Let us now make the acquaintance of one Scaramouche, fence, salesman and all around bullshitter, a central figure on Tortuga Island, and a well-dressed one to boot.

Scaramouche's Parlour of Exuberance and Fine Taste has been bleeding doubloons left and right lately, but being the astute businessman he is, he's found a neat solution.

Come and hear as Scaramouche and his right-hand man, the scheming Johnny, plan a Grand Strategy that will forever change the face of the Island...

Join us on Tortuga, the fabled Pirates Haven and thriving Metropolis nestled in a rather shallow region of the Seven Seas, as we make the acquaintance of one Small Fry, would-be Pirate Captain, just at the start of his shift at the Greasy Cutlass.

And don't forget. Don't touch the oil, never touch the oil!