Welcome back Pee Bagz! Mantis and Bri find themselves in “Spain” with the Mandalorian for The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022). As usual they watch the movie and talk some shit. Throw on Paddington 2, trim that hairline back, and don’t trust anyone that looks like Bad Bunny, because they’ll fucking do you dirty!

The Pee Bagz head out on a quest for some D only to find a shit show at the end of a rainbow. The Lost City (2022) stars Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum in a pathetic Gen-Z take on Romancing the Stone (1984). In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss Brad Pitt’s historical career, Mantis coozes all over the place and Brianna reveals a Pee Bag first for her. Slap on your sequin jumpsuit, grab some proactiv for your backne, and find out if Daniel Radcliffe really is the boy who lived because this movie sucked some big D.

Make way for the Mean Bean Machine! The Pee Bagz head to the Four Seasons Oahu for Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022). This sad attempt at a movie stars James Marsden, Jim Carrey, Tika Sumpter, Ben Schwartz, and Idris Elba. In this episode, Mantis and the MBM tear apart this film like vultures, Mantis catches some nostalgic feels, and Brianna sounds like she has the ‘rona. Gather up your infinity stones, call up your flying squirrel friend, and you’re welcome for saving you 2 hours, because this sucked ass!

Do you want to see Spiderman and a confused white rapper to find some treasure? Well, then do we have the movie for you. Uncharted (2022) stars Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg and some other people no one recognized, in an extremely underwhelming take on a beloved video game franchise. In this episode, Mantis and Brianna discuss which streaming services are worth it, try out some new laughs, and discover a new type of comedian. Don’t trust anyone, don’t wait for Marky Mark to catch his breath, and try not to mess up your face up cringing the whole time because this Pirates of the Caribbean reboot is WEIRD!

The Pee Bagz travel to Christian Disneyland for The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) starring Jessica Chastain and Andrew Garfield as the famous headline making televangelists. In this episode, Mantis and Brianna discuss the 2002 Mel Gibson banger "Signs", the Bakker’s jowls, and Jessica Chastain’s whacky ass career. Touch up your eye shadow tattoos, wrap up in your best mink coat, and slam back a diet coke with some Ativan because Glory, Glory, Hallelujah you won’t want to miss this!

I AM VENGENCE! The Pee Bagz find themselves in the darkness, knee deep in water at Gotham Square Garden, praying someone with a Bat-Flair comes and finds them. The Batman (2022) stars Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, Paul Dano, Colin Farrell, John Turturro, and Jeffrey Wright in a refreshingly dark and violent take on the DC legend. In this episode, Mantis and Brianna discuss Bruce Wayne’s foreskin, Mantis uses his fancy cinema vocabulary, and Brianna digs her own grave. Smear on your black eyeliner, throw back some eye drops, and watch out for live wires, because Edward Cullen just hit puberty and he needs to fucking prove himself!

Get ready to quarantine with the Pee Bagz! This week's movie depicts a group of actors who find themselves somewhere in the UK filming a movie that is definitely not the new Jurassic World. The Bubble (2022) packs an all star, mostly B+ List cast with the exception of a few out of this galaxy stars. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss words that sound like they look, Mantis hits the soup a little too hard and Brianna talks about her brand idol. Wash your hands, wear your mask and don’t run to watch this movie, because we’re in quarantine again and a bitch gets her fingers blown off1!

The Pee Bagz say high to Ojai, California where they head for their next adventure with Windfall. Windfall (2022) stars Jesse Plemons, Lily Collins, Jason Segel and a gardener with the worst luck ever. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss Emily in Paris, Brianna cancels the Fresh Prince, and Mantis goes off on the entitled children of celebrities. Hide your kids, hide your wife and stay away from the broken glass, because you need to get off your ass and work!

“Hi, I'm Mantis Toboggan, and this is how to get CTE.” The Pee Bagz take a walk down memory lane while watching the end of a legacy and their youth. Jackass Forever (2022) stars most of the original crew, minus a few (RIP Ryan Dunn), and some new blood. In this episode, The Wild Boyz complain about streaming costs, Brianna hangs on by a few brain cells, and Mantis is in weenie heaven. Book that CT- scan ahead of time, don’t trust anyone, and say a prayer for the ol’ twig and berries, because it ain't over until a 50 year old prankster busts a nut.

The Pee Bagz find themselves in a alternate dimension where a scorned female Jeff Bezos runs the world right into the ground, all for clout - So not too far from reality. The Adam Project (2022) stars Ryan Reynolds, Mark Ruffalo, Jennifer Garner, newcomer Walker Scobell and a very weird cameo from the most random polar express character. In this episode, Skete and Kimmy K discuss, the star power of Jennifer Garner, Brianna gets offended by popular music of the 70s and 80s, and Mantis crushes on Blake Lively. Brush off the ol’ Magnets for Dummies book, don’t trust any women that glow, and try not to get disintegrated, because the future sucks but you’ll still want to see it!

How was this not called Scream 5? Scream (2022) stars Jenna Ortega, Jack Quaid, anyone that survived the first Scream, and some very some dead weight. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss, a little, unknown global pandemic, Mantis realizes he only remembers the Scary Movie version of Scream, and Brianna’s brain completely melts. Sharpen your favorite slicing knife, don’t you dare answer that landline, and never forget to double tap, because these fuckers from the 90's are back - again!

