Here’s what's on the docket this week: Becca preps for the US Open (shoutout Aunt Jenny), Tucker campaigns for the return of movie bloopers & shorter runtimes in general, and John Pork infiltrates the content pipeline. PLUS: J.Lo vs. roach, confessions of cursed Google searches, and a Dodger Dog blood oath. Also, we’re back on Benson Boone, having words with guilt-trip TikToks, and lamenting the loss of weekend plans for extra time at the factory. Breakout sessions include: cereal milk, oyster math, and LED bachelor pads. We’ll circle back soon, but until then: like, download & don’t forget to unmute before you speak. It’s not that cute anymore.  Best, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Team, strap in, because this week’s docket is chock-full of top-shelf actionable items. Namely: celebrity follows, Amber Alerts, and Becca’s catapult to fame on the official Hamilton instagram (still no word from Lin). On the other side of the cubicle, Tucker learns about Baby Tucker, which, shockingly, isn’t just what he was called as a baby, and challenges Becca to an armpit-pimple off that’s making HR blush real rosy. ALSO discussed: unsolicited phone calls, back-to-school deals and a quick touch-base on the octopus urban planning initiative (spoiler alert: we’re scared). We’ll circle back next week, but until then, please don’t steal your coworker’s lunch from the fridge. It’s tacky.  Best,  Tucker & Becca  Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week we’re back at the titular factory to process some of the weirder items on our conveyor belt: our accidental joint-read of The Handmaid’s Secret, Becca’s manicure-turned-nail-surgery, our occupations in a past life, Tucker’s Jurassic Park-sponsored haircut, reaching the end of Tinder, and BED BUGS because why the heck not! Also, for the record, snack plates and graphic tees are back in a big way. We’ll circle back next week, but until then, please change the water cooler jug if you’re the last to use it. Best, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week at the factory, things take a turn for the filthy as we swap body-fluid stories for nearly the entire hour, but it’s okay because there’s no such thing as too much piss! When we aren’t getting into the nitty-shitties, we’re uncovering the mystery of Becca’s Portuguese panties, which remains unsolved (look out for a tip line & a LARGE reward)!! Also discussed: the song of the summer (or lack thereof), yogurt (the frozen kind AND the kind that makes Tucker gag), The Summer I Turned Pretty & the concept of being in love with one’s psychiatrist. We’ll touch base next week, but until then: rate, review and block off an extra hour for lunch. You deserve it. Best, Tucker & Becca  Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week at the factory, Becca returns from Portugal with what could be glaucoma, a suitcase full of Lin-Manuel Miranda drag, and a gluten-stuffed stomach. There’s a lot to catch up on including Tucker’s foot situation, a near miss with a bitch slap, and a possible joint-case of Legionnaires’ disease. If that’s not enough, we also dive into KPOP Demon hunters and discuss what we’d do with the other’s body in a Freaky Friday situation, so things are very much back to normal! We’ll circle back next week, but until then: rate, review and close your tabs before sharing your screen. Best, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we clock in at the factory for a speed-run of action item topics including the power of trauma in music, Becca’s secular existence, speed-eating itself, and how to say hello and goodbye to friends as an adult. We also tackle some pop culture headlines from June (cause that’s when this was recorded, don’t @ us) like Justin Bieber’s antics, Doja Cat’s fan feud & not-so-currently-airing Love Island drama. Let’s circle back next week, but until then, be sure to refill the water cooler if you’re the last to use it. Best, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we welcome Olympic medalist, DWTS champ, Emmy-winner and certified employee of the week Adam Rippon to give us the lowdown on all things ‘Stars on Mars’ and what really goes down in the Olympic Village (spoiler alert: a lot of McDonalds). We also talked about his beef with judges, the rise and fall of the midwest dollar menu, and the day we all gave up on Duolingo. Let’s put a pin in it til next week, and we’ll see you at the company luncheon. Best, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we clock in at the Factory to discuss the paranormal activities we’re encountering outside of the office: from haunted houses to recurring dreams to psychic readings from Debbi Reynolds, we leave no stone unturned.  Also featured this week are our best impressions of animals (domestic & the other ones), a very convincing pitch for Jersey Mikes and a deep dive into our notes app. Call that corporate literature.  We’ll circle back next week, but until then, don’t FWD this to your Uber driver. He already knows too much. Best,  Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week at the Factory, Rachel Samples joins us in the break room to break down some *robust* questions: How old is too old to believe in Santa? Is WWE drag for straight people? How much is too much to pay for parking? Is the Grove the happiest place on earth? And how can we *optimize* the business of stool sampling?  Spoiler alert: we don’t really get to the bottom of anything, but it’s a fun time nonetheless! Tune in, turn on, and remember to use a coffee filter if HR tries to drug test you.  Best,  Tucker & Becca P.S. Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, the discovery of our twin bald dads kicks off a humiliating exploration of our AirPod cases, Becca’s new at-home pest, and the questions that still surround Labubus (hint: all of them).    