Boris joins us as we discuss toddlers with gaydar, the art of tricking college students, and the worst way to draw Muhammad.
Conspiracies theories, Bobby and Ilya enjoy vicarious misery, and Chris took a girl to see the worst movie imaginable.
Ilya went to the hospital. Rich is garbage. Bobby was a strange boy.
Rich has stuff to say! Eating hot pockets, navigating the borderline girlies, and the science of misgendering.
¡Hola, amigos del desayuno! Ozempic side effects, meeting Alec Baldwin, and finding love on 123 Main Street.
Howdy, breakfast boys. We talk about Bobby's experience with the Tamil Tigers, being censored by Big Corn, and the ethics of bringing your kids to work.
This episode was filmed weeks in advance.Bobby, Ilya, and Brittany talk about sleep paralysis, the H Word, and fighting your dentist.Go follow @brittonuscardwell she has a special coming out!
The Sleeveless Wonder of the World, Matt Maran, joins us.
We talk John Cage, Donda's bazongas (sorry Ye), and Birthright trips.
Go to the Comedy Fight Club 10 Year Anniversary at The Stand in NYC on Sunday, September 7th at 9pm https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/11429/2025-09-07-210000-comedy-fight-club-10-year-anniversary
I accidentally made friends with a homophobe, so we rated units to compensate.
This is the most editing I've ever done.
Hey breakfast buddies. Jake is back. Go watch "Unalived by Dog Pills" on YouTube. I have dandruff, a weird shaped unit, and, apparently, I wipe wrong. Enjoy!
Enjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty.DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of August and he'll tell you how to see him do standup comedy.
Ilya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.
This one's a bit shorter cause I got to the studio late. I will DO BETTER moving forward.
Ilya and I talk about the cognitive dissonance of cult members, the morality of anorectic drugs, and how to beat off in the 90s.
Welcome to episode whatever of The Morning Cereal Hour. Ilya and Bobby talk about getting arrested, scamming old people, and jackin' off at the doctor.
#podcast #halleberry #knowyourrights #funnystories #fortheboys
Hi everyone! Welcome to episode 2 of the Morning Cereal Hour.
Lot of stuff going on. Zoomer girls appropriate boomer humor. Being based is Cringe. And Ilya hates my whimsy (hurtful).#morningroutine #genzvsmillenial #based #cringe #comedypodcast
Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. JOI vids to come.
I make FIGHT videos. For high school kids.
and/or become rich. Ilya Laksin, folks.
My most disagreeable video (hope that's ok)
