Brent and Skye remember watching R-Rated movies in high school, weird vending machines from childhood, and more Degrassi.

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00:00 - "I'm going to die tomorrow."

• Brent and Skye watched naughty movies in school.
• Skye had a naughty Ken doll and a suicidal Barbie.
• Cletus Fredrick is real.

07:12 - Movie Theatre Bathrooms

• Brent is drinking some off-brand Throat Coat.
• Why do they sell candy in movie theatre bathrooms?
• Why does Whole Foods have cigarette vending machines?
• Can I see movie without a four course meal these days?

15:31 - Degroogroo

• Brent hates adults being protagonists on Degrassi.
• Could Brent pass as a high schooler?

Skye tells her stories about going to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios. Naturally, the conversation turns to Degrassi as always. Skye has had a very Elvira-focused week.

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00:00 - Grandpa's Meat Mallet

• Brent's grandpa hears water on the phone.
• Skye said the F word over 500 times.
• One Direction During the Purge - Jenny Nicholson
• Haunting is the new ghosting.
• Skye got a tattoo of Leela.

14:18 - Skye talks to her cats

• Brent read The Ghosts of Mercy Manor by Betty Ren Wright and watched some Goosebumps on Halloween.
• Emma from Degrassi got gonorrhea in 2 different TV shows.
• No Potter Gripes today.

22:53 - Aftershow: Skinnybones

• Skinnybones by Barbara Park

Sneak out of your parents' house with Brent and Skye as we share three original spoopy stories, for our second annual Halloween Spooptacular! Grab a snack, wrangle your friends, and get cozy for this very special episode.

00:00 - Intro
02:07 - What We Do on Halloween Night
06:30 - Little Lamb
20:25 - Life is Grim
32:45 - Outtro
33:45 - Aftershow: Hamlet

Be sure to check out last year's Halloween Spooptacular (episode 005) and subscribe to the show so you don't miss next year's!

• Piano: "Seascape" from "Lyric Preludes in Romantic Style" by William L. Gillock, 1958. Performed by Brent Irwin.

Skye doesn't actually have Hoover nails. Brent and Skye discuss high school theatre of yore and present. Brent's been rapidly adding more drama to his computer science class. Skye discusses "different innuendos you didn't know you needed" in SpongeBob. Does Mr. Irwin give off short person energy?

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00:00 - Hoover Nails

• Skye was propositioned by a bad boy Mr. Darcy in high school.
• Audrey II is indeed usually played by a man, to Brent's surprise.
• High school thespians don't know how to hold a bottle of Budweiser.

08:23 - Drama in class

• La Catrina
• "Oh shit, Mr. Irwin's a weeb."
• It's quadrilateral time!

12:14 - This dog grins.

• Skye read Usher's Passing by Robert R. McCammon and The Wrong Number (Fear Street #5) by R.L. Stine.
• Li'l brudder
• Barney is NOT stupid.

22:45 - Aftershow: Spooptacular

Skye is the Muffin Man, and she is not prancing. Skye doesn't like space aliens, King Kong, Godzilla, or dinosaurs. Or the ocean. Brent and Skye care about awesome libraries. Get ready for the Halloween Spooptacular soon!

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00:00 - Neal Brent

• Brent graded a ton of tests and played chess against his students.
• Skye's been reading The Haunted by Danielle Vega. Brent's been playing Metroid Dread.

11:22 - Libraries and Locker Rooms

• Brent's school library doesn't have anything by R.L. Stine.
• Year can learn about Richard Scrushy on Netflix's "Trial by Media".

17:53 - Spooptacular

• Skye just read There's Someone Inside Your House by Stephanie Perkins.
• I'm thinking of how bad I'm Thinking of Ending Things was.
• The 2nd Annual The Brent and Skye Show Halloween Spooptacular is coming up soon!
• Skye talks about Honeylambs creepy stuffed animals. Brent thinks this is messed up.

24:37 - Aftershow

Brent and Skye talk about high school, Halloween and Christmas movies, A Very Potter Musical, and our Halloween Spooptacular. Is there such a thing as a no-swear TV?

