We recorded this episode in two takes. We had to stop recording the first take because we got in an argument. Oh well. I was also really congested during the first take. Sorry about that. Semi-live from Vancouver BC. FuGrrl is tired and hungry. New mic stands. Can you tell the difference? What's the Weather? Pot smoke! FuGrrl's Canada prejudices get dashed. Sending some love to our Vancouver listeners. Sorry. The podcast came out after we went to Seattle. We will meet you another time. Continued on April 3 Get a month on us! Use our promo codes and get a free month on Kasidie (promo code: swapfu) and SDC (promo code: 32457). Sexual Performance Anxiety Realizing MrFu's performance anxiety kept us from participating in many swinger events. MrFu struggles with this issue. Maybe my experience will help some folks feel like they are less alone. Self-acceptance vs self-improvement. Been here in BC for more than a month and still haven't had any pot. We've got shit to do. Going to the Whistler LS Takeover! May 2 - 5. Join us! The music for this episode is Vancouver's own Bear Mountain's cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Los Apuntes (The Notes) We're still in Mexico City recording Take 2 of this podcast. Making better for you, Swinger! Guess what? We got stood up again. Make that lucky number 7. We did get a chance to check out a great bar, so it wasn't all bad. Check it out if you're ever in CDMX: El Diente de Oro. If you know CDMXCPLLKNG4U on SDC, ask them why they stood us up? Who outed Roger Stone? Where's Jeff Bezos dick when you need it? Are there more Republicans or Democrats in the lifestyle and why? According to Reddit, many more single women are attending LS clubs. Maybe it's because women are having fewer kids.  Mr. Fu whines about Reddit. Basement dwelling masturbators. Why can't I just stop using it? And finally, the topic: Ageism in the Lifestyle Are they too young or too juvenile? Don't assume you weren't excluded because of your age. Hard age limits are probably not great constraints -- think compatibility. In Mexico, elitism is a big deal. Bottom line, not everyone gets invited to everything. Headed to Vancouver, Canada. March 2 - June 8. Also visiting Seattle! The Saffire Club is on our list. We're going to see the Pixies and a couple Canucks games. Interested? Hit us up. Beers, meet and greets and so on. We got drunk with Swingercast this week. Thanks for visiting guys! Safe travels. We're attending a Valentines Day swinger play party -- very excited about this. Talk to you from Vancouver! No music yet -- still getting my production chops back. Sorry. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Show notes Memba us? Talking about swinging as transients Why Mexico? How did we break into swinging here? El Grupo on WhatsApp SDCand SwingLiving are the two big websites in Mexico City Apartment swinging Swinger clubs in Mexico Trying to get things going in Mexico City Temptations vs Desire A nomad laments and laments and laments Going to Vancouver, eh? Airbnb forever! But yes, we're still alive No music this time folks! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

We're exhausted -- hope we don't sound too tired. Thanks for all the well wishes! Nice meeting the Cunninghams. Hi to LG Fun Couple! We'll be at the Lifestyle Lounge takeover of Desire Riviera Maya from March 4 - 11 Here we go Steelers! Welcome to football talk with Mr and Ms Swap Fu FuGrrl's New Toy We're going to randomly wear the costumes we have at Desire We discuss porn preferences. What should FuGrrl watch? Mr Fu loves Kate Winslet Watch Pittsburgh Dad! https://www.youtube.com/user/pittsburghdad Guys with Super Hot wives? People have a hard time taking compliments in the LS. Can you ask them beforehand? Should you hire LS friends? What's wrong with MyFace? (Our monthly Facebook rant) We're going to Desire in March 4 - 12 for the Lifestyle Lounge takeover. Are you? Make America Swing Again! Episode Song is "She's Out of Her Mind" by Poway's Blink-182. We'll miss you, San Diego! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Drunk Alert! If you're triggered by slurred speech, skip this episode. Bitching and moaning and groaning into the last episode of the year. Absolute Wild Tea? Tasty!! https://www.absolut.com/us/products/absolut-wild-tea/ Why Mr Fu hates Mariachis. We got hacked by some Russian fucking guy! Check out Regus for all your virtual office needs -- we use em! https://www.regus.com/ We go off on good tech support and the trouble with the expectations of Mac users. General demoted for swinging? That's not the whole story. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/army-general-demoted-ranks-swinger-lifestyle-article-1.2913327 Black Ring Success Story! https://redd.it/5fqoyf Get your black ring from the 22kill organization. Yes, it's fine. FuGrrl listens to the Average Swingers podcast! http://www.averageswingers.com/as66-futastic/ Mr Fu interviewing out of state -- Snoqualmie, maybe. Going to miss the house! How do you get the party started without a heated pool? Why do people keep fucking dying? Pittsburgh Dad is the best. https://www.youtube.com/user/pittsburghdad The Body Shop in Pittsburgh is having New Years Eve party! http://bodyshopnightclub.com/ Jerry Jones is a goddamn 74-year-old nightmare FuGrrl discusses the ClitBit (patent pending). Parents parents parents Mr Fu was way too drunk this episode -- The song I meant to sing was this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZDFtxH8tZo Happy New Year! Episode Song is FuGrrl's favorite Christmas tune "Please Come Home for Christmas" by The Eagles The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Not too many notes this time -- This is so gross: https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/5djmcw/gossip_groups Chili Cookoff! You never know where a pot of chili might take you. Won the chili cookoff at a local bar. Got the t-shirt! Andy's First Responder Chili Recipe Brown: 4 lbs ground beef Add and sauté til clear: 1 onion 4 cloves garlic Add and sauté: 2 tlbs chili powder Add: 1 24oz jar medium salsa 1 bottle beer Simmer in crockpot overnight. Add: kidney beans (cook 2 lbs dry kidney beans, don't use canned) 1 bottle beer Last 30 minutes before service add: 1 small can chipotle peppers chopped 2 tlbs chili powder 1 tlbs cumin 1 tlbs knorr beef flavor granulated bullion Pittsburgh! A drunken plan comes to pass! We review The Burgh and The Body Shop Swinger Club. We really liked it! http://www.bodyshopnightclub.com Don't stay at the Hotel Monaco Eat at Peppi's Go to Yinzers Go Steelers! Go weed girl! Trump wins! Fuck! Girl Uncorked. Changes on the way. After the AFF hack. A call to swinger websites. Get your shit together! Black Friday Pub Crawl!! In a nod to my proto-punk youth, this Episode's Song is "Duchess" by The Stranglers. I sincerely hope you love it!! 7k2wj7g2 The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Sports (I later realized the Steelers had a bye this week.) Politics It's election time in the US! Stolen yard signs! At least this didn't happen http://fox6now.com/2016/10/26/caught-on-camera-underwear-clad-man-sets-donald-trump-yard-sign-ablaze-in-platteville/ Are a couple beers with lunch considered Day Drinking Why Mr Fu became a Democrat... not that you asked Darth Trump on Auralnauts is actually pretty clever! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0 Politics free Sunday Funday Seriously I was trying to stop talking politics -- I'm sorry Get money out of politics!! Funemployment Mr. Fu gets laid off! Need a consultant? More lunchtime sex! More internet! Mr. Swap Fu's Chili Recipe is available for the right price Anthony Wiener needs to lose his phone No one reads anymore -- so why am I writing this? Halloween Mr Fu and FuGrrl talk about old ass candy Scaring neighborhood kids is a civil right https://atmosfx.com/ Mr Fu is the good one -- so yes I wore white FuGrrl suffers so much! Glasses Talk Cheap glasses?! FuGrrl needed a source https://www.eyebuydirect.com They have a cool tool to see what your glasses would look like on Is it DP or PD? DP it is! Topic Time Calling dibs? Can it be done? Black rings in the wild? On a basketball coach? Shout outs to couples in Germany and Singapore Sorry -- I didn't send out the email in time -- I will get in touch with your soon, promise! The story of Harry, Sally, Bob and Alice -- and the Fu's get the W! Apropos of nothing, where is Charlie Sheen? Bemoaning the three-couple dynamic Play early. Party late. Girls Uncorked! FuGrrl is passing the torch as the GUC San Antonio hostess after more than four years All swinger women welcome: http://www.girlsuncorked.com Going to Pittsburgh! November 10 - 14 Go Steelers!! We want to see the driverless Ubers All our previous Episodes are available on at http://swapfu.blogspot.com Episode Song is "Heathens" by Columbus' Twenty One Pilots The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

You want notes? Here's your damn notes! We're getting older -- but glasses? Really? FuGrrl plugs her ladies-only kik group Google image search your private photos to make sure people can't find your vanilla profiles Traveling for swinger events in beach towns Going to Pittsburgh for the Cowboys-Steelers Birthday Pub Crawl! The night before a Longhorns game means -- tons of drunks! Happy Birthday John from Swingercast DNA testing? Turns out were swingers. Who knew? Renewed interest in the Black Ring -- Cheap shit from China! Swinging is our new normal More comments on misbehaving vanillas -- people are the spectrum A wife asks a man how he thinks they stack up against others couples -- that's not swinging, that's Facebook Tips for breaking up with people in the lifestyle: https://bedsider.org/features/855-you-and-your-ex-how-to-deal-after-the-breakup and we have our own take as well Interviewing people is tricky Proposed Q and A: Newbie and Experienced couples SA Perv's meet and greet this Saturday and  SA Perv's Black Friday pub crawl! (Check SDC and Kasidie) OktoberFUst 2016 is coming! Listen to us mix drinks! Tweaking the setup for fewer edits! Episode Song is "Cover Me Up" by Pittsburgh stalwarts Rusted Root. (No I didn't want to play the *other* song. You're welcome.) The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A bunch of random of shit as always. We talk about Singles, Parties and Trump. FuGrrl gets a tarot card reading for her birthday. Thank you Janet! Find sex educator Janet Treviño at http://www.janettrevino.com Twitter: @janettrevino210 Facebook: janettrevino210 This episode's songs come courtesy of our roofers -- "DEL Negociante" by Los Plebes del Rancho de Ariel Camacho. I think it's amazing. Translated lyrics -- They say I'm full of myself and arrogantThey can't stand seeing meI'm going forwardI'm honest and try to behave myselfWith my friends, I'm always on the up and upDon´t even try because you won't be able to --Find anythingI also know how to misbehaveEver since I was a kid, I've liked adventuresI ask St. Jude for favorsI took the advise I wanted to takeAnd always followed my father's exampleToday I feel strong and extremely richWhen I'm next to my kidsI don't if they don't like my tattoosI'm not interested in being in anyone's good gracesI have risked -- I have sometimes wonAnd in the accounts nothing has gone wrongAnd that's how it is for us good negotiatorsI am Angel del Villar(I am Angel del Villar) I am Angel del Villar(I am Angel del Villar)I am Angel del VillarMy fortune are my kids and my parentsA hug for all of my brothersI was a rebel who got stained by inkAnd I saw some hard times on the streetsI'll never forget the poverty...That I left there in ZacatecasFor my collection a golden toyOn the grips Karma is engravedJust as I also engraved on my skinImportant things, on my neck DELPlay me "El corrido del Mentado"To remember ARIEL!All of these are your achievments, my fatherI followed your footsteps from Rio FrioAnd now I also have my turn to teachIn life you have to fightI retire not with out saying...I am Angel del Villar(I am Angel del Villar)I am Angel del Villar(I am Angel del Villar)I am Angel del Villar The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Hey Now Folks! We're back! Just some abridged notes. We're just going to talk about whatever the fuck we want from now on. Listen for details. Just a warning it may not always be about swinging. We talk briefly about our trips to Desire with the SDC takeover, Naughty in N'Awlins and our ever-popular Sunday Fundays. Friends on Mic: On July 3rd we talk to some of out good friends Camo and Lace about freedom means to them. A big thanks to those who fought for our right to get naked in the pool. Lace tells us her intro to sexy voices. You never know who you're talking to when you check your balance. Ms L chimes in with her origin story. Ms L and The Midnight Charmer. Is fair to be fired for being a swinger? Is swinging protected speech? Episode Song: Hey Now by Matt and Kim The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Happy Birthday FuGrrl! Swinger Awareness Update Go to Reddit and check out the discussion. Want to help? We Vibe Review! Great overall -- no joy from the remote or the app. Girl Uncorked goes international!! Welcome to all the sexy New Zealand ladies. But where are the US Gulf Coast Girls Uncorked chapters? Mr Fu goes bananas in a party invitation. FuGrrl watches Mr Fu's porn. Bush may be back... but not where the face goes. What's a merkin? Dry vaginas? Porn reqs? X-Art and Lesbea Topic is Diplomacy Diplomacy is not compromise, it's communication Can you attend any event without freaking out about who will be there? How good are we at this? Well, we cratered twice last weekend. Carpets curtains and laminate flooring! Going back to Naughty in N'Awlins! Join us! https://secureregistrationonline.com/new_nin/signup.php?affiliateId=1694&c=1 Do you want to hang out? Mr Fu's will have a bunch spare time. The Overnight -- is it any good? Austin Birthday Pub Crawl Sept 5th! Episode Music: "Parenthesis" by The Blow from 2006 The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Trying to keep this one under an hour! Monkey's form cliques! But do they party? Maybe. But they don't share information. The book I referred to was "You Are Not So Smart" MILFapalooza -- Moms, moms, moms! My Mexican Mother Recipe Shake 1 oz 100% Agave Tequila, 1 oz Deep Eddy Grapefruit and a dash of Tabasco with ice. Serve on the rocks or straight up Happy Mother's Day and Happy Father's Day! Ms Fu reaches out to everyone spending their first one without a mom or dad. We had a Passion Party. Big fun! We bought a We-Vibe. Topic What would a Swinger Awareness campaign look like? Like a the Susan G. Komen, MADD or NRA for swingers. Try to end negative bias toward people in the lifestyle These guys do great work! National Coalition for Sexual Freedom Let the public know there is an alternative to cheating! Tiger Woods? What do you? What's Coming? Going to Naughty in N'Awlins! You should too! Taking measures to make it more events this year. SOS Party! Sunday Pool Days are kicking off! Thanks for all the invitations! Nashville and Omaha! Hot husband is a thing, I guess. Details please! Find out about HUMP! Our producers are the super hot cover people! We've Got a Thing podcast. They talk about Do You Know George. Check it out! Pile Play isn't a thing, even in England. Girls Uncorked couples party! Senior Sizzle! Get your Summer shaking with our choice of Episode Music "My Type" by Saint Motel. Dance this weekend! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Sorry this is so late. We've been busy having fun -- and working too much! UK Swinger club attached by thugs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015776/Masked-gang-attacks-swingers-club-400-year-old-Tudor-mansion-forcing-semi-naked-customers-streets.html Minnesota club barred from opening (Distracted by our hot producer) Tips on reddit on how to throw a meet and greet https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/2x58s8/followup_from_throwing_our_first_swingers_meet/ Shake Weight for your kegels? https://www.elvie.com/ Implantable Vibrator from Germany? https://us.funfactory.com/en/orgasmia/ Kinky subcultures? http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1366_the-17-kinkiest-sexual-subcultures-around-world/ What's your get-down? We run down all the different swinging styles our producer could come up with. If one girl penetrates another girl is still soft swap? (We took a week and a half off -- then picked back up.) Did Mr. Fu break a rule? Sybian commentary -- Still hate it Tips on redoing our profile? Austin pub crawl with Brian and Kristen and the Average Swingers! Have you been kicked out of a party for a perceived infraction? Get some Nair for a hairless sack! Ideas for Episode 69? Swinger Diaries? You're welcome! http://swingerdiaries.wordpress.com Pack list! Essential for Desire Episode music "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Opening comments Much love to Debbie and her new headset! Blissbringers vs Google: http://blissbringers.com/fuck-google/ Article by Violet Blue referenced in above article: http://www.zdnet.com/article/timeline-googles-role-in-global-sex-censorship/ What’s the Fu be up to? Mardi Gras Party Co-hosted with Camo and Lace on Valentine's Day Different / better / cool for us / shared party responsibilities Photo booth success! http://www.sparkbooth.com Technical details of photo booth Loved having brunch with Los Swingers! Next time, more time! Wonderful San Diego trip We hit a Bear Bar http://www.pecsbar.com on the way to the Hankie Pankie takeover http://www.hankiepankielifestyle.com/ Shout out to Ms M! Bar trivia -- you better bring it! Zigzag date -- what a lovely couple Hung out with Allie from Swingercast Crawfish boil with swinger friends on a Sunday http://www.lacrawfish.com Hot crustacean action! It ran super late -- wise to do it on a Sunday? A Frozen LS Themed Party. Sure! Fun too. Have a party! A fun party held by a great couple. FuGrrl has a late-night caller -- Swinger CSI Topic Be fun! What makes a guy fun? These probably apply to women as well. Don't take yourself too seriously. Why are you here? Have hobbies and interests -- be an interesting person Active listening -- eye contact is very important. Pay attention and pay a compliment. Learn a joke! Escalate -- Demonstrate a physical interest in the other person Participate! Be in the moment Don't fixate. Keep moving. No hot boxing a couple. Go online, young man! Find something that helps you and go do it. In other words, Practice! Flirt Flirt Flirt! http://www.sirc.org/publik/flirt.html Listeners! What do you think makes a guy fun? Introverted women? What can they do? Attend a Girls Uncorked meeting! What role do women typically want to play? Parting Thoughts "Do You Know George?" parties. Anyone been to one? New Horizons is closing in June. Farewell to a Lifestyle Institution. Another fucked up situation? Listen to this... "Do You Know George?" parties. Anyone been to one? Coming Up SA Pervs Pub Crawl -- April 4 Naughty in N'Awlins -- last week in July 29 to August 2 http://swingercast.com/travel-parties/nawty.html Episode Music --- Pumpkin Song by the lovely Kate Nash The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Hello Friends! January's was crazy! Sorry the last podcast was late. Oh and sorry for the audio problems in the last episode. It must be going around. The Black Ring makes an appearance on the Savage Lovecast #430. Check out the blog mention. Flirty really works for swingers too! https://www.yahoo.com/style/11-pretty-cool-things-you-didnt-know-about-106616804873.html. Swap Fu Debrief! Thinking of hitting up karaoke at the club. Average Swinger pop in! A welcome chance to get to know an awesome couple. Downtown Houston pub crawl Our traveling companions flaked. Small Town couples are jittery. The crawl had logistical challenges but it was fun. Thank you thank you thank you! Attended a swinger couples Passion Party hosted by a swinger friend. A short segue about Zombie Dildos. Sex toys can be controlled by apps? What a country! But beware! In depth! Article discussion: https://www.yahoo.com/health/should-we-all-be-in-monogamish-relationships-109895587302.html Is monogamy holding marriage back? Are they talking about swinging or poly? The online dating is transforming the availability of partners - Hyper Serial Monogamy, The difference between Tinder and Swinger Safari. The Nitty Gritty of Nonmonogamy We walk you through planning an event: Swinger Game Night, We reach a very "us" conclusion, Best laid plans -- The 3rd Tuesday in March is St. Patrick's Day The Mardi Gras Party is coming! 100 people? Holy shit! Thank god we have help this time. New porn setup! Parting thoughts and Shout Outs FuGrrl turning Swifty! Thank you Mr K and the Swinger Fairy Thank you B and K for the Swinger Safari App -- check it out. We are. Also twitter. Episode music -- Boogie down to "Shempi" by Ratatat on their album LP3. Love me some Ratatat on a Monday afternoon. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

This and that... It's a New Year and people still celebrate Kwanzaa! Threesome Etiquette? Nope. We're talking about the FUNCH! What the fuck is a Funch? It involves a spa robe and jewelry... and a no show. Sound complaints. We're trying! We took a chance and had the Girls Uncorked couples party at our house. It was a success! Swinger Santa sighting! Swinger Zombies? Of course! Zombie Dildo? Get to the point... Ms Fu and I discuss a reddit post on breaking rules. What are your rules based on? Are they trust exercises or are they based on something concrete? Parting thoughts and feedback... SDC party broadcast invitation calamity! Don't use SDC with an iPad. Kasidie -- you're not off the hook for your GirlsUncorked.com fiasco! Advances in the female condom We share our 2015 swinger objectives Listener mail! Should we interview an older couple about breaking into the lifestyle Stick around for Stinky Sunday Sex Relevant to our discuss on boundaries, our episode song is "The Business of Emotion (feat. White Sea)" by Big Data. Get it wherever fine music is sold. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Intro and Welcome Vacations are good for Sex! Lots of sex with each other in Mexico! Is Mr Fu caught up on date nights? Programming Notes and Announcements Book “ A Modern Marriage: A Memoir”, by Christy & Mark Kidd. Tells their positive story about swinging, trials and successes. They still swing! Debbie n Mike are reading and enjoying it. http://www.amazon.com/A-Modern-Marriage-Memoir/dp/1476753466 Illegal Swinger Club in Terre Haute Indiana closed down, city violations. How does this relate to legality of swing parties in private homes? http://wthitv.com/2014/12/04/illegal-swingers-club-operating-near-school-in-terre-haute-to-be-shutdown/ What’s the Fu be up to? Mexico City! Club SW Website: http://www.clubsw.com.mx/ Our review: http://redd.it/2n6fe6 Dreams Mexico Website: http://www.dreamsmexico.com.mx/ Our review: http://redd.it/2nv1sa Travel Speed Dates? Uber rocks in Mexico City Swinger website for Spanish speakers http://pasionliberal.com/ How we scheduled dates while traveling.    "At the Clubs this Sat and next Sat. If you want to set up drinks, call to schedule with us.”    If suspect a single guy, "have your wife call my wife to set up a date. Sorry, we can't get texts" Topic Listener Request: New top 10 things learned since Episode 10 Look at top 10 from episode #10 Ms Swap Fu's Top Ten 10. Clubs are uber cool. 9. Travel plans to Swing are off the hook. If you haven’t done it, try it. 8. Your Vanilla friends probably adore you more than your friends in the lifestyle. 7. Passive guys in the lifestyle are boring. Guys that show up to have fun are my cup of tea. 6. Single guys have a place in the life style. 5. Strap-ons are out, and I will be experimenting with some other devices. 4. No, you don’t look younger than you really are. 3. Swinger upkeep is a pain in the ass. But you do it because you want to swing. 2. Ask for what it is that you want. Specifically and unequivocally. Changes you make from the lifestyle can affect every aspect of your life. 1. The number one thing I have truly internalized is that my husband rocks. Mr Swap Fu's Top Ten 10. The founders of Harley Davidson must have been swingers 9. Minimize your time on the dating sites. Lot's of chatters, picture hunter and punters. Meet people in person ASAP then go from there. 8. Focus on your goals. What do you want and who do you want it from? 7. Escalate sexually. Don't freeze up once you're there, build passion by escalating foreplay. 6. Look out for your partner. He or she may not be in the same headspace. 5. Keep meeting people. You may know some cool couples, but there are always more out there. 4. It's not about them, it's about us 3. It's better to be fun than sexy 2. Watch your booze 1. Who dares wins Top 10 Update for 2014 1. FuGrrl -- Don't forget the sex! 1. Mr Fu -- Condoms take practice 2. FuGrrl -- 86 drama people 2. Mr Fu -- Swingers are looking for shit to do 3. FuGrrl -- Swinging scales 3. Mr Fu -- Your swinger friends understand you 4. FuGrrl -- Your body is just fine 4. Mr Fu -- Allow your significant other to be your ally 5. FuGrrl -- Share at least one language with people you swing with 5. Mr Fu -- Expectations are bad Parting Thoughts and Feedback Email response to Car Talk mention. Thank you Mr and Ms HFT! Listen to the poll results!  Reddit swingers from 4,000-10,000. Wow!  