This week, Kate and Christina discover that they are the worst sleuths, receive a very sharp gift, identify a new J. Kent suspect, and relive some 5th-grade trauma!

This week, Kate and Christina celebrate their 69th episode by debating whether they would with baby food pancakes (mixed) and Dixie pies (mixed), cocktails at the Witch's Castle (hard would) and what to bring to a potluck (spoiler alert: it's Old English Cheese, beer and cigarettes.)

This week, Kate and Christina discover Eggs Goldenrod, invite a regional expert to discuss New Jersey meats worth fighting about, and debate mayonnaise, Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie spice, and other basic bitch delights.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss things their tongues like, pickle-making mishaps, compare their favorite knife drawings, and use the internet to look things up for their listeners.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss surprise cheese curds, Jersey pork roll, how to host (and what to serve) a fugitive, and end with a little fall food porn.

This week, Kate and Christina debate audience participation (part 873), kissing don'ts, polka cover songs, and the best ceviche vessels.

This week, Kate and Christina salivate over powdered mashed potatoes, buy-one-get-one knife specials, and when you just need that 12-inch latte.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss sanchos in all their meanings, enchiritos and other portmanteaux, duck tongues, pickle slushies, and upscale stadium cuisine. With special MINI GUEST, prolific Superbowl commercial actor and KAN MEX authority Josh Meyer!

This week, Kate and Christina talk about the only good reason to miss rehearsal (decapitation), facts that are too fun for meeting new people, and being accountability heroes.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about getting into bar fights, determine whether "I AM LAAT" means anything, and wax poetic about life revolving around asparagus's timeline.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss signs that you've joined a cult, bible book aesthetic, beach-club-meets-night-club fashion, and secret rooftop patios.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss when to sneak out at intermission, reactions to aggressive positivity and confounding apologies, and indulge in a Dubai chocolate cake taste test!

This week, Kate and Christina talk about scary workouts, play AITA, discuss chaos demon behavior, examine a bag of hair, and overspend to prove a point.

This week, Kate and Christina make up stuff to make therapy more interesting, relate confusing early sexual awakenings, rave about a new, cozy "Italian Night" experience, then reminisce about good old faves.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss bad onstage behaviors, receive the body of Rebecca (IYKYK), and globe trot their way through many world cuisines.

This week, Kate and Christina trade "wrong way" stories, dissect J. Kent's library of clues, and stumble into dark bars and new food addictions.

This week, Kate recounts an astonishing biological musical performance to Christina, then they progressively become worse at detective work when opening another MYSTERY PACKAGE from their favorite listener, and bemoan getting tricked by an upselling charlatan. 

This week, Kate and Christina don't have time for nonsense as they discuss two of their most incredible meals, professional mascots, emotionally intelligent servers, and open the most eclectically spectacular birthday card.

This week, Kate and Christina celebrate ONE YEAR of Tart Party episodes! They also share a savory crab tart, discuss how to successfully and peacefully protest with the 3.5% rule, and discuss their favorite Hemingway products: drinks and cats. 

This week, Kate and Christina escalate a situation that they totally asked for with a non-scary gift from J. Kent, and discuss dismembering poultry and pineapple swinger culture.