After a good public shaming for messy movie-goers, our company issues its formal stance on unpaid internships before Becca flees the news cycle by running off to Portugal. Just another Tuesday at the office. Let’s put a pin in it ‘til next week, but think on those Summer action items and until then: rate, review, and don’t be afraid to use those vacation days.  Best,  Tucker & Becca  Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, our first-ever Employee of the Week Dylan Nalbandian clocks in to discuss our favorite bits of musical theatre, the ancient art of fraternity hazing and the emotional turmoil of living, laughing, and loving (to repeat dates). We also dive into the minefield that is Vanderpump Rules and reveal our personal Tummy Do’s & Don’ts (spoiler: some of us don’t wash our fruits and veggies, but you really should).  We’ll sync again next week, but until then: rate, review, and block off 15 minutes to stare at the wall. Best,  Tucker & Becca See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we’re back on the clock diving into Tucker’s mysterious new injuries, Becca’s less mysterious new piercing, and live on-air trauma from an attempt at long division in our late 20s. We’re also investigating the rise of weaponized churros, the shame of filming content in public, and an unfortunate airport vomit saga one of us may never recover from. This is our digital footprint, baby!!! Let’s take this offline ‘til next week, but until then: rate, review, and don’t forget to unmute before you speak. Best, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we clock in to unpack the politics of birthdays, running into your ex at Pride, and whether hitting on your Uber driver is romantic or reportable. ALSO Marina follows up on Cuntissimo, the Moana plane girl haunts our nightmares, and smoking might be hot again (??). And if that’s STILL not enough: Tucker’s height, the marine layer & more things we hate! We’ll CBNW, but until then: rate, review, and don’t Slack us after 5. We have FAMILIES TO FEED!!! Best, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we asked HR to sit in because things are getting a little messy. When we aren’t being fired by our own manager (for Tucker’s ghosting & Becca’s unending travels, respectively), we’re hard-hitting hot talking points like peeing in the shower, surviving the DMV, emotionally connecting with Siri, the dos & don’ts of Karaoke and Benson Boone, because why the heck not! Let’s touch base next week, but until then: rate, review, and stop replying all.   Best, Your CE-Hoes Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hi coworkers! We hope this description finds you well. We’re writing to outline today’s EP for you in a few quick bullet points. RECAP ⁃ Escape Rooms That Go Too Far ⁃ LA’s New Serial Killer ⁃ Tucker’s Spittle ⁃ Sobbing on TikTok HOT BUTTON ISSUES ⁃ Pranks on Pod ⁃ Dog Rigor Mortis ⁃ Lazy Habits ACTION ITEMS ⁃ Get Real ID ⁃ Find Fix for Tucker’s Spittle You already know we’re circling back next week, but until then: rate, review, and remember to share with a friend, foe or CO! Love from the boardroom, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, the Big Bosses AKA our Moms AKA our first-ever employees of the month join us for a debrief on their Kid Performance Indicators. We discuss their experiences having capital F famous children, their expectations for us growing up, what they think about us being vulgar on pod (and everywhere else online), eye surgery myths, public proposals AND Ryan Seacrest (a few times, actually)! Before the hour’s up, we all report each other to HR, too. Sorry mommies dearest, it had to be done. Let’s circle back next week, but until then: rate, review, and feel free to take a personal day to spend with Mom. With love from the factory, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

From growth spurts to public recognition to vibrators in the workplace, there’s no tea we won’t clock, corporately. That includes OCD, our synergized matches with fraudulent hinge users and other date tales we’re titillated to tell (Tucker’s almost-maybe romance with a flower guy, and Becca’s definitely-not-happening rendezvous with the son of Mrs. Q-Anon herself). Also BuzzFeed made us gag! A lot happening! We’ll CBNW, but until then: rate, review, and don’t take too long at the water cooler. With professional haste, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Becca & Tucker clock in at the titular factory to answer hard-hitting corporate questions like: Do bugs make good roommates? What is the proper public wedgie-picking etiquette? If someone farts while wearing noise-canceling headphones, did it really happen? Is it too late to talk about the dead pope? (RIP tho) Is my therapist also mentally ill? And most importantly: Why the hell am I pissing red after eating all those beets?! We’ll circle back next week, but until then: rate, review, and make sure to label your lunch in the fridge.  With love (is that inappropriate for the work place?), Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Touching base and taking NAMES!!! This week, Becca and Tucker grapple with the stickiness of a nonstick pan, the appetizing nature of wet dog food, nightmare tattoo scenarios, and self-inflicted hit and runs.  Becca also learns that there are actually not 12 hours in a day. Tons to unpack. We'll CBNW ofc (circle back next week, of course)—until then, rate, review, and share with a friend or your office foe.  Synergistically yours, Tucker & Becca and please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live, Laugh, Looping you in! This week, Tucker and Becca explore their complex relationship with Red 40, Becca's phat eye freckle, and Tucker's broken lunula. Plus, some unsolicited Jennifer Coolidge impressions that are sure to give you full body chills.  We'll circle back next week—until then, rate, review, and maybe Google what a lunula is.  With love from the trenches, Tucker & Becca Please send your HR stories to contentfactorypod@gmail.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.