Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through Podcavern,
Our hosts sat all sullen,
Posted up at the Tavern.

When suddenly SANTA!
All liquored up,
Said " Punch Up These Carols!"
His slurred speech was fucked up!

So Les, Tuong and Angus,
Each chose a song,
Three new versions were born,
In an ep juuuust over an hour long!

So strap tight for some tales,
With drug deals and Luigi,
You'll cry so much,
Ya need a damn squeegee!

So put up your stockings,
Tuong by the chimney with care,

Merry Punch Up To All,
Until we're back on the air!!

BOO!


A dark cavern. A mystical tomb. A dormant podcast long thought to be dead suddenly RISES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. What is it?? It couldn't be!!! THE IMPROV PUNCH UP IS BACK FOR BLOOD BABYYYYY! FORKED Tuong La, PAINgus MacDonald and Leslie SCAREpy are back this spooky season and have ONCE AGAIN ventured further than ever before in the ghoulish bowels of the Podcavern. Their old friend Satan stops by and leaves them with a stack of 13 (AHH!) Kill Scenes (AHH!) to be written before he gets back...OR ELSE (AHHHHH!) Will Da Punch Up Boyz fuck up as per usual? Or will they absolutely SLAY the task at hand?? Grab some candy and a cup o' blood. Its a very Punch Up Halloween!!

Punch Up is back for Victoria Day!! What starts as a normal day in the Simulacrum turns into an assignment from the QUEEN that makes for a few hectic hours......24 to be exact!

That's right! The boys take on the Bauer and create a FULL SEASON of 24 in ONE EPISODE! 24 scenes featuring: TMNT, A hot dog vendor with interesting anatomy, Bart Simpson, THE PUS BOYS and that's just the tip of this ol' iceberg! Grab a popcorn and get Chloe to a computer....it's gonna be a long day!

The boys are back in the simulac! What starts as a regular hangout bangout turns into an EMERGENCY PUNCH UP-ALITY of Hollywood's hottest new film...Mortal Kombat! There's only one problem....the boys are BEANED OUT OF THEIR GOURD!!

Smoke the bat is buff as shit, calm as hell and can live forever....until he steps foot on Mortal Kombat island that is!! What follows is a love story like no other mixed with the hardcore fighting you know and love. The boys also land a HUGE STAR for the lead role that makes this new version 420% better! Enjoy responsibly!

You've hunted around your backyard and what did you find?? A brand new episode of the Improv Punch Up!

The boys meet up in the Simulacrum to punch up Hollywood's latest blockbuster...GODZILLA VS KONG! Godzilla loses his job and doesn't know what to do! Kong is stranded on an island and only wants to know his family!! A certain waskilly wabbit goes on a murderous rampage!!!

The scene is set for a triple threat deathmatch of the ages, featuring NO SWEARING whatsoever, some.....unfortunate.....side effects of puberty, and a SHOCKING conclusion that will leave you asking....What's Up Doc????

Live from the emerald isle! The Improv Punch Up is back for another episode to celebrate the most Shamrock of holidays....St. Patty's Day! Hear a tale of Young Laddy and Old Laddy, where a fateful pint at the pub sets off a journey through time, through dance, and through accents! We certainly believe you'll be.....TAKEN.....with it!

Smooches to you and yours! The Punch Up Boys are back from within the Simulacrum to give you a very special Valentine's Episode! Join us as we reimagine an all time romantic classic....CASABLANCA. A serial murderer...A Hard boiled detective....Crab Rangoon?? Uncover the mystery in this thrilling tale of love that will make you asks life REAL questions.....Who, What, When, Where, Why and How??

Twas The Night Before Christmas, all through the PodCavern.

Not a creature was stirring not even a....wow we really screwed ourselves there.

It's a special CHRISTMAS EDITION of the Improv Punch Up! Live from the North Pole, Leslie, Angus and Tuong gift your ears with a hot new take on a classic Christmas tale; A Christmas Carol! Tune in to hear the Tale of Ebeneezer , a crotchety old man with no heart, as he is visited by four....'Fantastic'....ghosts! This epic roller coaster has everything: A Christmas Past that goes to beginning of life itself, A Christmas Present spawned from a privilege competition, and A Christmas Future 57 years from now that, lets just say, has a few bugs that should have been tested! And there's a whooooole lotta cum jokes (because it's Christmas after all). Grab your nightgown, your stub of candle....you there! What day is it!?!? Punch Up Day!

