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When Aliens Come to Tea

Felix Andromeda

57 episodes

1 month ago

Send us a text Ambassador Snooze McWideawake from Somnambula 12 has turned everything upside down. As workplace productivity crises mount in 2025 , this sleeping diplomat who solves galactic conflicts while unconscious might have the answer we need. Deep Dive Analysis: Our hosts unpack the philosophical revolution behind Snooze's radical approach to consciousness, productivity, and rest. With sleep anxiety emerging as 2025's critical wellness challenge , could unconscious governance be humani...

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Send us a text Ambassador Snooze McWideawake from Somnambula 12 has turned everything upside down. As workplace productivity crises mount in 2025 , this sleeping diplomat who solves galactic conflicts while unconscious might have the answer we need. Deep Dive Analysis: Our hosts unpack the philosophical revolution behind Snooze's radical approach to consciousness, productivity, and rest. With sleep anxiety emerging as 2025's critical wellness challenge , could unconscious governance be humani...

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Episodes (20/57)

When Aliens Come to Tea

Breakdown Episode 42: Why Aliens Think Consciousness is a Medical Emergency | Sleep vs. Productivity Revolution

Send us a text Ambassador Snooze McWideawake from Somnambula 12 has turned everything upside down. As workplace productivity crises mount in 2025 , this sleeping diplomat who solves galactic conflicts while unconscious might have the answer we need. Deep Dive Analysis: Our hosts unpack the philosophical revolution behind Snooze's radical approach to consciousness, productivity, and rest. With sleep anxiety emerging as 2025's critical wellness challenge , could unconscious governance be humani...

1 month ago

16 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Episode 42: What Sleep Scientists Won't Tell You - Ambassador Snooze McWideAwake Reveals Why Being Conscious Is Overrated

Send us a text Prepare to have your entire worldview flipped upside down. What if everything we believe about consciousness, productivity, and success is completely backwards? What if the secret to peak performance isn't staying awake longer... but sleeping through your most important decisions? In this mind-bending episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, we meet Ambassador Snooze McWideAwake from Somnambula XII - a civilization that conducts ALL major business while completely uncons...

1 month ago

1 hour 8 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Breakdown Episode 41: Dr. Multigloom's Mathematical Love Revolution

Send us a text In this comprehensive breakdown of When Aliens Come to Tea's most viral episode, we analyze Dr. Zephyr Multigloom, the alien mathematical relationship counselor who believes human romance is "adorably primitive" and desperately needs fixing through advanced calculus. Episode 41 became an instant classic when Dr. Multigloom declared that humans need seven partners for optimal emotional stability and that love is 147.3% mathematics - a mathematical impossibility that perfectly ca...

2 months ago

18 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Episode 41: Mathematical Romance Disaster - Dr. Zephyr Multigloom Calculates Your Love Life (And It's Only 28.57% Efficient)

Send us a text Ever wondered if your relationship needs a mathematical audit? Dr. Zephyr Multigloom, a seven-eyed Mathematical Relationship Counsellor from Septaria Prime, arrives with equations, efficiency calculations, and the firm belief that human couples are statistically doomed. Episode Highlights: The infamous 47-page love equation with footnotes and appendices that became a galactic memeWhy every human relationship is missing approximately 5 partners for optimal efficiency...

2 months ago

1 hour 11 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Breakdown Episode 40: Inside the Viral Phenomenon of "When Aliens Come to Tea" Episode 40 - Parental Unit Prime

Send us a text Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of a podcast episode that breaks the intergalactic internet? In this special deep dive, we've gained exclusive access to the internal production reports, biohazard team notes, and viewer analytics from "When Aliens Come to Tea" Episode 40 - "Parental Unit Prime." Join us as we unpack the glorious chaos of MX Fleeb, a Sporonite parent literally carrying 39 (and counting!) offspring on their person. From the spontaneous arrival o...

3 months ago

11 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Episode 40: The Parent Who Can't Let Go of Their 40 Kids (Because They're Literally Attached)

Send us a text In this fortnightly episode of "When Aliens Come to Tea," host Felix Andromeda sits down with Fleeb Parental-Unit-Prime, a Sporonite parent who gives new meaning to "helicopter parenting" - they're raising 40 offspring who are physically attached to their body and cannot be separated. This darkly hilarious conversation explores what happens when attachment parenting becomes literal. Discover the chaos of managing 40 simultaneous personalities sharing one nervous system, the dip...

