Oi Oi, 'Ughie, 'Omlanda done bollocks'd me wife, and he knackered me son. The boys are back with this incredible season 10 premier or something like that. We aren't actually sure what season we're on anymore. Who cares? Get your bollocks in here and get roight knackered loik a bo'le o' wa'er, in it mate?

Join the boys in a special episode at the Death Valley Gazebo. Here, we explore spirituality through old myths and legends, as Dave and John debate the potential meanings and impacts of these stories. Come to the center of Death Valley and bask in the glory of the old gods.

Come join the boys as they gather in the wilderness for some quiet contemplation upon the soothing sounds of the cicadas. In this episode, we recommend listening with good headphones so you can take in the subtle yet mesmerizing ambience of the wonders of nature.

Welcome to the Death Valley Newscast! We're bringing you the freshest news available, including an investigative deep dive on the perils of social media and the poisoning of the Internet by artificial intelligence. Join us and learn how John really feels about Ben Shapiro's sister (he wants to bang her, apparently) in this special season finale episode.

The boys let their autism out in this exciting episode.

Terrence Howard has some interesting ideas. We talk about them. Who is right? You decide, you stupid bitch.

Come learn the best nature facts on the Internet, including how bumblebees fly, animals which have venom you probably didn't know about, and hear what Jordan Peterson has to say about it all.

The boys make their debut in their rapping career. Come listen to the best rhymes the boys can cook up in a plastic two liter bottle.

Come join the boys as they delve deep into the butthole of the Internet and talk about the most extreme things that the algorithm has been rotting their brains with recently. Get in here, ya bonehead. We are sponsored by Crack Cocaine. The drug. We are sponsored by one rock of crack. Yummy yummy. I put crack cocaine in my tummy.

In this special episode, guests Amy and Carmen come on the show to dazzle us with their electrifying presence. Then John reads the wackiest stories he could find on Reddit that day.

Come join the boys as they discuss AI generated music and giant tittied weather girls. Get in here, and get wet, you stupid little bratty sub.

Special guest, Amy, shows up to talk about hydrology, including details about her work, and an interesting discussion about climate regions on Mars. Not to be outdone, John stupidly interjects in this incredible and informative conversation to talk about the linguistic function of the suffix, "-ussy". It's a great episode! Except for John. Why does he have to be here? He literally contributes nothing positive to the show, he's just weird and does these stupid fucking voices that I absolutely HATE. God, I hope John dies at the end.

Fuckle your seatbelts as the boys dive into the sordid secrets of the children's television network known as Nickelodeon.

Did you know that John allegedly used to be a moderator for legally distinct Tik Tok? Come learn about the dark underbelly of this purveyor of short-form video content as John performs an expert trauma dump on Dave.

Long time listeners will know that on this show, we never talk about politics. Never have, never will. It's actually written into our contracts that we can't talk about politics, it's strictly forbidden, not just by studio policy, but also by law. The tyrannical government of Death Valley made a law saying that podcast hosts are strictly forbidden from mentioning anything political on air. So, we being the law-abiding citizens that we are, obviously will never find ourselves in breach of that statute. Following the law is our favorite thing to do on this show.

Cum and join us as the boys dive into the wacky world of First Amendment auditors, people in America who like to flex their Constitutional rights by annoying and harassing people. Also learn how to turn your cum into pepper spray today!

In this episode, Daddy Dave does some daddy work while John goes on a very stupid tangent about Ice Spice. Fuckle your seatbelts and strap on your favorite dingle dangle because we're coming to give that sack a good ole slap! Sponsored and created by Raid Shadow Legends as a demo of in-game dialogue.

In this season 8 premier, the boys talk about Nikola Tesla and his secret sexual proclivities.

In this special season finale episode, the podcast is once again taken over by Alex Jones and Joe Rogan as they discuss the darkest deep state secrets. Come listen as they blow the lid on a nefarious plot by the J-...I mean, the globalists...yeah... those guys, to take over the world and convince everyone to worship a false god that they will project in our skies using mysterious technology that they have been developing in secret. Get your tin foil hat ready and join us for this eye-opening, mind-blowing, toe-sucking season finale episode!

Come listen as the boys try out their newfangled AI-generated cactus recorder equipment! Something may or may not go into somebody's butt! Who knows? Fuck you, that's who!