Dmitri goes dancing while Adam films an Alice In Wonderland short. Will anything happen before Dmitri has to return to Chicago? Will Adam follow him back to Chicago? Or will he go back to work and be sad about everything, including his weird friendship with Clarissa, his aversion to boysenberry syrup and Papa Roach, and his chance encounter with someone who may or may not be God. Featuring: Dmitri, Celeste, Clarissa, Landlord, God, and others. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-7-regular-motionsick

Adam's throat regrets its involvement in his second ever visit from someone flying into town, exclusively to spend time with him. Listen to how they navigate Logan airport, the MBTA, an Indian restaurant, a human-sized gerbil cage that might double as a Murder House, the New England Aquarium, and a terrible cafe that Adam will get a job at several years later. Also, Dmitri points out factual inaccuracies in Adam's version of the events. Featuring: Dmitri, Clarissa, and a bunch of fucken Rockhopper Penguins For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-6-claiming-dmitris-baggage

More work-related hellishness! This time, there's no costumes, it's just coffee coffee coffee! We begin with the worst tasting candy I've ever put in my mouth. We follow it up with a foam party. What is a foam party, you ask? Well, I asked the same question, and this was the answer I received. Part three brings us back to the coffeehouse where some stinky hippie tries to impress his girlfriend by belittling someone in the service industry. I know it sounds awful but some people from Burlington, Vermont just don't know any better. And we close up the episode with Adam waiting for Dmitri to show up. Surely there can be some Happily Ever For The Next Day Or So, right? Featuring Celeste, The Landlord, coffeehouse employees and customers, and a couple of Adam's unreliable friends. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-5-cycles-recycle

Zuzu drags Adam into a job wherein he must dress as a young orphan and hand out flyers to the rich tourists of Boston, MA. He then goes to Cranberry Lake for the holidays only to get snowed in. When he arrives back at his new apartment he is greeted by three half-naked Chinese boys. And, yet, somehow this story manages to go very, very awry. Featuring Zuzu, The Landlord, Chuck The Incompetent, Celeste, and some of other unfortunates. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-4-flyer-monkey

Having been politely asked to leave his apartment, Adam goes and interviews at a series of apartments that use the term "gay-friendly" in the apartment description, and ends up picking a place where the landlord offers FOOD in the RENT. Surely, this won't end badly. Also, Adam crush crushes and gets a phone call from a sort-of-ex who he hopes will crush him back. Lastly, the new landlord would like his tenants to leave signs, letting him know, at any given time, where they might be. The episode ends (perhaps abruptly) with ten possible places Adam might be when he's not home. Featuring: Wiz, D, Landlord, David, and Alex. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-3-food-in-the-rent

Ah, the joys of waiting tables. In this series of vignettes we encounter Cheese Fry Face, some people who have a very liberal understanding of the term "worst case scenario", The Jesus Card People, Giggles The Chowderhead, and the frat boys who prompted certain lines from the poem Drunken Conversations At Hampshire College. We then drop in Chez Wiz/D for stories about breath mints, peanut butter apples, and masturbation. Features: David, Wiz, D, the servers and customers of Kookaburra Canyon, and a very confused neighbor. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-2-the-irregulars

Great googledy-moogley, Adam scours Boston for black thread, and rants about people who say stupid things, only to discover that HE is a person who says stupid things. Also, the behind the scenes actually true version of the night that inspired his popular Drunken Conversations At Hampshire College poem. Plus (yes, there's more!) Adam and Jeff venture to the oddly hypnotic Popcorn Palace. Featuring Zuzu, Jeff, Jeff's Guitarist, Screwface Mustachio, the creepy Popcorn Princess, and other people from Hampshire College that I shall not mention again. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/laughing-in-the-abattoir-1-1510

The final portion of "Al My Exes Live In Sex Flicks" finds Adam taking on the role of Pumpkin Claus, in order to help out some beleaguered Christians. Then, Adam goes on a date booty call, and continues to get all meta.Also, so as not to end on a short podcast, Adam then presents you with a Listener's Guide to "All My Exes Live In Sex Flicks" so that you can pretend there is some literary merit to this podcast.   For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-loop-7-emptyful