4 months ago

49 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Breakdown Episode 39: Ambassador Zorp Glorbax - The Investigator of Missing Common Sense

Send us a text In this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, we explore what happens when extreme alien bureaucracy collides with human chaos Ambassador Zorp Glorbax from Flarbgarrl Prime arrives at our intergalactic tea house to investigate Earth's apparent lack of common sense - armed with a 47-page tea service protocol manual and a citation pad ready to document every illogical human behavior. Episode Highlights: Immediate citations for "failure to provide adequate signage indicati...

4 months ago

16 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Episode 39: Ambassador Zorp Glorbax - When Common Sense Files for Vacation | Intergalactic Bureaucrat Investigates Earth's Logic Deficiencies

Send us a text In this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, host Felix Andromeda welcomes Ambassador Zorp Glorbax of Flarbgarrl Prime—Lead Investigator of Missing Common Sense for the Intergalactic Division. This lavender, pear-shaped alien has made it his life's work to investigate why common sense seems to take extended vacations across our galaxy, and Earth is his favorite case study. • The Great Accidental Compliment Fiasco of Galactic Cycle 734 - how saying battle scars were "su...

4 months ago

1 hour 14 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

W.A.C.T Breakdown Ep. 38: Unpacking Roric Slade – Calisto Prime Logic, Optimized Malice, and the Secrets of a Fed-Up Spacesuit

Send us a text This deep dive revisits our unforgettable interview (Episode 38) with Roric Slade, the former covert information broker from paranoia-driven Calisto Prime, now a crisis mitigation consultant. We explore the source material detailing his upbringing where "trust is a liability" and data is oxygen. Discover the high-stakes biotech assignment that triggered a crisis of conscience, leading Roric to expose "optimized malice" and perform "terminal burn protocols" on his identity. Join...

5 months ago

19 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

W.A.C.T Ep. 38: Roric Slade - The Interstellar Spy Who Audits Reality

Send us a text Welcome back to "When Aliens Come To Tea"! This fortnight, Felix Andromeda sits down with the enigmatic Roric Slade, a man whose past is as encrypted as his former client list. Hailing from the high-stakes, paranoia-fueled corporate world of Callisto Prime, Roric was a covert information broker, dealing in secrets that could topple empires. Join us as we delve into: Roric's Origin: Growing up where information was oxygen and simulated habitat collapses were childhood lessons....

5 months ago

1 hour

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W.A.C.T Breakdown Ep. 37: Seven Goes Squishy – A Logical AI's Hilariously Doomed Quest to Understand Organic Emotion

Send us a text Welcome to Episode 37 of "When Aliens Come to Tea," famously known around the office as "Seven Goes Squishy"! Join us as we break down the galactic incident involving Unit 734 (Seven) from the Cygnus X-1 collective. This being of pure, unadulterated logic was tasked by the Concordance AI itself to decipher organic emotion after a crucial diplomatic negotiation failed spectacularly (faster than a soule in zero-g!). Imagine explaining why people cry at weddings to a supercomputer...

5 months ago

6 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

W.A.C.T Ep. 37: Unit 734 & The Empathy Algorithm – When a Logic AI Proves Feelings Have Function

Send us a text This fortnight on "When Aliens Come To Tea," Felix Andromeda pours a cosmically complex brew with Unit 734 (or "Seven"), a Cross-Cultural Behavioral Analyst from the purely logical Cygnian Concordance. Seven’s mission: decode messy organic emotion. But when a critical diplomatic negotiation faced a 78.4% chance of failure under pure logic, Seven encountered a variable its programming couldn't ignore: empathy. Join us as Seven recounts its groundbreaking journey from dismissing...

5 months ago

59 minutes

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Breakdown Episode 36: The Great Gravity Glitch, Sentient Socks & Questioning Reality

Send us a text Dive into Intergalactic Insider Episode 36, where cosmic chaos is the new normal! We start in Neo Alexandria, exploring the ethical maze of 'Persona Weavers' and the Authenticity Guild's concerns about genuine identity. Then, brace yourself for galactic gravity glitches – from Felix Andromeda stuck ceiling-side to rogue space bananas on Kepler 186f, all traced back to Professor Cosmos' startling revelation about a giant space hamster in another timeline! The absurdity continues...

