Merry Christmas/birthday.

// Dead before 45 // Dont shit on a bench // Nightmare // Crimes //

// 3 errors somehow is a positive // 5 star review chaser // Why are you crushing my Savoy dreams // The white flower // Clench for a million dollars // Tinanic // a-nan-a-raq (Anorak pun, genius) // Mostly cut Bristol story // Careful I still have dangling nerve endings //

I'm not going!

// Not as long as it seems // Dude, where's my lighter // Girls house // Finger toe //

// Tea towels // Hair or libido // Bus station // New gang // Hermetically sealed // Customer service sleazeball // Old gang // 69 pence //

// Hair // Blue // Rat // Dreams // Dragons //

// Free towels // Number 35 // Finger stuff // Speaking of ears //

//Taffy // Wedding speech // White cricket // Moron //

April 18th, 2 days before 420.

Positive, upbeat, clean, sober (ish).

Nothing can stop him now!

// Surprise Nan // Finger retcon // Hospital dogging // Pills & booze //

There will be finger puns.

Pre-emergency golden, not a care in the world.

// Neighbour note // Freeze-a-finger // Blind sat nav //

😑

// Stop smoking Drink water // Train conductor // Totally legitimate insurance claim // Fridge noise // Business report // CV //

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// Fire dream // Kidney failure // Thief moving in // 85! // The side salad // Tin opener //

// Danny the ghost // The Substance // The sandwich // Nan's dry ass cake 7 // VR //

Christmas shopping the Saturday before Christmas.