First podcast in a while. Diving into the maize of weirdness that is the Children of the Corn franchise starting with the first!

Gary and Jon go behind enemy lines and get in the shit with a brand new installment. On the Pare tip, our coifed saint of genre cinema teams up with genre legend Robert Davi to take on multiple gangs, gangsters and a pair of sibling assassins hellbent on revenge. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and Joel Grey also star in The Dangerous. Our VHS pick takes us to nazi occupied Italy where a crack quartet of soldiers find aliens and trouble in Empire Picture's Zone Troopers. 

Gary is joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth Podcast to talk about films where the men's egos are as big or as small as their units. Richard Jordan and Frank Langella lead an all star cast of douchebags looking for kicks and not learning anything about themselves in the process in The Men's Club. Then, Aaron Eckhart plays a high power executive who is motivated to use a colleague to scheme and humiliate a co-worker with In The Company Of Men. 

The Torchy's boys are going to the slams and are forced to throw hands in this installment. in this one, the world's heavyweight champ is tossed in a maximum security prison only to find out he's not the only champ in there. The prison boxing champ is determined not to give in but is ultimately forced into a bout to determine who is the end all undefeated champ. Wesley Snipes, Ving Rhames, Peter Falk, The No Limit Soldiers (yeah we have questions) and cast of character actors star including MC Ed Lover from Yo! MTV Raps star in the latest foray into Last Call At Torchy's

Cameron and Gary tackle this little known genre film that includes babes, bullets and Sid Haig being very sweaty. William Smith and Brian Thompson star in Fred Olen Ray's Commando Squad. 

Gary, Lee and Suzanne go globetrotting looking for hidden treasure and some minor skin play with our reviews of Monuments Men and Jane And The Lost City. 

Gary is back with Lee Russell (They Must Be Destroyed On Sight) and Cameron Scott (Cinema Degeration) to talk about the perils of drugs and the Chucks that may follow. We cover two Chuck Norris films with A Force Of One from 1979 and Silent Rage from 1982. 

Jon and Gary bring you a double bill filled with masculinity and dust with our Par'e pick of World Gone Wild and our VHS pick The Final Alliance featuring David Hasselhoff. 

The cursed celebration of Samhain has ended but Cinema Beef has emerged from their chosen rabbit holes to put out a post- Halloween show. On this one, you will hear the never before released review that Jeffery X Martin and I did for the only film where a lawnmower is boner inducing. George Kennedy stars in Wacko from 1982. The second part of this extended episode is a preview of a project I have with Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner in which we delve into the career of master thespian Michael Pare. We run the gamut of all things Lycan with our review of Eric Red's Bad Moon.

The beefers are and I quote Neil Diamond here heading for the future in this one, We talk two tales about humans, clones and their interchangeable parts. We talk organ exchange and general whimsy amongst teens in Parts: The Clonus Horror. Then, we talk utopian glee, betrayal and cats with Logan's Run. 

Suzanne and X fly without Gary for this one in which they tackle two football-centric films featuring drugs, tears and some laughs with North Dallas Forty and Semi-Tough. 

The Beefers get on the red eye to sunny Jamaica for some sweat and possibly some crime. With Cameron Scott in tow, we discuss two films with capers on coast of this great land with The Harder They Come from 1972 starring reggae legend Jimmy Cliff and The Mighty Quinn starring Denzel Washington and Robert Townsend. 

The Torchy's boys are back and they are a couple beers short for this one. When an ore space tanker encounters a distress call, they pick up a boarder with dangerous cargo and a more sleazy secret. Of course there's sabotage afoot. This is the only film that Walter took his name off of so you know it's a mess. Filled with great performances from ace actors can't salvage this. Spoliers aside on our feelings, let's get overly horny with Supernova from 2000. 

The beefers are back to play kid gloves with two films about child prodigies. First up, we have the button mashing, rain manning and brother snatching The Wizard from 1989 featuring Fred Savage. Then, Fred exploits his son's new found talent whilst insulting his family, the competition and pretty much everyone else in Searching For Bobby Fischer.  

Gary is joined by Bill and Tanya (Formally of The Horror Mafia podcast) to talk about monsters and the douches that try to manipulate them. We review the Fred Savage/Howie Mandel vehicle Little Monsters and Clive Barker's Nightbreed. 

Hey beefers. We have special for you. Gary is joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss a very important duo of films. Once upon a time in the Louisiana swamps, there was a notorious hero with enormous facial hair and a penchant for women and making hooch. That man was known as Gator McKlusky. He is a hero, a charmer and possibly a father of no more than 49 children. It's Burt Reynolds love time where we discuss White Lightning and it's formidable sequel Gator. 

Welcome to the California coast. Where the tide can kill you amongst other things. Gary is joined by Mr. Venom to talk about two films in the surfspoitation genre being Surf II (not a sequel) and Surf Nazis Must Die. 

The beefers indulge in some party favors and get lost in the dust of the brat pack universe. We cover two films featuring these actors that circle the drain with sex, drugs, debauchery and sweater fetishes with St. Elmo's Fire and Less Than Zero. (Warning. This show contains casual jokes about drug use. These are done for humor of course. If you're on drugs and want to seek counseling, know that the crew of Cinema Beef love you and want you to get well.)

The beefers struggle through their life goals and maybe just maybe......someone might just learn something. Or possibly get an STD. We delve into two Cameron Crowe scribed films about fast cars, wild parties, unprotected sex and how not to treat your significant others with Fast Times At Ridgemont High and The Wild Life. 

The beefers are back and going to Cali for some fun on the coast. We discuss two films featuring two California with a very specific epidemic. We welcome Jeffery X Martin back on this one with Iris' departure. He fills her shoes incredibly well with some banter that she would approve of. We are jetlagged and boy we are hungry for carnage. Enjoy the cuisine!