Spooks be about tonight, lads. Them truckers and do-gooding church-goers been seeing black angels in the forests, they have. And then Dick Greer just appeared in town straight outta thin air! Somethin' ain't right 'ere, chaps. And it's getting pretty cold, innit? Why doncha settle down with us for a spell. We're talking about The Mothman Prophecies today.
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Mao is great. Mao is good. Mao is life. China is a glorious republic. The people are happy. Poverty has been illegalized. Even the ants can read. Every noble citizen is of the same mind. No pain shall ever be felt by the people of the great state of China. 5000 years of unbroken history have created paradise on Earth. This much is true.
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Today we have another guest on the pod to review an extremely niche documentary about the life of one dude who believes he was haunted by demonic entities between the years 2010 and 2011. This isn't a traditional entry for the podcast, but whatever. Expand your horizons.
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We continue CHANNEL AWESOMONTH with Linkara's AT4W: The Movie and Brad Jone's Jesus, Bro!. How bad were these movies? Where they even movies? They got HOW MUCH money to make these?! All these questions and more will be answered in this week's episode of WACH-THROO MOVIE REVIEWS!
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We talk about Doug Walker, Channel Awesome, and a farce of a film for about two hours. Please do not attempt to watch "To Boldly Flee". There is nothing for you there but pain and misery. An Amish funeral would be more fun.
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Wow, what a movie. Amen, isn't that right? Johnny and Gabe descend into the sun-pocalypse in this feisty jaunt with cowboy-priest Denzy Washington and degenerate Garold Oldman. Remember; Christianity is dangerous enough to burn a hole through the atmosphere that would let the sun burn us all to death. So stay true to Mata Nui and the Nine Divines. Bless your tiny little hearts. Sit down and listen to us now.
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Come on now and watch our new episode, folks. Yeah, we're back. We're here to talk about an underwater movie. So come on and join us now.
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Welcome back obediently loyal listeners to our tenth, and quite possibly worst, episode ever! We watch both Lion Kings to see how the original stands up and what both of us losers thought of the horrible, disgusting, unnecessary, pathetic, loathsome, grotesque, exploitative, and completely detestable remake! I wonder what conclusions we reach this time around! Can't wait for y'all to join us! As always, praise Zeus and all the Olympians.
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Is the Earth flat? Not at all. It's round like a ball. But the subjects of this documentary believe it is like gospel. Join us for a quick discussion about Globe-tards, NASA (Never A Straight Answer), the ball Earth conspiracy, and much, much, more. Because one of us rambles. Uncontrollably.
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Ever heard of this one? Me neither. Well, now you can take a jolly stroll down racist memory lane with us and discover the dead plantation owner's secret treasure before the damned Yankees do. What fun!
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Back after a bit of a break, again. Does anybody actually read episode descriptions? I guess sometimes, right? Can't say I've done it too many times. I'm just assuming that like two of you, max, will actually read this. If you are though, cool, you're some special kinda sauce, bro. Can't wait for that WaterWorld episode coming out later this month! Love that movie. Gonna be fun. It's going to be a whole ocean themed episode, special logo and crap. You'll love it. Or you won't. Who cares? I don't. Jurassic World 3 is probably going to be absolute horse crap. Eh, oh yeah. Sorry, lost my train of thought. This episode is on The Interview from 2014 and Ferris whatever's Day Off. You've seen at least one of these movies. See ya. Or no. Stay and listen. Yeah. Ok.
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Ever wanted to know what happened if you snorted the 70 million year old remains of a dinosaur egg? Well, what luck that you've decided to listen to this minisode, because you'll find all the answers you need right here! This time around, John and Gabe reviewed a weird IMAX short from the '90s, T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous. For something barely over 45 min, this was a joyride. So come along with us and travel back to a simpler time where all you worried about was when the heck Jurassic Park 4 was finally going to be released.
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We're back on a derelict ship, floating around in space this time around. On today's roster is Event Horizon; arguably Paul. W. S. Anderson's **only** good film, and a cult classic. A devilishly fun popcorn film that rarely fails to satisfy. So, join us aboard this experimental craft, relax and kick the lights off, cause you won't need eyes to listen to this episode of Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews!
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Here we sat down for a couple of hours to talk about one of John's favorite movies, and one of his least favorite sequels. As Gabe described this trilogy, it's like erectile dysfunction, but this episode ain't! Join us, or don't. I don't care. We just want to talk about movies. Or something.
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Are you a Commie? Test your loyalty with this week's episode on American propaganda and PSAs! From WWI to the Satanic Panic to the War on Drugs. This episode covers it all, or at least we try between rambling about the nature of art, our experiences at Catholic school, and LBJ's scrotum. We hope you enjoy this three hour monster of an episode. GOD BLESS THE U S OF A!
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We watched Space Jam. It was awful. I hated it. Enjoy our suffering.
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Welcome back to Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews! On today's episode we're taking a look at Ghost Ship and Ed Wood; two films that could not be more different in terms of quality and content. A near masterpiece and trash that barely qualifies as a guilty pleasure. We had some fun with these two, and we hope you have some fun with us two. Wink. Wink. Enjoy the episode, reptoids.
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Jumping straight into the nostalgia vat for this episode as John and Gabe explore a favorite from their childhoods: Godzilla Final Wars. Mutants, Aliens, and Monsters, roar! Don't watch with grandma, she won't be able to read the subtitles from the coach.
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