Norman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode ten. And then...

Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode nine; attempts to de-stress after a crazed fan threatens to kidnap him; counts the "poo" references; and, says goodbye to someone close to him.

Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode eight; confronts his long-lost quasi-twin brother; has a meeting of the Dip Schticks; responds to more listener emails; and, receives a voicemail from a fan!

Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode seven; deals with the aftermath of being catfished (again); feels bad for Ted; gets the blues; loses his sponsors; sings the blues; and, receives a late night knock at the door.

Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode six; performs a seance to ward off bad juju; has that thing where a word becomes a song; and, gets some unsettling news. Sponsored by Seance A. Bowls.

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Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode five; hopes his Ex calls in to the show; shares a Tedbit about Ted's affinity for jars of peanut butter; over-shares a story about his Ex, and jars of pee; wonders if Keeley joined a urinary control cult; and, finds out who won last week's silent auction.

Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode four; puts on a charity event/Ted tip line telethon; attempts to bond with Paul in the bathroom; stubs his toe on a biscuit; and, just has a pretty not great day.

Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode three; reviews Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, ponders the age-old question: if you could go back in time, would you kidnap baby Ted from the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee?

Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode two; nabs a special guest/biscuit buddy; tries Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, grows a mustache.

Norman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode one; presents a horrifying theory regarding Nate the Great; explains the "logic" behind kidnapping Coach Lasso; receives an unexpected call from his grandmother; and, asks for tips on Ted's whereabouts.

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