If this show were a dog (which it is), it’d be middle aged like we are.Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Little thoughts & big words or big thoughts & little words?Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

When you're rich, you don't need to come up with anything new even when you're saying you are.Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

What’s a good death? Middle age thoughts in middle age with regards to #winning.Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

So you want to start a religion? Not on the profits of our “true” religions you’re not!Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

ICE hiring anything with a technical pulse & Cali schools nutting up against decrepit fed.gov creations.

Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Wonder if corporate policy covers getting blown the fuck up by a Russian military bombing?Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Enjoy the go? Only if it’s away from the reality where toilet paper is god.Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

We celebrate the hundos by not condoning middle 19th century European Nazis but we can’t help but nod our heads at how well they got those trains running…

Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

With a hat tip to the movie Office Space, we look at how scum baggy Starbucks apparently is. Fucking venti asshole ya know?

Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

We get bored and talk about what real energy independence could do for humans...right up until we fuck it up by fucking each other over.

Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Yeah that third form of magnetism, just like my dick being pulled to your bussy, er pussy.

Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Yeah my "eyeborg" is pretty special too. I does get a little weepy around females moaning so not same-same.

Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

According to the experts, good parenting boils down to four things. None of them are murder so what do they know?

Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

Israel & Iran are taking fuck buddying to the next level?Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)

It’s the day in the US that fathers are recognized…hopefully without court orders.

Note: We had some technical difficulties. It's free so what do you expect?Contains excerpts from:⁠Stranglehold from Ted Nugent by Ted Nugent (1975)⁠⁠A Girl Like You from Gorgeous George by Edwyn Collins ⁠⁠(2011)