The girls are back after a long, and awkward, break. Kicking off their senior year with the enthusiasm of senior citizens…
Spring break has ended and the girls have some tea to spill. Talk about a hot girl spring break. You thought you’d get a break from them, but all good things come to an end. Don’t tell them about this insult. Jobs are on the line…
Media plays a huge role in the girls’ lives. Today, they discuss their favorite movies, shows, songs, podcasts, and trending topics. Stay tuned for the most tasteful recommendations. Don’t worry too much! After all, you listen to 3PBF. Your taste is immaculate.
Winter break is over and the long cold absence of the girls has ended. New jobs, new classes, busy spring break plans, and an elusive dog man. Don’t pay attention to the post date. It’s called being fashionably late.
It’s beginning to look a lot like the season finale! The holidays are fast approaching and the girls have prepared a very special gift for you: another episode! Unoriginal, sure, but a classic. So sit back, relax, and enjoy their crash course into the fa-la-lalidays…if they can get the words right.
Disney is known for its delicious and diverse food options and the girls are here to give everyone the rundown of all their options. The time has come for them to admit all of their food sins. With a lot of excitement and even more judgement, these girls dive deep into the crazy cuisines and delectable dishes offered by the beloved Disney World parks.
Introducing the one, the only, original girl boss baddie: Barbie! You may not know her -- she’s a bit Indy -- but the girls are huge fans of her work. Forget the floor; this topic is lava! Listen in for the tea on the best movies, the best songs...and someone keeps mentioning Tika. Blegh.
No tricks everyone. Today’s episode is a real treat! The girls discuss their spooktacular memories including haunts from ghosts of Halloween past. But there is nothing more horrifying than Googling monster art. Seriously, don’t do it...
The girls are back from fall break and they are breaking their silence because they cannot wait to tell you all about their adventures. Apple festivals, Bigfoot museums, football games, and breakfast surprises. You have not CENA thing yet! *Extremely subtle wink following the extremely subtle pun*
Welcome to Trivia Tuesday! Er...Thursday. But it’s published on Tuesday, so that greeting still stands. Technically. The girls challenge each other to a duel on the classy subjects of music, literature, and candy. See how many questions you can answer correctly. If nothing else, you will see that there is a clear winner...and loser.
Are you ready? Great! In this episode the girls are giving you their all-time favorite aspects of all four Disney World parks. Learn about the most delicious snacks, the coolest merch, and somehow, burping is a major topic of conversation. It’s a fact: 3/3 girls think the Dole Whip is the obvious choice for a refreshing snack. They only provide the best in quality entertainment.
Have you ever had a Magical Moment? The girls have experienced so many of them it makes your head spin! All in one night too! You could say that the Force was with them...
Welcome back! It's only polite to re-introduce ourselves! It has been a long and fruitful summer and as the girls reflect, they share a bounty of stories, memories, and judgements. Somehow chocolate milk has become a crime? Well that should warn you about what you’re in for. Prepare yourselves.
Well, folks. This was always coming...IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!! Yes, it was said with the exact tone you would assume. As the school year comes to a close they remember their year, go over their summer plans, and promise to come back next season with even more fun everyone. Don’t worry, they’ll be back sooner than you’ll realize!
Disney may not have had a woman CEO before, but believe it, there will be at least three upcoming. All their bright and beautiful dreams laid out into the world for them to crush…but that part wasn’t planned. Oh well, you know how it is with artistic differences. If nothing else, their visions of the perfect improvements will tide them over until they are finally in charge. That will definitely happen. *WINK*
Who knows who best? Lies, lies, lies everywhere! Who will win in this high stakes collection of games that the girls don’t actually win a prize for? Or even really keep points for...but that’s besides the point they’re all VERY competitive. Weirdly enough, the girls don’t actually play bingo.
ROUND 2: FIGHT!
Once again, the girls have a hearty discussion involving all the moments they love in Disney and how they don’t do so equally. It is totally awkward and they all need to sleep with one eye open. Especially the lyric champion, she made an enemy.
They hold the keys to the kingdom but they’ll happily share them with you! The girls love Disney but...oh this is awkward...they can’t seem to agree on which parts are the best! The fight is not a figment of your imagination but it certainly is a journey. (If you’ve listened to this you know that was a pun.) Now Move it! Shake it! You most probably will make it, this episode is recorded.
The girls are speaking the language of love - no it’s not French - as they move their way through complicated topics on love and loss. Are romantic relationships more important than platonic ones? How do we stay vigilante against red flags? Also, they discuss which celebrities have sculpted booties. It’s completely normal! One last thing, very serious I assure you: Shrek or Mike Wasowski?