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00:00 - Aunt, Aint, Awhnt

• Skye's crush, Old Yeller star Tommy Kirk has passed away.
• Brent has morning duty this week.
• "Nancy, there's children hanging from the rafters!"
• Skye read Secret Admirer (Fear Street #36) by R.L. Stine.
• Stage Fright) is a 1950 Alfred Hitchcock film, not from the 80's.
• Predictable Hallmark Christmas movies are fun.
• Ruben Studdard is in Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

15:01 - Halloween festivity

• Skye took a Buzzfeed quiz that told her she was Luna Lovegood.
• A Very Potter Musical will never leave our souls.

  I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. It's like September, and I'm skipping this town. Hey, it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now. I've gotta get back to Hogwarts!

• Skye's cat has spooky mouse toys.
• Look forward to our Second Annual Halloween Spooptacular!
• Brent strangely had no curls in his hair during childhood.

25:05 - Aftershow

• Skye's heartbreak and kitties.

Brent and Skye discuss getting trouble in high school, taking tests, spooky books, Brent's grandma, Brent's dreams, and classical music.

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00:00 - Kids in trouble

• Skye got in trouble for wearing jeggings at school.
• Brent's students are stealing soap dispensers from the bathrooms for TikTok.

11:28 - Stein Time lul

• Ski Weekend (Fear Street #10) by R.L. Stein
• Malignant (2021)
• Brent's grandma is concerned about Brent's parfaits.
• Skye had a weird dream about tattoos.
• "Carmilla" by Sheridan Le Fanu
• "The Flower Duet" (From Lamké) by Debiles

22:02 - Aftershow: Wiccan Candles

Skye asks Brent about teaching! They talk about disturbing children's shows and American Horror Stories. How many R.L. Stein books can Skye read in a week? What is the difference between True Blood and Vampire Diaries?

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00:00 - Teaching

• Brent is giving his first tests to his kids. He's getting ready for open house.
• Potter Puppet Pals - "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"
• Candyman (1992)
• "Candle Cove"

09:42 - Skye's spooky stuff

• Skye recommends one specific episode: "Feral" - American Horror Stories, but none of the others!
• Who is Maud Dixon? by Alexandra Andrews

15:29 - Pop culture literacy

• Brent asks Skye to explain the difference between True Blood and Vampire Diaries.
• Brent has no pop culture knowledge. Skye has been reading People Magazine since she was four years old.
• Skye hates Brave (2012) but loves Jojo Rabbit (2019) and What We Do in the Shadows (2014).

23:36 - Podcast Talk

• Feel free to submit your own scary stories to our Second Annual Halloween Spooptacular!

25:31 - Aftershow: Bunny Tracks (Redux)

Brent hears weird breathing on the call. Skye finally watched The Big Lebowski. Brent is making his computer science students play theatre games. Brent and Skye talk about R.L. Stein and John Green. Go figure!

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00:00 - Catching up

• Brent found his voice in his neck.
• Skye is still watching Italian horror movies.

04:45 - Theatre Games

• The Big Lebowski (1998) is Brent's favorite movie. Skye finally saw it.
• "Where's the money Lebowski?"
• Skye's friend spent $250 on a sweater.
• Brent's going to make his students play theatre games.
• Big Booty: Brent's not making it up.
• Skye's rug really tied the room together...until her cat doodied on it.

14:55 - Purple Lipstick

• The Dead Lifeguard by R.L. Stein might be our next book club choice.
• Looking for Alaska by John Green was a defining book for Brent as a teenager.
• Skye likes Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan

21:16 - Greek Life

• Skye's friend went to a sorority mixer dressed as Inspector Javert from Les Mis

24:55 - Aftershow: Halloween Cookies

Brent and Skye both got sick this week and had to miss work. Skye's been consuming some new weird witch media and some Italian horror movies again. They argue over how to pronounce the most common work in English, and Skye makes a million cat impressions.

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00:00 - Got the sickies

• Brent is missing his very first week of school thanks to the sniffles.
• Skye has been watching Brand New Cherry Flavor on Netflix.
• Skye read The Initiation from the series Twilight: Where Darkness Begins (not to be confused with Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight).

12:23 - Saliva

• Enigma (2001)
• Suspiria (1977)
• The Hex Girls from Scooby-Doo.
• If you know of a Scooby-Doo villain named Saliva who lives in the walls, let Skye know.

17:44 - "The next day"

• Lazy Masquerade - YouTube
• How to pronounce the

22:14 - A hoot and a holler

23:29 - Aftershow: Meow

Brent and Skye catch up, talk about weird people they've seen, Cletus Fredrick, and Brent's Cardboard iPad.

