Finally, it's the most wonderful time of year! HALLOWEEEEEN!!! Here's an episode about Hellraiser. Merry Halloween, Everyone!

BOO! Ok ok, sorry to scare you. It's just that it's October and all, ya know? Spooky season? And this is our Halloween episode... We promise there will be no scares in the actual episode though. Unless you're talking about how scary funny it is! Which you're not, why would you, that's a weird thing to say. Anyway, here's our latest episode all about the movie Species! Err uh.. Mimic! BOO!

This week we watched Virus. Don't worry, we know you haven't seen or even heard of it, no one has. Sure, it's a surprisingly star studded late 90s movie with a budget bigger than the Matrix, but as it turns out only like 7 people in 1999 wanted to go see this delightfully underrated sci-fi/horror/action romp. It was lost to time, until NOWWWW... Anyway, listen to us talk about it for 90 mins. Oh also, don't worry, it's not about THAT virus... It's mostly about sentient robots made of various tools and the occasional body part. Enjoy!

More fun than an episode of Hunter!

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Bitches! Leave! ...But not before you listen to this episode we recorded about Robocop! Go Robo!

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Halloween is over when The Hypersleep Pod says it's over and not a moment sooner. Yeah, that's right, we've got another spooktesticular episode for you. You're fucking welcome. Slap on your most extravagant hat because it's time to listen to your boys talk about one of the most horny, over the top, metal, horny, films of all time... Bram Stoker's Dracula. And yes, before you ask, Count Duckula does come up and is discussed at length. Sink your teeth into this one, you wannabe vampire sluts.

Happy Halloween, Hyper-fans! Here's an episode about Jon Carpenter's 1982 body horror masterpiece The Thing! If you don't love this movie, unsubscribe and never speak to us or our family again! K bye!

Hey so are you into underrated French Canadian B sci-fi Horror movies from the 90s? You're not?! Well you can suck our Phillip K Dicks then. For the rest of you, who are of course very cool, we bring you a great new episode of The Hypersleep Pod all about 1995 Peter Weller vehicle Screamers! A movie that gives you what we all secretly want, extended scenes of annoying children being roasted with a flamethrower. Also robots who learn to love, so there's that... Hey is anyone even reading this? Who actual reads the show notes? If you are you gotta tell me. Message me at HypersleepPod on Instagram and tell me, and I'll give you a prize or something I dunno... Alright well time for you to go listen to the episode now. I love you. Xoxo

Guess what? It's Episode 2 of The Hypersleep Pod! And it's all about classic time travelling sex romp The Terminator (1984). This week Chris and Nathan discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis, and some other stuff probably. So grab a chili cheese deluxe, hot wire a station wagon, and settle in for what is probably our best episode yet. Fuck you. Asshole. (This episode has some minor audio issues, but hey it's still better than all the previous episodes, so, maybe just shut up and enjoy it?)

Episode 1 of The Hypersleep Pod! Total Recall (1990)

There's never enough time... to appreciate Van Damme's sweet ass. But we tried our best. So please, put down your inferior future gun, stop admiring your stolen blood collection for five fucking minutes, and enjoy this time-bending episode of The Handsome Boys! No seriously, it's time-bending, we lost the last thirty minutes of the original episode and had to record it again. The irony is off the fucking charts. Enjoy!

There's not enough room for two alpha titans on this planet. Of course, I'm talking about Chris and Nathan. So in this episode we finally set out to have a car crushing, city destroying battle to the death, and determine once and for all who is the king of the podcast. But instead we just got drunk and talked about this dope monster movie. Enjoy!

Does the day to day of your normal boring life leave you feeling empty? But, like, specifically the kind of empty where you're sad because you cant ride a flying dinosaur, and have tentacle initiated cyber-sex with a ten foot tall blue alien adonis? If this sounds like you, then you may be suffering from Pandora Induced Depression. PID affects literally billions of people, and although there is no cure, the symptoms can now be treated thanks to a revolutionary new product, The Handsome Boys!* The Handsome Boys* is a highly addictive, narcotic based podcast that recently discussed the 2009 space opera masterpiece, Avatar. Talk to your doctor about The Handsome Boys* today, and start living a better life! (This episode brought to you by Jujubees, the official gummy candy of the future)

Here at Handsome Boys HQ we beleive that horror movies should not be relegated to the month of October alone. With that in mind, we bring you an episode about a movie full of big freaky bugs. Yep, we talked about Arachnophobia! So prepare yourselved to never enjoy popcorn, cereal, or taking a shit ever again as we dig into this charming, scary, and surprisingly funny Amblin production! Pop open that bottle of Chateau you've been saving and enjoy!

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLLL?!?!?! Well if you are, The Handsome Boys have some great news for you! In our latest episode we talk all about Oliver Stone's classic football action-thriller-comedy masterpiece Any Given Sunday (1999)! And we're bringing it to you just in time for the Super Bowl! What's that you say? The Super Bowl was weeks ago? This is way too late for a football episode and you've already moved on to hockey now? Well, shut the fuck up! How about that? ...Enjoy!

This week on The Handsome Boys... LET'S ROCK!!! Ohhh that's right boys, girls, and artificial persons, it's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen, because your favorite podcasters/aspiring space marines have finally gotten around to one of the best films of all time (yeah I said it), James Cameron's sci-fi action masterpiece, Aliens! And appropriately for the occasion, this is one of our best episodes as well! So if you like what we do you're going to want to check this one out. This isn't just another bug hunt, although a xenomorph may be involved. You'll want to keep this episode handy... for close encounters. Get away from her you BITCH! OK that last reference doesnt really work here, I just really wanted to say it. Now enjoy the episode!

Handsome Listener! You son of a bitch... The CIA had us pushing too many pencils over the holidays, but we're back, and we're dug in deeper than an Alabama tick. So gear up, and get ready for our latest mission, an episode all about one of our all time favorite films, Predator (1987)! This podcast will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like us. Enjoy! *note: we had some audio problems on this episode (yes, more than usual... haha you're very funny), so we apologies if it's a bit rough on your precious ear holes. We've corrected it and the next episode should sound much better. You know, relatively speaking. "Thank you for your cooperation" - Robocop

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers! Are you excited?! Well you shoud be, because you're about to listen to our very first Christmas episode! Unless you count the episode we did on the movie Hardware (1990)... go back and listen to that if you haven't, ya jerk. Anyway, do us a favor, go buy a Christmas tree, grab some cocaine while you're there, chug some warm eggnog straight from the carton, and settle in for our discussion all about Christmas action classic Lethal fuckin' Weapon (1987)!!! Enjoy the episode, otherwise you'll have to deal with Mr. Joshua. *disclaimer: this episode contains a homophobic slur, quoted in the context of the of the film. We absolutely don't condone the use of these terms, but we feel it is irresponsible to ignore it when it comes up in these movie, or to censor it when discussing and disparaging it in conversation, so if hearing these words discussed might upset you, you may want to skip this episode*