AHHHH! Just in time for the scariest day of the year, The Improv Punch Up releases a JUMP SCARE surprise episode! Live from DEEP within the Podcavern, Leslie SCAREpy, Tuong AHHH!, and FANGUS MacDonald punch up the ultimate showdown of horror giants! This time with a werewolf geography teacher! It's a legitimately HELLISH assignment so terrifying that it begs the question..... Please won't you be our neighbor?

Back in your life!

The Improv Punch Up returns with another surprise episode! This week the boys venture into the unknown and punch up...a reality show?? Love Island is the sexiest place on earth, where the hottest contestants flock to find "The One"....until a mysterious force reeks HAVOC on the would be lovebirds! Join host Snout Goocher in a brand new reality adventure filled with love, deception, and every millennial's favorite meal! HINT: It's NOT Avocado Toast!

Steve and Darryl Weed are going on a mild mannered fishing trip with their dad, when a dramatic chain of events changes EVERYTHING! In this page one re imagining of Christopher Nolan's TENET, the Ol' Punch Up PAL(indrome)S conjure up a tale filled with Boomers! Fall Guys!! A Pro Skateboarding Legend!!! and TIME SHENANIGANS!!!!
Will the Weed family survive to uncover the true meaning of "TENET?" Tune in to find out!!

WABAM!

It's another internet edition of The Improv Punch Up! This week the boys tackle another page one re write of another delayed movie: NO TIME TO DIE. Tune in as Bond......James Bond? gets a complete retooling featuring: NIKOLA TESLA! A TICKLE MONSTER!! WILL SMITH!!! And more story lines than you can shake....or stir....a martini at! Be sure to watch the video version for everyone's favourite thing...VISUAL BITS!

Them Punch Up Boys are at it again! After an extended quarantine where Angus, Tuong and Leslie have been isolated from the world and new cycle they have come to find that Fast 9 has been delayed!! Why? Because the studio wanted a PAGE ONE REWRITE. Expect POTATO SACK RACES! TALKING ELEPHANTS!!!! Expect THINGS TO GO OFF THE RAILS!!!!!

What's this??? IIIITTTTSSSSS TIIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEE!!! The Improv Punch Up is BACK!!!!

Leslie and Tuong resurrect the show for a very special SONIC THEMED episode! Get ready for a brand new version of YOUR FAVOURITE HEDGEHOG just FILLED with Robots, Italian Art Knockoffs, a BUNCH of cocaine. and of course.....a BRAND NEW Re-Re- Design of Sonic! Get ready folks, cuz it gets bloody!

On this episode of The Improv Punch Up Tuong La is back! Alas, when the boys are about to record their no doubt hilarious episode, the podcast feed is interrupted and hijacked by the Punch Up of the FUTURE! Instead of Leslie, Angus and Tuong listen as Skywalker Cserepy, Bloodflap and Tuong La Punch Up disastrous movies while they wait for the Sun to explode!

This time on The Improv Punch Up we decided to show you the fans a peek behind the curtain! When we have a guest on we usually do a practice scene or “Practice Punch Up” to get the creative juices flowing. We tell the guests these won’t appear on the podcast but guess what...we lied! Because they are just too fun to keep locked away. Is this a shameless attempt to scrape together another episode or an inspiring look at our guests before the episode has begun? You decide!

This week on The Improv Punch Up we have no guests so you know what that means...it’s time for a weird gimmick episode! This time the boys read a short story written by our very own Leslie Cserepy. In this version the boys tell the story of the brave Captain Thundercock and his crew as they land on Mars and are accosted by a strange and terrible creature. This story has more heart and shit than you’d expect!

On this week’s Improv Punch Up, it’s just Tuong and Angus (Twong & Agnes) punching up various things to do and see in Vermont on their way to The Big Pond Improv Festival! Listen while the boys dive into the thrilling new field of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Scream, they figure out exactly how many Keanus are needed in Neo Vermont, and an unlikely friendship forms between two men in the solitude of the morning beach.

On this explosive episode of The Improv Punch Up, we have the A-Team’s very own Samantha Leggatt joining ALL THREE Punch-Up hosts! This week we see what the MCU can bring to the opening of The Beauty and the Beast, discover if the lions of Pride Rock really need Simba, and Enzo gets what he always wanted for his birthday…. A “Yo MaMa Battle”!

On this episode of The Improv Punch Up we have the Virtuous Victoria Luloff! This week we see a classic Mentos commercial getting updated with a body horror twist, Mrs Bix ditches Elvis to solve a murder from the 1969 classic “The Trouble with Girls”, some teens confront a “sheriff” in disguise, and through that we address some PRESSING RUMOURS you may have heard about our podcast.