The Long Watch

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The Long Watch

Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne

320 episodes

1 day ago

Each week Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne work their way through “The List”, an overly long and unnecessarily complex catalogue of films of all genres. It may seem like madness, but there are rules - even if only Lawson understands them.

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Episodes (20/320)

The Long Watch

Episode 309: The Maze Runner Trilogy (2014-2018)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can only assure you that everything that's happened to you, everything they’ve done to you, it was all done for a reason.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Black Phone 2 (2025)

* Frankenstein (2025)

* How to Train Your Dragon (2025)

PITH TAKES

* Cinematic: The Oscars (concert, 2025)

* Lulu (album, 2011)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Hell Breaks Loose (novel, 2023)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

2 days ago

3 hours 24 minutes 16 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 308: Into the Storm (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson should totally put a skate-park in here.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Bring Her Back (2025)

* Heavenly Sword (2014)

* A Minecraft Movie (2025)

* Tron: Ares (2025)

PITH TAKES

* The 39 Steps (play, 2005)

* Heathers: The Musical (stage musical, 2009)

* Into the Woods (stage musical, 1986)

* The Skulduggery Pleasant Grimoire (reference book, 2021)

* Split Fiction (video game, 2025)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

1 week ago

2 hours 44 minutes 49 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 307: As Above, So Below (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have a child they’ve never seen. They know it's theirs, but they deny it.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* A House of Dynamite (2025)

* Peacemaker: Season 2 (2025)

* Shakespeare’s Globe: A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2014)

PITH TAKES

* Death Magnetic (album, 2008)

* The Lovers (stage musical, 2022)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Until the End (novel, 2022)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

2 weeks ago

2 hours 35 minutes 2 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 306: Predestination (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are beautiful. Someone should have told them that.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* The Calling (2014)

* O’Dessa (2025)

* One Battle After Another (2025)

* The Running Man (1987)

PITH TAKE

* St. Anger (album, 2003)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

3 weeks ago

2 hours 17 minutes 32 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 305: Love is Strange (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are posing for your uncle's new masterpiece.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Alien: Earth – Season 1 (2025)

* The Long Walk (2025)

* The November Man (2014)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

1 month ago

2 hours 18 minutes 45 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 304: The Giver (2014)

There is no way for Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson to prepare you for what they’re going to do now.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)

* What If (aka The F Word, 2013)

PITH TAKE

* Garage Inc. (album, 1998)

* God of War (video game, 2018)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Dead or Alive (novel, 2021)

* Spider-Man: Spider’s Shadow (comic miniseries, 2021)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

1 month ago

2 hours 38 minutes 2 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 303: Boyhood (2014)

Hi. Can Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson put an Obama sign on your lawn?

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Life After Beth (2014)

* Wednesday: Season 2 (2025)

* Wolf Man (2025)

PITH TAKE

* Reload (album, 1997)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

1 month ago

2 hours 33 minutes 54 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 302: About Alex (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are all doomed, romantically speaking.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Adolescence (2025)

* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

PITH TAKES

* The Langoliers (novella, 1990)

* Load (album, 1996)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

1 month ago

2 hours 7 minutes 21 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 301: Calvary (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don’t need a photograph to remember your mother.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Between a Frock and a Hard Place (2015)

* Eddington (2025)

* The Institute: Season 1 (2025)

* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

PITH TAKES

* Metallica (album, 1991)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Armageddon Outta Here (short story collection, 2022)

* Trophy Boys (play, 2022)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

1 month ago

2 hours 58 minutes 29 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 300: These Final Hours (2013)

Sometimes, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson swear the end can’t come soon enough.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Coherence (2013)

* The Life of Chuck (2024)

PITH TAKE

* …And Justice for All (album, 1988)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

2 months ago

1 hour 58 minutes 56 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 299: Lucy (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson codified their existence to bring it down to human size.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Hercules (2014)

* I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

* The Monkey (2025)

* Shakespeare’s Globe: Macbeth (2014)

* Together (2025)

* Weapons (2025)

PITH TAKES

* God of War: Ascension (video game, 2013)

* Julia (play, 2023)

* Master of Puppets (album, 1986)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Seasons of War (novel, 2020)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

2 months ago

2 hours 42 minutes 20 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 298: Premature (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were really hoping you wouldn’t cry this time.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025)

* Shakespeare’s Globe: The Tempest (2014)

PITH TAKES

* The Play That Goes Wrong (play, 2012)

* Push (play, 2025)

* Ride the Lightning (album, 1984)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

2 months ago

1 hour 53 minutes 40 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 297: Snowpiercer (2013)

You know what Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson hate about themselves? They know what people taste like.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)

* Superman (2025)

PITH TAKES

* A Chorus Line (stage musical, 1975)

* God of War III (video game, 2010)

* Kill ‘Em All (album, 1983)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Bedlam (novel, 2019)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

2 months ago

2 hours 44 minutes 30 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 296: The Sacrament (2013)

If you put your hand into Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s bowl, don’t be surprised if you get bit.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Animal (2014)

* The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

* I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)

* The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

* The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)

* The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

* Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)

* Willow Creek (2013)

PITH TAKE

* The Visitors (stage play, 2020)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

3 months ago

2 hours 28 minutes 1 second

The Long Watch

Episode 295: Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are going to record a podcast. It's going to sound ridiculous. The longer they talk, the more rational they’re going to appear.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)

* Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)

* Superman (2025)

* Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story (2024)

PITH TAKES

* Saints Row IV (video game, 2013)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Midnight (novel, 2018)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

3 months ago

3 hours 17 minutes 19 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 294: Maleficent (2014)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson like you begging. Do it again.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Taskmaster: Season 10 (2020)

PITH TAKES

* All-Star Superman (audio drama, 2025)

* The Lord of the Rings (stage musical, 2006)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Resurrection (novel, 2017)

* Writers Revealed (museum exhibit, 2025)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

3 months ago

2 hours 36 minutes 56 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 293: Filth (2013)

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are on a murder case here. That's M-U-R-D-E-R, which spells S-E-R-I-O-U-S. So if they don't get their A-R-S-E-S in G-E-A-R, they’re in serious S-H-I-T, okay?

ALSO DISCUSSED

* A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

* M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

PITH TAKES

* Candlelight Orchestra: Best of Hans Zimmer (concert, 2025)

* Hurry Up Tomorrow (album, 2025)

* Jesus Christ Superstar (stage musical, 1971)

* Superman: Welcome to Metropolis (novel, 2025)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

3 months ago

2 hours 28 minutes 4 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 292: Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

That podcast is rotting Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s brains. They should be in school.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* 28 Years Later (2025)

PITH TAKES

* Come from Away (stage musical, 2015)

* Dishonored 2 (video game, 2016)

* Friday Black (short story collection, 2018)

* Prey (video game, 2017)

* Rhinestone Rex and Miss Monica (play, 2010)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light (novel, 2014)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

4 months ago

2 hours 22 minutes 23 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 291: Kong: Skull Island (2017)

The Iwi won’t speak their name, but I call them… Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

* How to Train Your Dragon (2025)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

4 months ago

1 hour 50 minutes 36 seconds

The Long Watch

Episode 290: Godzilla (2014)

Let Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson fight.

ALSO DISCUSSED

* Lilo & Stitch (2025)

* The Phoenician Scheme (2025)

* Predator: Killer of Killers (2025)

* RSC: Richard II (2013)

PITH TAKES

* Dead Channel Sky (album, 2025)

* Skulduggery Pleasant: Last Stand of Dead Men (novel, 2013)

Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/

Read Lawson's Blog at

https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

4 months ago

2 hours 40 minutes 7 seconds