A discussion of whales devolves into a lengthy critical analysis of the Star Trek franchise. Everybody loves Die Hard. Things get religious. But before all that Justin savors a good long sentence.

While Sam goes on a date, Justin, Craig, and Matt struggle to fill airtime with the indelicacy of planet classification, alarming amounts of sperm, and a definitive answer to the age old question: who is the greatest american rock band of all time? These are the articles we talk about: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/pluto-planet-class-nasa-new-horizons-space-a8340891.html https://www.gq.com/story/sperm-count-zero