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00:00 - Catching up

• Brent is so ready to teach!
• Skye has read a bunch of books.
• Brent finally saw Fear Street: Part Two - 1978

05:27 - People watching

• Skye is driving by Cletus Fredrick.

09:01 - Cardboard iPad

• We had no shame in public as teenagers.

15:42 - PotterGripes™

• Why did the Half-Blood Prince not publish his own potions book?
• Skye doesn't like Harry Potter 6, but she couldn't back up her claim.

Brent and Skye catch up as Skye is on the way to birthday dinner with her mother. They talk old As Seen on TV products, what it's like to be a teacher, and personal Creepypasta experiences.

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00:00 - As Seen on TV

• Sally's turning 69 and feeling fine. Actually 68.
• Why is Hunson his name?
• Fred is a terrible channel on YouTube.
• Muzzy in Esperanto
• Hairagami

9:11 - Brent's faculty now.

• Brent's grandma's gonna narc on him about a coffee maker.
• A teacher showed Brent to the adult bathroom.
• The Faculty (1998)
• Skye's neighborhood has a house straight out of a Creepypasta.
• Skye's dad is a matchmaker.
• Skye's going to learn to ride a bike.

15:45 - Potter Gripes

• Skye wants to know more about Hermione's parents.

Brent and Skye talk about their animals. They go back into some Creepypasta talk after too long without it. Skye apparently doesn't like space. We read some fun listener mail this week!

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00:00 - Mr. Irwin

• Skye knows a dog named Michael.
• Skye's new cat is Buffy.

05:19 - Creepypasta

• Skye tries to explain local cable shows, something Brent's never heard of and can't find a link to on the Internet.
• "1999" - Creepypasta
• "The M Show" - Creepypasta
• Skye doesn't like space or aliens.
• Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)
• "My Shiny Teeth and Me" by Chip Skylark is much better than "Zoom Zoom Zoom" by Protozoa in Brent's opinion.
• Me and my D\ck* by Team StarKid
• A Very Potter Musical is still the greatest thing ever.

15:54 - Blockbuster Memories

• "Blink" (Doctor Who)) reminds Brent of Boos from Mario.

20:53 - Listener mail

• Check out Girls Night In Radio in your favorite podcast app! Thanks to Maggie for writing in!
• iJustine and Tim Cook

23:42 - Book Corner

• Skye now has all the books in the Cheerleaders series by R.L. Stein.
• Old (2021) - trailer

26:46 - Aftershow: Influencers

• Ricky Dillon - A week in my life: My hometown
• Baskin Champion

Skye opens Brent's mind to the world of old beach movies featuring Frankie Avalon and Anette Funicello. They discuss some unfortunately funny names. We take turns forgetting or just not telling stories that come into our minds.

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00:00 - 60's Beach Movies

• Pajama Party (1964)
• Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
• Skye was in her own 60's beach play: The Really Hip Adventures of Go-Go Girl by Mark Landon Smith

10:58 - Unfortunate names

• Skye didn't like the third and final Fear Street movie.
• Dorcas
• Dick Butkus
• Terry Tugnut from Even Stevens
• Either Oliver the cat or Oliver Twist is a G-rated movie where they say "hell".

19:59 - A mailbox

22:30 - Aftershow: Grandma talk

Skye tells stories about her new kitty Leela, and Brent tries to relate. They talk about camp and swimming and ants. Brent is going to be a real teacher very soon! Skye's apartment will cut her off at two cats. Brent has never been on TikTok.

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00:00 - Skye the Cat Lady

• Skye is quickly becoming a cat lady. She watches cat TikToks with her cat. She's getting a second cat already.
• Jennifer's Body (2009)
• Skye is waiting for Brent to catch up on Fear Street already!
• Brent and Skye both wish they'd gone to camp.
• Brent used to jump off the diving board into a half-empty pool with no adult supervision.
• Skye thinks Brent is Squilliam Fancypants. Canned bread.

11:33 - Aints

• Skye's been watching Daria (1997-2001).
• Brent had some ants. The solution was duct tape. Skye's mom has chronic ants.

