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Two T14 law students deal with lockdown by drinking a lot and reading lawyer-themed porn.
As promised, we have returned to attack your earbuds and heartbuds with Clippy, the erotic tale of a Microsoft Office Assistant turned horndog. Unless . . . there's a plot twist that causes us to question the entirety of this universe.
After a long, awful, horrible bout of Covid, your friendly neighbourhood garbage lawyers are back reading horrendously weird smut.
There are some weird audio glitches, and we are sorry about that.
We're back, baby!
Happy New Year!
Season finale!
Hello friends, join us today as we scream into the void about the worst relationship ever.
Also we finally made a Patreon. No pressure: https://www.patreon.com/LoveLawyers.
In this episode, I, Memphis, am vindicated.
Our ultimate villain -- the BITCHWIFE -- shows her skanky face.
Also a bunch of Star Wars jokes I couldn't figure out if I should cut or not. Enjoy!
The mystery! The drama! The suspense!
Who will spill their heart out? The whiny, needy protagonist who has made zero good decisions since this saga started, or the cold, emotionless douche who does the bare minimum and is praised for it? Find out in this episode!
He did it all for the nookie.
Remember kids -- the only thing that can stop a sad lawyer with a grudge is a . . . sexy lawyer with a blowjob? I don't know, it sounded good in my head. I'll come up with something better next week . . .
Probably not though.
Matt and Makayla have adult conversations that are mostly Matt putting his fingers inside his girlfriend while she tries to have a serious discussion. Don't worry - she's fixed him.
Liz and Memphis start a Dave-related foundation to protect an underserved population.
When last we left off, a surprisingly well written sex scene between two people who clearly love each other very much. How can this book possible f*** that up?
Matt finds the clitoris, Makayla doesn't drink wine, and a child may or may not be around.
Warning: contains graphic mentions of a lady lawyer's lower parts, and a regular lawyer's wang.
Comedy is happening between our protagonists. They're both so hilarious. So funny. So . . . in loooove.
Also, another partner catches them in the act! Suspense?
We continue our comedic trek through Sawyer's Magnum Opus with Book 5, Reparation.
Where we last left off, our fearless protagonist had managed to make absolutely no progress in her love life, her friendships, or her career after only.... holy crap 4 books? The love of her life had asked her out on a date after only 6 months of furious humping. WHAT WILL SHE WEAR??
Yes, we know what's happening in the United States. Yes, we are upset. No, this episode doesn't address it because it was recorded prior. Just listen to some weird dino pr0n with us and laugh. We all need it.
Lord Bartholomew is on his way to the zoo to see the beautiful new import from undiscovered lands. Could there be romance in the air for Lord Bart and the feathered thicc beast?
Our newest novella, Lord Bartholomew's Ankylosaur Lover, continues our tradition (?) of punishing ourselves with bad romance. Stay tuned for fancy wordplay, Covid coughs, and the introduction of a new dino love interest. It literally could not get worse than the last book.
HAPPY PRIDE YOU QUEERS!
Tannis, now missing an arm due to a sexy dino-related incident...does sex things.
Listen, it's straight-up dinosaur pr0n. What more do you people want from us?
The world is bad and scary . . . anyway, let's read some dino porn together.
Includes rage-filled tangents from two queer women lawyers trying to cope with losing their rights to their own bodies. Is coping by reading about sexy telepathic dinosaurs valid? Yes, yes it is.
VOTE IN THE MIDTERMS IF YOU ARE IN THE UNITED STATES.
We finally end this season of Legal Affairs with chocolate, hangovers, and sexy? men.
Oh, and the most rage inducing conversation ever. Liz screeched. More than once.
