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A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
29 episodes
9 months ago
The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens.
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The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens.
Show more...
Comedy
Arts,
Performing Arts
Episodes (20/29)
A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
The End of the End
This is it. The end of our story, and possibly the end of the Multiverse! Join us as we say our last goodbyes to the Harbingers of Calamity & Friends. We had some laffs, shed some tears, but now it’s time to go face to face against evil incarnate. Who lives, and who dies? FindRead More
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9 years ago
42 minutes 19 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
The Beginning of the End
The teams reunite to finalize Operation: Totally Thrash the Dark One and Save the Multiverse. An unexpected VSG (Very Special Guest) finds the Harbingers to deliver a VIM (Very Important Message). Twist and turns abound as we near the finale of A Beginner’s Guide to Interplanetary Destruction! Spoilers- the twists are not all good! EpisodeRead More
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9 years ago
30 minutes 28 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Scrotally Boobular
Man, after an unknown amount of time fighting bad guys and fleeing in terror, you just need to relax, right? Come to Beachbabicon 5! Visit our many beaches, enjoy our many burrito stands, do your best to not get murdered! Yes, Beachbabicon 5 has it all – ladies in very little clothing, well-oiled dudes wrastlin’Read More
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9 years ago
26 minutes 14 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Romancing the Bone
In… some unknown year, a team of nerds was sent careening through time and space, because a magick rainbow lady was bored. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire THE FIGHTING MONGEESE. Episode 2.9, “Romancing the Bone” was written, voiced, andRead More
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9 years ago
24 minutes 4 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
The Best Ol’ Horror House in Texas
Boy, that Regnus fellow is weird. And on his hidden astral plane things are about to get worse! Also- the Baron finally drops his new mix tape! Episode 2.8, “The Best Ol’ Horror House in Texas” was written, voiced, and recorded by the Daves I know. Some of them are Davids, but most of themRead More
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9 years ago
27 minutes 10 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Enter The Mad Mage
He’s back, he’s magick, and he’s beardier than EVER! It’s… damn it, what is his name? Derek? Doug? I dunno… It’s Joan’s brother! Let’s all go on Mr. Nerd’s Wild Ride! Also, Will’s got a new looooove interest! Episode 2.7, “Enter The Mad Mage” was written, voiced, and recorded by spirits from another realm, havingRead More
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9 years ago
24 minutes 18 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Sweet Home R’yleh-bama
Oh, look another history lesson… Ted smuggles the Harbingers into his homeworld. Eugene’s hidden artistic side is revealed. The Baron does a really good job of earning the group’s distrust. Episode 2.6, “Sweet Home R’yleh-bama” was written by William Mead. Real-life versions of your favorite A Beginner’s Guide characters voiced and recorded this installment, includingRead More
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9 years ago
24 minutes 44 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Something Something Dark One Origins Genesis
HISTORY! BACK STORY! EXPLANATIONS! ANSWERS YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT QUESTIONS YOU DIDN’T ASK! The Dark One’s story in his own words! Episode 2.5, “Something Something Dark One Origins: Genesis” was written, voiced, and recorded by people, at a place, using things. Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music from the show. The songs “Plans in Motion”,Read More
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9 years ago
26 minutes 55 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Run Ted, Run!
After the events of episode 1.8, Senator Vorick threw Tedry Bartfast in the brig of the Nexus Prime. This is what happens next. Episode 2.4, “Run Ted, Run”, was written, voiced, and recorded with technology far beyond your comprehension, on a world populated by sentient amorphous gas clouds. Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music fromRead More
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9 years ago
28 minutes 28 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Ghost Ship in Space
The hunt for Wakojon Vorick continues… at the edge of a black hole!  The Harbingers find ol’ Grumblebuns, but convincing him to rejoin the group is harder than they thought.  Jon finds a new passion in the timeless art of journaling. Episode 2.3, “Ghost Ship in Space”, was written, voiced, and recorded in an abandonedRead More
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9 years ago
35 minutes 45 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Technosaurus Rex
The Harbingers let Jon outta their sight for ONE SECOND, and he up and gets himself sold into slavery… again.  The gang’s gotta find Grumps, but in their typical fashion they find themselves in the highest of jinx.  The Baron rights a wrong. Episode 2.2, “Technosaurus Rex”, was written, voiced, and recorded using an unholyRead More
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9 years ago
32 minutes 39 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Slaver’s Bay
The Harbingers are trapped pretty much where we left them last season. Alliances are formed, broken, and re-formed differently. An old ally comes to the rescue, and then promptly screws everyone over. Also- A TERRIFYING NEW VILLAIN! WHO IS ALSO A TOTAL JERK! Episode 2.1, “Slaver’s Bay”, was written, voiced, and recorded by the usualRead More
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9 years ago
40 minutes 29 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dylan
Episode 1.5.5 – Hold Me Closer Tiny Dylan Dylan learns a hard truth. The Baron and Melissa complete a revolutionary new device. Disappointment and confusion ensue! This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Todd Roth and Daniel Williams “act” as Dino-Reps 1 and 2,Read More
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10 years ago
8 minutes 40 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls
Episode 1.5.4 – The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls Dylan has a hard time finding privacy in the Menagerie. The Baron plans a rescue mission. We finally find out what happened to that sumbitch dog from season 1, episode 3. This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron,Read More
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10 years ago
7 minutes 40 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Sea Men
Episode 1.5.3 – Sea Men The group plans a fishing trip! Meanwhile, Melissa has a heart to heart with a fellow crewman. Spoilers – He sucks. This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Adam Baugher expertly reprises the role of James O’Douls, and ZachRead More
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10 years ago
7 minutes 30 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
New ‘Do
Episode 1.5.2 – New ‘Do After a long night of boozing Melissa decides it’s time for a haircut! This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of the Alien Customer, and Zach Minute acts as our narrator. All writing, recording,Read More
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10 years ago
6 minutes 19 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Totes Legit
Episode 1.5.1 – Totes Legit Shortly after the oddly alluring Baron Von Wasteland rescues Dylan and Melissa, Dylbro hatches a plan to help BVW go legit. Business legit. This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Zach Minute acts as our narrator. All writing, recording,Read More
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10 years ago
6 minutes 20 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
The Twelfth Episode
The season comes to a close.  Everything Jon’s been working towards comes to fruition.  Sort of…  Space battles, monsters, and an epic showdown!  New alliances are formed!  This episode has it all, including the return of your favorite character and mine, What’shisname!  This episode is dedicated to you, listeners.  Hold on to your butts! ThisRead More
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11 years ago
29 minutes 7 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Arcane Assholes
The mission was simple enough – Get. The. Thing. And they did! Time for some side quests, y’all! The group is finally whole again, and damn it, there’d better not be any more shake-ups! This episode is dedicated to underappreciated fanfic writers the world over.
 Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth all held hands and wished this episode into existence.Read More
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11 years ago
25 minutes 36 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
Dickcicles
It’s lonely out in space, but a reunion will set things right. Before that though – Fear! Terror! Water mammals? Things are getting weird, kids. Our group struggles to survive while Jon struggles to get that song out of his head. This episode is dedicated to Wilford Brimley’s mustache. This episode was factory assembled andRead More
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11 years ago
26 minutes 39 seconds

A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction
The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens.