Jane talks to a string bean! 

Jane is trapped in a department store that's been closed down somewhere in the continental United States because she was pooping when last call for checkout was announced. In an effort to somehow make contact with the outside, or maybe just have someone/thing to talk to, she records her adventures around the store. And talks to things. 

Jane talks to a red pump! 

Jane is trapped in a store that's been closed down somewhere in the continental United States because she was pooping when last call for checkout was announced.  In an effort to somehow make contact with the outside, or maybe just have someone/thing to talk to, she records her story. And talks to things.