As of today I am the proud owner of 2 homemade butt plugs, made by a Berkeley white woman, who's boyfriend is arab but looks Puerto Rican. The only way this could get any more Bay Area is if I put these inna veggie burrito and shoved it up my butt Enjoy the ep, we had fun last making it RATENAND REVIEW US! WE NEED THE SUPPORT Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea WS LINE (415)949-0128

Murahd is slowly becoming a good comedian and *nobody likes it. Some punk ass muthafucka threw a rock threw my window , was it aangry cumtown fan from last year, and angry girl I dated, or a Tenderloin bum? Listen and help us find out who's culprit God dammit ( shakes fist at the cloudy San Francisco sky ) * Kaseem Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley White Slavery line (415) 949-0128

Murahd went to Hawaii for a week and came back a tanned republican. Enjoy muthafuckas Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea

Here's our conversation with Rosebud Baker. Check out her debut comedy special " Whiskey Fists " streaming right now on Comedy Central Digital Sorry about my audio. Murahd and Rosie's are on point Rosebud- @rosebudbaker Kaseem - @kaseembentley Murahd - @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea

Thank god for drugs...legal drugs Enjoy

Murahd didn't think this ep was this funny because we had a heartfelt talk about where are lives are at and where were going. We also get into touch on some ( some!)news worthy stuff. I think it was one of our best eps in a while. You tell us what you think good melinateded and peach colored peoples at (415) 949-0128 or hit us on the grizzam @whiteslaverypodcast Murahd doesn't sleep a lot, so I don't trust a damb thing his Egyptian ass says Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley

I think I might have covid ( cue applause break) If I got the Omarion variant ill be fucking shocked. All I did was do 6 shows over the weekend with Hasan Minaj , infront of 3400 people a night, then hang out with hella random people backstage. I dont think it was that, I'm sure it was when Murahd sipped my coffee and didn't tell me. " DATS HOW DEY GIT CHA!!!!!" ( Black Uncle Voice ) White Slavery @whiteslaverypodcast PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON ITUNES. It helps in more ways than you know WS Line (415) 949-0128 Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea

Im not even gonna type a long description. Sorry were late, its a long story 🍁Happy Holidays 🚫 Fuck celebrating Native American genocide 🧀Stop making mac n cheese a big deal Murahd Shawki @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem Bentley @kaseembentley WS LINE 415.949.0128

Murahd and I drove back from his big ass show in Santa Cruz and decided to record our talk. We get into white struggle tv shows, Black billionaires, convertibles, Joe Rogan, the death of podcasting, dead body stories, kaseem almost bought a bentley, Murahd coming clean, the power of "Arabing", barking at comedy clubs, and crack rushes Murahd - @murahdshawki , @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem - @kaseembentley

We're back to posting the god damn ground breaking show on time until we find a way to fuck it up again. Murahd and I booked and busy 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾 but were making it work like two recently divorced parents. Get into this ep, our melinated minds really joined forces 🇧🇬🤜💥🧠💥🤛🏿🇺🇸 on this tiiiiiiiiing Murahd @ dopeshowbayarea @murahdshawki Kaseem - @kaseembentley White Slavery @whiteslaverypodcast WS Line ☎️ (415)949-0128

Murahd finally watched Chappelle's special. If you only watched 15 minutes of it skip this ep, watch The Closet for Christ sakes, then come back to our caliente takes on good ole D-A-V-E Murahd @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley

This week Amy Miller @amymiller ( Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, Epix ) is our special guest. We hate having guest via zoom but Amy is a pro and delivered like Dominos. This ep is great, she's great, White Slavery is great and America is great......again * throws red hat in the air* •Follow Murahd at @ dopeshowbayarea •Check out Kaseem with Hasan Minhaj November 26-28 at the Masonic Auditorium Whiteslaverypod.com WS Line (415) 949-0128

Our friend comedian/all around smart guy James Mwuara comes by to talk with Murahd about everything. This episode is super retarded-dumb doo doo dollaz funny. Sit back, make sure your air pods got enough juice and get into this great conversation between these 2 young lions.....YOUNG MONEY Follow Murahd at @dopeshowbayarea for stand up shows Catch me with Hasan Minhaj Nov 26-28th at the Masonic Auditorium 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

We back. This ain't like last weeks uploading Lupe Fiasco. Shouts to our editor Andrew DeLeon ( @andrew.de.leon )for busting his ass almost every week with the cuts, scratches, mixes and matches. Make sure you support Murahd at @dopeshowbayarea and if you're im San Jose peep my guy with Damon Wayans at the San Jose Improv Catch me October 19th with Amy Miller at the SF Punchline and with Hasan Minhaj 11/26-28 at The Masonic

Murahd is back from (L)ove (A)llah and he didn't come back a bigger asshole * crowd cheers* . Big tings are happening for the 🔗 💲lave 🅱️oyz 🔗, make sure you check out murahds shows at @dopeshowbsyarea and my dumb ass on October 16th at Milk Bar in SF (Special Pop Up Show) and opening a few shows for Hasan Minhaj on Nov 26-28

We did it....50 EPISODES! We've come a long way baby Now we just need to do another fifty then we can blow our brains out ***SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT**** OCTOBER 24TH , 7 - 9PM @ MILK BAR DARNELL HOSTED BY WHITE SLAVERY FREE $HOW STAND UP INTERVIEWS VIDEOS NUDE WOMEN GUNS DRUGS AND GIVEAWAYS COME THRU AND EXPERIENCE THE BEST LIVE SHOW SINCE THE JIM JONES MASSACRE OR COMIC RELIEF 89

This week Murahd and I sit down and suck up to Andrew Orolfo. He's funny ( really funny ) and kinda filipino ( that's panny). Follow Andrew on Instagram and catch his from Comedy Central 14 Comics You Should Know " on October 5th https://instagram.com/andrew_orolfo?utm_medium=copy_link https://youtu.be/HRC1PIS0G5M

**cue horns** The Slavery Boyz are bike with part dos of our award winning conversation with the illustrious Roy Wood Jr. We covered a lot so we're not gonna bother you with a rundown. Sit in your dumbass cubicle or next to your dumbass ass baby, get into the ep, and do it like its your bday....audibly

Roy Wood Jr. ( The Daily Show, Comedy Central) was out guest this episode and it was pretty bad. We really need to start booking better guys but he begged us and paid us. We get into A LOT in this ep, so much we split our sit down into 2 episodes. Get into this audio bumrush for the next 114 minutes and come back next Wednesday for part dos. STOP PLAYIN WITH US 🤜🏾💥

*taps microphone* " Brothas and Sistas.... Milk crates are killing the Black community " RUNDOWN: •MURAHD NEEDS A MEDITATION RETREAT •BLACK COMEDY SHOWS AT WHITE CLUBS •THE POWER OF WOMEN STAYING AWAY FROM MEN •FOCUSING ON "YOU?" IN YOUR TWENTIES •TIK TOK WHITE GIRLS •MURAHDS PLAYER PHASE •ASIANS ARE THE FUTURE WHITES •PITCH: AI COMEDIAN •IS MURAHD A OPENER OR FEATURE? •WHITE SLAVERY NEWS