Back to the cornfields, but only this time, we're actually getting kids killing adults like we were supposed to get in the first place... Everybody should be smiling. Enjoy, folks.

I know Spooky Season hasn't been what it usually has been on the show, but I had to get something along the lines of horror out to everyone... And what better to do than to travel to Gatlin for a nice discussion about our beloved children. Enjoy, people.

Another day, another remake... Let's see what horrific hijinks this new nanny can come up with for the family. Enjoy, folks.

I went into this blind but all I knew was that there were women, drinks and some T&A present... The delivery was received. Enjoy, people.

Well, that Anaconda reboot I wanted to see happen years back is finally on the way, just in time for Christmas... I'll let y'all decide whether that's a good or bad thing. Enjoy, people.

Dora has come to life in a live action film that I've never seen, and that was absolutely on purpose... But I gave it a fair shot and tried to ignore the fact that this has never been on my radar. I do love a good adventure, though. Enjoy, folks.

I'm back to the requests, and I think I'll keep it going for y'all... This episode has taken us back to a campsite that Jason would either enjoy or steer clear from. Enjoy, folks.

Rian Johnson, ladies and gentlemen... Just let him cook, let the amazing cast assemble, and let the mystery begin. Enjoy, people.

This came out during a time where the idea of interracial anything was frowned upon, but it's so exaggerated that they make it feel like the 1920s... Which also makes for some good comedic moments. Especially since this is Denzel Washington's big screen debut. Enjoy, people.

Jason Voorhees has been gone long enough... Let's see what he's made of years later. Enjoy, y'all.

It's beautiful... Simply beautiful. Enjoy, people.

There's a Legend 'round here... A killer buried, but not dead. But any excitement I could've had for this "vignette" is surely dead on arrival. As long as Jason is alive and well, I may change my mind here, but do better. Enjoy, folks.

Since the recent MK2 trailer set the world on fire for all the right reasons, I decided to go back and see how well or not this one holds up... For all the wrong reasons. Enjoy, people.

Enjoy, folks.

I had to vent for good damn reason here... Enjoy, folks.

There's really two moments that caused me to do this episode and I had no notes, so bare with me... My concerns, questions and comments were very valid here. Enjoy, y'all.

This is shaping up to be a fight for the ages if the cast and crew involved take this seriously enough... I've got some choice words for what they've got going on so far. Enjoy, folks.

I went into this one completely blind, so hear me out... Enjoy, y'all.

In the words of RiRi Williams, "Let's goooooooooo!"... Enjoy, y'all.

I'm not saying a thing, even though I just did... Enjoy, y'all.