One night of potential fun turns into a night of self-doubt and a schism between the real Adam and The Insafemode version of Adam. Madonna posters, terrariums, freckles, and some serious self-image issues come in to play as a week of minor disappointments threatens to become a major problem. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-loop-6-the-vibe

Cute straight boys, nerdy punk rock animé haired boys, drunk bisexuals with tongue rings, Progaine Shampoo, key theft, butt grabbers, Livejournal, fetishism, Celeste, and Mortimer Velociraptor; the first part of this story was written for an Archie McPhee contest for embarrassing dating stories. I won. The final portion of the story won the hearts of Livejournal fans, as their favorite Insafemode Journal entry of 2004. I have altered it a bit, for continuity's sake, and because I hated it. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/july-06th-2014

It's not Phyllis's fault that she's the worst behaved dog in the world, her owner has some serious social issues that include writing passive-aggressive notes, stealing mail, and forging signatures on checks! It's, somehow, not even Adam's worst ever roommate, though she was nominated! All this, plus Adam meets David, starts working at another Kookaburra Canyon, gets involved in a horrific blanket warfare with a straight Australian, and watches Y Tu Mama Tambien. Not, necessarily, in that order. For more info, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-loop-4-melissaphobia-the-midnight-men

Adam goes to Nantucket and live trolls a David Bowie fanatic who constantly talks about how he used to be fat. Also, glass breaks, there's a PJ Harvey concert, and oh yea, this all happens the weekend after September 11th, 2001. For show notes, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-loop-3-stuck-in-a-moment-you-cant-get-out-of

Adam moves to Burlington Vermont for reasons he's never been comfortable with. While up there, he sells fudge, goes to parties, talks to cats, coins the term "fucovehicuphobia", and ends up searching for a guy he didn't want to have sex with to begin with. For show notes check out: http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-loop-2-short-circuit

This one goes back to Medieval Times, wherein our protagonist sells fudge at a Renaissance Faire, and also packs fudge in Provincetown. Go ahead, think you'e the first person to make that joke. I won't judge you. Also, a former camper gets filthy, and Adam gets out of the way of a British Au Pair love connection. For show notes, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-loop-1-faire-is-faire

All good things must come to an end. Same with bad things, like Adam's relationship with Elvis. For show notes, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-golden-age-of-sodomy-6-driving-elvis-out-of-my-life

The King Of Suck & Woe continues to antagonize the protagonist. He's not alone, though, the police get involved when Adam does something horribly illegal. Plus, high school friends come and visit, and are, unsurprisingly, unimpressed with Elvis. Also, Adam admits to being in The Rocky Horror Show. For show notes, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-golden-age-of-sodomy-5-the-grandfather-clause

Some things are too good to be true, some are neither good nor true. Adam continues to live with his boy....friend in Cranberry Lake but every day, Elvis's stories become less and less believable. For show notes, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-golden-age-of-sodomy-4-wicked-lies

Kidney stones and Demoral get together and bring a South Carolinian gay guy into Adam's life. Featuring a brief cameo from...Adam's mom? For show notes, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-golden-age-of-sodomy-3-breath-of-fire-ass-of-smoke

Is there really more to say than that this podcast contains two versions of My Chemical Romance's "Teenagers"? Don't get too worried, nothing illegal happens. And nothing any less moral than is usual on this blog. For show notes, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-golden-age-of-sodomy-2-drowning-pedophilia

How does one bounce back from the suicide of their first boyfriend? Lots of anonymous sex! Featuring selective amnesia, the queergoise, writers on Vidodin, and a ridiculous name. All brought to you by The America Online chatrooms of 1998. For show notes, check out http://www.crookedtreehouse.com/crooked-treehouse-podcasts/the-golden-age-of-sodomy-1-a-couple-of-nights-i-wish-i-could-forget