This week's episode of RAW was so boring that had me drinking...again. This week's episode includes:
Alcohol + Puerto Rican = Toxic
Chocolate Pudding kid pool...for a send off of a featured character on TV since 2007
The Worse theme song of all time
"The best defense is a FENCE"
"Another Big Ending for Abraham Lincoln" - Michael Cole
Ambrose Returns
Kane loses last week...and ends up getting a spot in the World Title Ladder match.
Cameron...the useless bitch
BOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGG
And Much More!!

I wish Goldust in an adult diaper wasn't the first thing I saw to remember WWF in 1997. To be fair I'm sure we all wish we didn't see it at all. The last thing I remember was nothing because they just cut the feed. Making lose more interest in this week's episode of the Mark Report. This week's episode includes:
The Faggot formally known as Goldust and this his drug-related ideas
Austin saves the crowd from dying
Jerry and "regrettable'' seed
How did the Japanese man speak to the nonverbal animal??
They fooled us again....eh not really
Fat Man Slaughter
Let's all ANNOUNCE we're coming after Kane. Yea that'll work
And Much More

Goldbergs back...hopefully not for long
Charlotte is far superior
Just why is Dana Brooke on the roster
Dead spot Cruiserweights
Braun finally got a storyline??
And Much More on this week review of a surprisingly hot crowd of a RAW

The Mark Report reviews some White on Black violence this week and this time the Black man started it first. This week includes:
Domestic Terrorism on Smackdown??
Kurt Angle's awful new theme music
Austin as a fireman
Ric STFU
Lance Storms stays in his Wrestling gear 24/7
FUCK WWF New York
And Much More!!

The Mark Report goes to Hollywood. We avoid the pedos and weirdos that live in LA and make our way to the Staples Center for this year's WrestleMania. The week's episode includes:
Jam Nose and Jam Mouth
Steller Opener...Not so Steller Main Event
So many Japanese women LOVE THE DICK FAT
SHOCKER Taker won
Money in the Bank match continuing
AND MUCH MORE!!!

The Mark Report reviews the shitty episode of NXT that just recaps everything that was good. This week's episode includes:
Baba Booey Baba Booey
"...Anyway my chair broke"
Patreon Plug
Ohno is OVERWEIGHT
Hideo the J0bber
And Much More!!

Mark Cuban kills the fun on this week's horrible episode of Monday Night Raw. This week's episode includes:
FUCK MARK CUBAN
Hornswaggle Jobs out Chavo....again
Chris Masters the feminist
DX sells more merch
Mark Henry fucking JOBS to Jake the Snake
And Much More!!