Surprise Bonus! I'm sharing the first episode of a Patrons-Only Series to give everyone a sense of what this newest project is going to be about. This show will be hosted by Natasha and RoShawn, with the occasional guest from other UNspoiled! hosts.

I'm only putting the first episode as wide-release so that everyone can get a sense of it, but from Episode 2 onward they will be an exclusive perk to $20+ Patrons. Here's why I chose that high a tier: RoShawn and I will be splitting all the $20 tier profits 50/50, and adding a whole new show to our recording schedule is no joke so it really needed to be worth our while.

This episode is about Being Sick, and it's kind of funny because I start off the episode talking about how I'm not really sick and it's just allergies, but...it turns out I was actually sick and just in denial. RoShawn shares her thoughts on the Neti-Pot, and I read an advice column question that has us both ready to call the cops.

Thanks so much for listening! This show will be bi-weekly, so another one will be out on Patreon in a couple weeks and we're open to topic suggestions as well as emails asking for advice! Hope you enjoy the show. :D

In which we see what happened to our faves, and then say goodbye. :'(

In which THANK GOD MIKE IS SMART.

In which the writers go out of their way to let us know how little the people we love matter.

In which McNulty did not think this shit through.
AGAIN. 

In which Omar is running crazy and blowing shit up

In which two of the biggest bullshit artists ever meet and fall in love. 

In which I am mad at Marlo and he's the scariest person ever. 

In which McNulty is still on some shit, and there's a chance Prop Joes isn't as smart as I thought.
 

In which a lying liar lies to his boss, McNulty strangles a corpse, and Marlow finally goes too far.

In which everything is somehow even worse. How does this show keep doing this?

In which everything becomes, impossibly, even more hopeless.

In which I hate everything and the world and all of it

In which everything is terrible and everything hurts. 

The episode in which Michael's problem is taken care of. 

I'm really done with Herc's shit. Why couldn't HE have been the one that Prez shot?

In which Michael's mother is awful, but Namon's mother is still even worse.

In this episode, Randy BETTER not fucking die, y'all.

In which Carcetti wins and isn't sure he's happy about it.