6 months ago

8 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Episode 36: The Great Gravity Subscription Crisis, Octuple Helix Humans & Alien Tech Disasters

Send us a text Reality is unstable! Felix Andromeda kicks things off floating on his ceiling as GraviCorp's system-wide outage causes the Great Gravity Subscription Crisis – plunging millions into zero-G chaos, sparking black markets, and revealing corporate absurdity (Unicorn tears?!). Then, delve deep into xenogenetics with Dr. Rip Helix as we explore the monumental shift from double to octuple helix DNA in space-born humans – discussing enhanced abilities, the driving forces, shockin...

7 months ago

48 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Breakdown Episode 35: Sentient Sacrifice, Weaponized Music, and the Bot Rebellion

Send us a text "Welcome back to Intergalactic Insider! In Episode 35, we delve into a universe of ethical quandaries and technological twists. We explore the shocking practices of the Glargon-7 Collective, a sentient plant species that has discovered a dark secret to energy production. We discuss the implications of their choices with the Vitalists. Then, we journey into the world of weaponized music with Dr. Quanta Zar, uncovering the chilling power of the Krill's 'Lament of the Lost Star,' ...

7 months ago

10 minutes

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Episode 35: Talking Tomatoes, Robot Tears, and Weather-Warped Realities

Send us a text This fortnight, Felix Andromeda tackles a cosmic buffet of bizarre events! From the ethical quandaries of sentient salads (with Dr. Flora Greenleaf) to the weaponized sadness of alien music (with Dr. Quanta Zar), and the hilariously disastrous Customer Service Bot Rebellion (with Dr. History Echoes of the Past), it's a whirlwind of intergalactic proportions! Plus, Comet Channing delivers a weather forecast so chaotic, it might just rewrite your reality. Buckle up for screaming ...

8 months ago

58 minutes

When Aliens Come to Tea

Breakdown Episode 34: Cosmic Bureaucracy, Supernova Secrets, and Humanity's Unclassifiable Intelligence

Send us a text Intergalactic Insider Episode 34 takes you on a wild ride through the cosmos! We delve into the shocking results of the Galactic Intelligence Index (what does "Further research required" even mean for humanity?), explore the heartbreaking Zorpian migration after a devastating supernova (and the surprising cosmic bureaucracy they face), and navigate the mind-boggling Planet of Perpetual Paperwork. Plus, Comet Channing delivers a chaotic space weather report featuring quantum pro...

8 months ago

9 minutes

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Episode 34: Human Intelligence Questioned, Zorpian Migration Crisis, and the Planet of Perpetual Paperwork

Send us a text Join host Felix Andromeda on Intergalactic Insider for another fortnightly dose of cosmic news and absurdity! This episode, we delve into the shocking results of the Galactic Intelligence Index – are humans really as smart as we think? We'll also cover the Great Zorpian Migration, as an entire civilization flees their dying star and faces the ultimate bureaucratic hurdle: a Universal Parking Permit! Then, prepare yourself for a journey to the Planet of Perpetual Paperwork, wher...

8 months ago

56 minutes

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Breakdown Episode 33: When Aliens Come to Tea - The Green Mind's Warning

Send us a text Join us for Episode 33 of Intergalactic Insider, "When Aliens Come to Tea," as we welcome lumen botanist Kriff Quasar to Terranova. In this mind-expanding episode, we delve into Kriff's journey to rebuild their lost seed collection, their encounters with sentient fungi on a desolate moon, and the profound concept of the "Green Mind" – a unified plant consciousness that may view humanity with suspicion. We explore the lumen practice of symbiotic grieving, the limitations of huma...

9 months ago

12 minutes

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Episode 33: When Aliens Come to Tea - The Healing Power of Symbiotic Grief with Kriff Quasar

Send us a text Join us for a special episode of Intergalactic Insider, "When Aliens Come to Tea," as we welcome Kriff Quasar, a Lumin botanist who has traversed galaxies to rebuild their family's lost ancestral seed collection after a cosmic tragedy. In this moving and thought-provoking conversation, we explore the profound Lumin concept of "symbiotic grieving," a practice of sharing sorrow with a planetary network of interconnected plant life known as the "Great Root Consciousness." Discover...

9 months ago

46 minutes