"Oh, dude! Try kicking him in the junk!"

"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker."

Talk about low budget flights! No food or movies? We're outta here!

Can a horror movie based on Winne the Pooh work?...Does a bear shit in the woods?

"Spend enough drinking, Cole, and you find yourself with any number of things you don't want when you're sober." Finbarr Galloway, Scholar and Sage

We're not dead!...But the hopes for Madame Web 2 probably are...

"There are no good men. Only good prey."

"The lotus flower symbolizes rising from a dark place into beauty and rebirth"

"He's Spider-Man, he's Spider-Man, you're Spider-Man, I'M Spider-Man! Are there any other Spider-Mans I should know about?"

"..Meow."

"Wow! We're gonna see a murder!!!"

"Spider-Man, why'd you create this pod?"

Rest in Peace Iron Sheik.

"Strap your belt on kid. We’re going in."

"Wow! You were great!"

"I am so glad we spent our life savings on this podcast!"

- Us two after podding for the last 5 years.

If it's called "Uncharted" then why do they have a map?

"Will I make mediocre podcasts like yours when I grow up?"

"Probably. You take after your dad."

-J. Excellence's child in the future one day.

The rain was so heavy it broke new ground.

"You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do." - Anakin in Episode 2 foreshadowing his actions in Episode 3.

"The SpoderPod I don't know is a better podcast than the one I do know."

“You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on... formaldehyde-face!” - Roddy Piper on your mother