Are you too old to break out your tub of hair gel, iron out your nicest oversized polo, and figure out which puka shell necklace will perfectly tie together the entire ensemble...? For some, school dances were a painfully awkward exercise in pre-pubescent pairing off. For others, they were a rite of passage into teenage life. And for other OTHERS, they were sort of everything all at once. Michael and Andrew look back on the sweaty, awkward affairs where the music was loud, the dancing was bad, and for two hours once a month on a Friday night at the local community center, the possibilities seemed truly endless.