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Happy Halloween. Season 19 continues next week. Thanks for playing.
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An entire town… gone. Without a trace. No signs, no warnings. Just silence. This is the story of Cold Sparrow.
Twenty-four years ago, the peaceful town of Cold Sparrow became the center of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries in modern history. Every resident vanished. Among them, the enigmatic billionaire Benjamin Veers, whose strange ways made him an icon of intrigue. The town, once forgotten, now infamous. The questions? Endless. The answers? Nonexistent.
For over two decades, investigators have been left baffled—cults, kidnappings, disappearances—none have led them closer to the truth. But now, three celebrated private investigators—famous for bringing down one of the most dangerous cults in history—have been called upon to tackle this mystery. Known for taking on the cases no one else could solve, they’re determined to uncover what really happened in Cold Sparrow.
Yet, the deeper they dig, the darker the whispers become. Rumours swirl of something far more sinister than anyone ever imagined. Could the mystery of Cold Sparrow be tied to forces that reach far beyond our world? Could it be linked to something… infernal?
Some mysteries, once uncovered, may be better left untouched. Cold Sparrow: A town that disappeared… but something still lingers in the shadows.
The investigation begins… now.
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Three private detectives investigate the mystery of Cold Sparrow - a town that's entire population disappeared without a trace over twenty years ago. Together, the detectives seek to unravel the town's mysteries and find the enigmatic Benjamin Veers, an eccentric billionaire who resided in the once picturesque town.
Credits:
Written by Mark Anzalone
Edited by Walker Kornfeld
Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone
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Mace voiced by Steven Zivic
Leon voiced by Sam Stark
Phyllis voiced by Aubrey Akers
Benjamin Veers voiced by Mark Anzalone
Edward Veers voiced by Mark Anzalone
Charlie Prist voiced by Mark Anzalone
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Intro music by Steven Anzalone
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One of those "bereaved things."
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It must all be some big misunderstanding.
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I don’t think that I want to time travel again for a very very long time.
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It’s too loud.
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A Zeno’s Paradox of nihilism.
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Do I exist?
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Well OVER’s building up tier 4
They’re thinking that they control
True permanence
True permanence
But Michael’s in Riga with Mike
They’re working for the TryLeg
Corporation
And they notice
The crows are sounding just like Leg
There’s something strange that’s going down
In Texas, oh
They’ll find it
Mike stops by the Valley to see
Mikey who installs The Ram in tier 2
To see what they knew
And meanwhile
Down in Bluster’s Grove
The Legs are piling up
But from where nobody knows
The scrapyard is a hotbed
Of things that no one should have got
Their grubby paws on yet
69 is dead and Mike arrives
Only to be corrected by Chance
And not circumstance
He explains what’s happening
The Lionhorse attacks and they’re trapped in
The warehouse
They see some horrors in some vats
But Stinky shows up with leg and he
Rescues their doomed asses
He takes them to the future where
He has been leglocked thanks to Bradford Beaumont
He’s their new boss
And meanwhile
On the island
Felix cleans it up
But he leaves a mess behind
Lieutenant
In his evil ways
Finds a way to get himself free
To unite OI
Mikey’s in an awful jam
He made the mistake of trusting Eagle
What a damn fool
He iterates and tortures him
Replaces him with a docile iteration
A distraction
He’s heading down to Bluster’s Grove
When Lieutenant says all he knows
They’re changing up the operation
He’s traveled halfway around the world
And found a village of Michaels ripe for
Elimination
And meanwhile
In Slovenia
The gang arrives one-by-one
And each is thrown in jail
The trial of the century
Is hot on their heels as they hope
Chance will bail them out
A and M are hunting Tex
He’s hurt, they need him for what’s next
They take him
To the village
They activate his memories
They need him to become Judge B
And help them
Make decisions
Michael’s prolonged absence means that
Dead Man’s off pulling the strings
Charlie don’t know yet what it means
To see him at the rendezvous
He’s fishing for the crust punks now
He’s rounded them up shipped ‘em out
They’re going to tier 3
And meanwhile at the Outpost
Traitors are all signing up
To join Lieutenant’s cause
But Bluster leads resistance
He rallies the troops at Blust A Groove!
And Outlaw sends the traitors off
As for what will happen next
It’s Stinky’s sacrificial quest
To get his mitts on
The mystery box
The Crust Punks numbers start to dwindle
But Skinner’s lives and distracts Eagle
Chance grabs the box and Stinky
Punches coordinates in and all are off
Now that they have true permanence
They all arrive cacophonous
At the trial, it’s on fire
M’s at Eagle’s throat with a knife and
Now the gang’s on the same page
They put an end to Eagle’s days
And they restore all the order
That the Michaels are were longing for
And meanwhile
It’s a bad idea
For Bradford have this much power
Everyone agree
The village gets to keep the box
And most of them don’t have a clue
What they are fending off
I ask you, what you think will happen
With OI gone, there’s no Cured Edgar
The clock is counting down at
edgars-death-window.com
But does OI go down so easy
I swear there was another Eagle
In the Ice Lair, hiding out there
That no one knows about
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Short tails are in this season.
WOE.BEGONE Season 19 starts next week. Thanks for playing.
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You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it's your weight, age, or anything else, if you can't accept yourself as you are, you'll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, as well as psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
JustJenah as Skinner
Jesse Syrat as Flash
Cody Heath as Britches
Steve Anzelone as Eagle
Ben Rowe as Felix
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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Taylor Michaels as Chance
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An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you'll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.
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Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.
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"FUCK!" - Taylor Michaels, Archival Footage
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If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.
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Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.
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Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.
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This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!
Season 18 continues next week. Thanks for playing.
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I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.
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I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.
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