The Pee Bagsz time travel back to 1970s San Fernando Valley, where there is unquestionably some weird shit going on. Licorice Pizza (2021) stars Alana Haim, Cooper Hoffman, the other Haims, and anyone Paul Thomas Anderson has ever met(Sound familiar?). In this episode, Mantis and Brianna discuss what the fuck is wrong with Paul Thomas Anderson, Mantis tells another sob story about his hopes and dreams, and they even manage to mention Harvey Milk - Twice! So fill up that waterbed, stock up on quarters for pinball, and don’t say yes to everything, because PTA needs to be stopped!

The Pee Bagz head down to Texas for a real massacre of film. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) stars some tweens you’ve never heard of, Leatherface's bloated cousin, and Lori Strode. In this episode, Chucky and the Blair Witch discuss some questionable movie villain noises, why this film exists in the first place, and what constitutes the title "Celebrity Chef". Skewer yourself up an old lady, cancel anyone with a human skin mask, and definitely don’t put up that Confederate flag you’ve been thinking about, because those damned Millennials will get you if Mr. McChainsaw doesn't!

The Pee Bagz head down to Texas City for Red Rocket. Red Rocket (2021) stars Simon Rex and a bunch of other people you won’t recognize. In this episode Dirt Nasty and Mickey Avalon discuss, stolen valor, Mantis can’t remember anyone’s name, and Brianna talks about her brush with a super famous celebrity. Pop some Viagra and chow down on those sparkle donuts because we’re headed to the Valley of Porn for a triumphant comeback

The Pee Bagz welcome back Max from Dopeflix as they watch the season finale of The Book of Boba Fett. In this episode Osmosis Jones, Thrax, and Frank discuss hygiene standards on Tatooine, the most distracting speeders in Star Wars history, and they all gush over a little green animatronic. Wipe off the Sarlacc guts, hop into the Bacta tank, and don’t forget your Grogu sized chain mail, because you’ll need it when the Pyke Syndicate comes for your ass, bitches!

Sheeesh, talk about a bad romance. Even if House of Gucci (2021) starring Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Jared Leto, Jack Huston, Tom Brady’s guru, Al Pacino and Bojack Horsemen misses on the accents, it certainly delivers on the drama. In this episode, Forrest and Lieutenant Dan discuss high fashion trends, Swiss dining traditions, and they offend generations of Italians. Rinse off from that mud bath, leave a message for Miss Cleo, and suit up in your favorite windbreaker, because revenge is a dish best served outside!

The only tragedy in this film is that there's no Urban Dictionary from 1606 to help the Pee Bagz figure out what the kids were talking about back in the day. First performed in the early 1600s, The Tragedy of Macbeth finds its way to the big screen once again with it’s most star studded cast yet. The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021) stars Denzel Washington, Frances McDormand, Alex Hassell, Bertie Carvel, and Corey Hawkins in what the Pee Bagz describe as the best film adaptation to watch in English class yet. In this episode, the two weird birds discuss, Kim Kardashsian’s design aesthetic, how much groundlings actually understood, and they start a new conspiracy theory about the Thane of Glamis. Grab some fresh paint for your nose, watch out for those three weird women, and don't talk to any creepy puddles, because there’s a new cult in town that goes right for the jugular!

Light em up! Who knew Summerville, Oklahoma was a hot bed for ghosts everywhere? Egon Spengler seemed to know, but no one believed the ghost hunting kook! Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) stars Mckenna Grace, Carrie Coon, Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim and Paul Rudd. Special appearances are made by the OG’s along with the cutest remake of a classic Ghostbuster’s mallow. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss chicken fingers, The Leftovers, and the cutest lil apparition. Dust off the ol’ proton pack, strap on your particle accelerator, and don’t forget the ghost trap, because someone's gotta stop James "Gozer" Charles and save those kids.

How do you pass the blame for discovering a planet ending comet? Name it after someone other than yourself. Don’t Look Up (2021) stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Rob Morgan (Don Cheadle’s twin), Jonah Hill, Meryl Streep and some other cool peeps. In this episode, Mantis and Brianna discuss Leo DiCaprio’s shower schedule (and pube status), uncover Adam McKay’s biggest stan, and Brianna manages to set a new record for the usage of “like” in a sentence. Throw back some Xanies, stock up on fingerling potatoes, and book your reservation on the cryogenic spaceship, because Comet Dibiasky is coming for ya!

Red Pill or Blue Pill or Cyanide Pill? You take the Blue pill, only 18 years have passed, you’re living the dream as a video game God but you feel like a piece of you is missing. You take the Red pill, 60 years have passed, you wake up in a pool of goo with tubes coming out you again but at least your soulmate is there. You take the Cyanide pill, you watch a 2 hour and 28 minute film called The Matrix Resurrections (2021) that stars Keanu Reeves, Carrie Ann Moss, Yahya Abdul-Mateen III, Jonathan Groff, and Neil Patrick Harris. Rinse off the goo, throw some people with your mind, and grab a handful of strawberries because this is the greatest love story of all.