Shout outs Pub Crawl hosted by Average Swingers, Jan 31st In Houston. We’re going! Listed as public parties on SDC and Kasidie Merry Christmas, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa…. Happy New Year! Be safe! Episode music: "Musica Ligera" by Soda Stereo The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A visit from our Swap Fu Swinger Club correspondent -- Tiffania! Plugging HUMP! http://thestranger.com/hump Mr Fu gets shamed! Bad Mr Fu. Bad! Getting sex on the calendar. Half of us got it right. Getting our swirl on. Congrats to all our swinger newlyweds! OktoberFUst. You should have been there! Titties on the pool table. Back in the air with Mr Fu! Cheater infiltration -- Don't enable bad behavior. How do you know if you're getting the full story. Were the Clintons swingers? Who cares!? All of DC are doing it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Cards_(U.S._TV_series) Underground shit is our 2nd job. Binge listening. What gives? Have some perspective. Cliques keep a-comin. Our friend Mr M laments not being able to do anything outside his clique. Learn to be nice or don't come. Never write a policy where common sense will do. http://onefte.com/comic/who-needs-another-policy Black Rings? Get your rubber on! http://saferingz.com http://qalo.com Pretty vs Nice! Check out our poll. Seriously. Female porn survey http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/women-and-porn-survey-ann-summers-sex_n_4297183.html The Young Turks http://www.tytnetwork.com RIP Tom Magliozzi http://www.cartalk.com/blogs/staff-blog/tom-magliozzi-1937-2014 Happy (Wedding) Anniversary to us! We're going to Mexico City. Going to Club SW http://clubsw.com.mx and/or Dreams http://www.dreamsmexico.com.mx Bearing witness to our Swinger friends getting married. If you don't like my sex life, don't make it your business. Episode Song "Gay Bar" by Electric Six The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Quick note... Sorry this is a little late -- we recorded on 10/10/2014 but I've been super busy. Also, we repeatedly refer to the episode song as Fine Shine by The Period Ring -- it's Fineshrine by Purity Ring. We're goofy, we know. What’s the Fu been up to? Above average pub crawling with the Average Swingers Pre-Crawl Pizza at Home Slice Violet Crown Social Club Shangri La Easy Tiger Bakery The Rooftop Coyote Ugly San Diego Trivia adventure with amazing people Talking to a couple that started swinging partly because of the podcast OktoberFUst Prep -- Lederhosen Woes Topic We revisit the Lost Episode 23 from way back in 2011 Still no podcasts from Australia? What's happening there? Planned Parenthood update? The news ain't good in Texas Swinger cover stories -- How do you handle a thousand cocks? Put em in a calendar? We need a cock release. Blind dates vs blurry dates Single people! Please speak up! The once per month rule and other ways to keep it cool in your swinger life Parting Thoughts and Feedback SLS Radio Request: Our debate -- Is it an endorsement Episode Music selection discussion:  Democracy or Dictatorship? News Items: Careful Swingers. Any of your misdeeds are blamed on the Swinging Lifestyle. Christian swingers story going strong Bad renters Bad AirBnB'ers Three people shot outside a Swing Club. Except they weren't at the swinger club Shout outs Pub Crawl People! Support Planned Parenthood! Episode music "Fineshrine" by Purity Ring (Not Fineshine by The Period Ring... super sorry.) Selected by FuGrrl The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Intro and Welcome/What’s the Fu be up to? Production note: Sorry about the boomy audio! Back from Naughty N’awlins DSI  Drinking plan  Sexing plan Restaurants and Bars:  The Beaches  Razoos  Johnny's Po Boys on St Louis  Felix  Red Slipper Cafe  Royals House Bloody Mary Review NIN schedule WTF is a contribulator?! Three mini topics People that make me feel a little shittier every time you see them. AVOID! Mr Fu gets grouchy about the proposed Swinger flag. Email “Calling Dibbs” Parting Thoughts and Feedback Gillette body shaver Bob’s Burgers steals Ms Fu’s idea Burning Man Speed Boner competition Pool Dazes winding down Mr Fu’s toga Birthday Party Bonus Podcast this month, an hour from NIN with      Average Swingers, Swingercast, Me and Ms Jones Shout outs SDC free 7 day trial All the birthday people September 5th! Pub Crawl to celebrate. Episode Song is "Set it Off" by Peaches. We enjoy listening to this little gem while enjoying a few post NiN in a gay bar in the French Quarter. We miss you NOLA! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!