15:27 - Mr. Brent

• "Teaching is more than a job; it's a responsibility." Brent hopes none of his students find this podcast. His online presence is pretty clean already.
• Skye thinks most teachers are raging alcoholics.
• "When you're 25, you make out." -Skye
• Brent will be Maebysitting for the next couple of weeks.

22:14 - PotterGripes™

• How does Harry Potter go from skinny, malnourished kid to instant overnight jock of the century? It makes no sense. He's never worked out.
• Skye's dad purchased a CD of Harry Potter graphics, before Google Images.

26:07 - Aftershow

A discussion about strep throat quickly dives into Degrassi deep cuts. There's a lot of movie talk this episode. And a little bit of podcast talk as well.

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00:00 - Degrassi Hour

• Brent has strep throat.
• Holly J's strep throat turned into kidney failure.
• We'll be making bonus episodes about Netflix's new Fear Street series.
• 13 Reasons Why
• "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps" - YouTube

10:41 - Talk about Movies

• Brent never made it to see Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016).
• Skye likes Nomi from Showgirls (1995) (NC-17)
• Brent created his own notebook inspired by Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
• Skye wanted to be a Mean Girl.

16:51 - Weird questions

• Brent's grandma wants to know where he got strep throat.
• Brent's dad wanted to give him a bad present and keeps asking him weird questions.

20:30 - Near Dark

• Skye loves her new clothes for her new job. Her new new job. "It's gonna be grape."
• Skye has issues with Near Dark (1987).
• Skye is reading Black Chalk by Christopher J. Yates, and then Brent didn't let her finish talking about it.

25:29 - Podcast Talk

27:05 - His Cheeseburger

Brent and Skye discuss bad movies, Skye's new kitty, Brent's cheeseburger party, and their new jobs.

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00:00 - Bad movies

• Showgirls (1995) (rated NC-17, by the way)
• I Hate Everything | The Search For The Worst on YouTube
• Cool World (1992) (rated PG-13)

03:37 - Leela

• Skye has a new kitty named Leela.
• Brent is throwing himself a reverse-surprise birthday party.
• Brent's TaeKwonDo black belt means nothing.

08:41 - Brent got a job.

• Fear Street: Part One 1994
• Skye is going to write her YA novel.

11:38 - Ending theme

Brent and Skye share stories about losing their voice. Skye tells about all the weird places she went in LA and all the bad movies she watched. Brent sounds unenthusiastic and sarcastic as he tries to speak with a soft voice, but that is not the case!

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00:00 - Voice stories

• Skye lost her voice before a play. Brent wrote a story about doing the same thing.
• Throat Coat by Traditional Medicinals

04:06 - Skye's LA trip

• Skye's friend has an amazing, magical porch. She loves a grande chai tea latte with two Sweet'N Lows.
• Bearded Lady's Mystic Museum
• Ghost World (2001)
• fauxnuts

12:20 - The Madonna Inn

• Skye has a new job.
• Skye mashed a Kewpie doll's head in.
• Skye has an idea for her awesome new novel.
• Skye wants a slasher VHS collection.

18:44 - PotterGripes™

• Why can Harry not see Thestrals as a child?
• Luna is a better romantic interest for Harry than Cho or Ginny. Huna!
• Boyhood (2014)

24:49 - Outtake

Brent tells about his solo road trip in his new car. Skye talks about eating hot sauce. Brent talks about his hike to a fun location with boring friends. Skye decides to brush her teeth mid-podcast. We do not gripe about Harry Potter in this episode.

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00:00 - AM recording

• Lana Del Rey might be a witch.
• Skye was a very nice friend.

05:25 - The state of the beach

• Gulf Shores is nothing but high rises now. The Gulf is Brent's favorite place to chill out in Orange Beach.
• Skye says Seaside has changed as well.
• Cocoon
• Skye wanted to grow up to be a hot sauce lady.
• I-10 across Louisiana is literally the swamp.

15:40 - Sculpture Falls

• Brent couldn't make his hike-mates laugh all day long. He went swimming in his underwear.
• Brent passed 150 teenagers underage-drinking.

21:01 - Potter Non-Gripes

• Brent's poster and anklets are not missing after all.
• Skye has many beads from Bead Boutique.
• Yea, Whoa, Lestrange, and Voldemort

28:42 - Aftershow

• Nicolas Flamel and the philosopher's stone

Unedited! Uncensored! Uninteresting! We will return to our regular programming next week. Thanks for your patience!