Patty & Acid host Stalking Spurs, 40ish minutes of football-adjacent frivolity #COYS
Patty & Acid host Stalking Spurs, 40ish minutes of football-adjacent frivolity #COYS
To close out the season, Patty & Acid recommend candidates for our next starting-11 based on players’ astrological sign’s luckiest days. We also stalk Richy’s stunning new SOAP (Significant Others and Partners) and the Lloris family living it up in Los Angeles.
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BB of the Week
BB Valentino at Papa Cuti's Birthday
Dier's "first born's" birthday
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Patty & Acid track down the pub from which Ben Davies posted a rare selfie with the boys. Then ask a vital question about Ben and Sonny’s friendship - who’s the Black Cat and who’s the Golden Retriever? Next on the stalking docket: where in Hollywood is Marine Lloris?
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Big Day for Papa Hugo and Giu-Giu
Cuti and Valen's Ice Cream Moment
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Patty & Acid read into Spurs players’ star signs and what they mean for team harmony and recruitment. Also on the analysis agenda: what they’re currently binge watching, what time they arrive for training, and what their lock screens are.
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Delesonnys' Tottenham Astrology Thread
Charlie Parrish's lock screen investigation
Spurs Official asks - what are you watching?
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Patty & Acid discuss Richarlison’s resurgence, the pru-pru-prugress we’ve made, and the spotlight seizing mascot Ralph. In First Off Football, we talk about the wild draw at the Dekihad and our phenomenal run of wins. Plus: a BB of the Week of the Year is named!
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Richy's revenge and our relief
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The Diers with their BBs and BB on the way
Estela and BB Royale's photo shoot
BB Lo Celso's 1st birthday and Papa Gio's greeting
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Patty & Acid report on the biggest questions in football - what body wash and eau de parfum does Sonny favour? And how much does smelling like a birthday cake let you get away with among Premier League referees? Plus: a fur-baby packed BB of the Week!
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Sonny flirting with the referee and the opposing team doctor
Mr Eccleshare says enjoy the moment
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Feels good to get back to fangirling mode! Patty & Acid discuss the best questions to come out of the Fan Forum, plunge into a Van de Ven rabbit hole and name an all new, record breaking BB of the Week. In First Off Football: we cover our feel-good run of games.
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The best questions at Fan Forum from Jomac and Owen
The Van de Ven Rabbit Hole
Luka is his enabler best friend
Maddison on Saka doing his celebration and winning over Ian Wright
BB of the Week
Bentancur and BB at the Stadium
Our oldest ever BB of the Week
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The Ange Era is here and with it, is Sonny’s Captain Era, which we hope will be his Red Era (obviously a reference to Taylor Swift and not that other team). Patty & Acid discuss all the good vibes we’re getting from our new boys, new leaders, and all new BBs.
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"Introduce yourself first, mate"
Sonny's super confident interview
BBs of the week
One of our own is striking out on his own. Patty and Acid are joined by Toby and Suren to recap the facts, process our feelings, and discuss what we expect from our first Post-Kane season.
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Harry's selfie video breaking up with us
Ange on the space for others to step into and how Kane told the team
Well, that’s that. Patty & Acid thank Lucas for the miracles, gloss over the season, and look forward to the upcoming friendlies on our home turf of Singapore. As we close the chapter on 2022-23, we reveal who lifts the prestigious Spurs BB of the Season trophy.
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They made the fans proud: Nuno, Lamela and Gil, even Jose
Lucas Players' Tribune and final interview
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Bentancur and Moura's kids under Tito Sonny’s spell
Despite everything, we’re still 5th. Patty & Acid look to Dungeons & Dragons to get through this tough time and talk about just wanting the good vibes back. Plus: we break the news of a super secret Spurs wedding and get arts-and-craftsy with Richarlison.
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Jack Pitt-Brooke on Stellini and Mason
Alasdair Gold on Mason fuming at Stellini
The manager search - How about Poch or Poch?
Sonny and Harry do the fork challenge
Harry and BennyBoo make fried rice
Richarlison our cute little ally and arts and crafts pigeon
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Ryan and Rachel Mason's new BB
Bentancur and Melany on holz with their BB
Patty & Acid react to the hilarious player comments about Sonny’s new underwear ads and lead the love parade for former intern Oliver Skipp’s glow up. Plus: revel in pettiness, as we discuss all the ways Spurs might end the season above Arsenal. It could happen!
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COYS reddit mysteries of the universe
Sonny's campaign photos and video
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Cuti Romero's cutest ever slide tackle
Jace Alderweireld finally gets the spotlight
Charlie Morgan SEIZES the spotlight
Baby Richy's confusing sponcon
Baby Harry, unexpectedly chubs
Patty & Acid talk about Bale’s retirement from club and international football, Hugo’s retirement from Equipe de France (and the thing we all know this foreshadows), as well as Lucas’s looming departure from Spurs.
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Bale tributes from Spurs Official, Sonny, BennyBoo, Steve the Kit Man
Lucas tributes from The Spurs Web, ConteSZN, Lee McQueen
Hugo’s retirement announcement from Equipe de France and a reel from Marine Lloris
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Ivy Kane's birthday and the Kane family Christmas
Tito Richarlison and a mystery baby
A Jaden-centric Christmas with the Alderweirelds
The Very Approachable Vertonghens, even in their Christmas best
The Lloris Family Album - Christmas, New Year and the World Cup
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Patty & Acid appraise national team photos and ask the hard questions like which team is rocking their M&S outfits harder? Do the teams travel in suits or do they change on the plane? Also, we toast Dier on his engagement and Kane on his very random award.
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And wins our hearts with his dance moves!
World Cup of Team Pics
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And all theSOAPS perfection from Marine Lloris
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Patty & Acid check in on the England center back we can’t live without, Eric Dier. Who is he dating? Does he keep in touch with Dembele? We have the answers speculation. Also, we assess Harry Kane’s new TikTok presence and launch the Ben Davies Baby Watch 2022.
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First off football
Charlie Eccleshare on Perisic and Sonny
Harry's tribute and he gets emosh
Harry joins TikTok
Eric Dier life update
Feeling the love from the fans
Getting support from an old friend
Sonny Hat Trick Aftermath
Hoybs literally picks him up too
I mean know he's likeable but wow
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Patty & Acid bestow the The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award to Richarlison and round up tributes to the OG Lizzie, Queen Elizabeth II, from the club, the players, and the WAGs. Plus: play Pony by Ginuwine (or not) because we gotta talk about Sonny’s thirst trap pics.
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The Conte Supremacy
The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award
(BTW - Check out this juicy VFTL)
Goes on to win Player of the Match
And gets love from his club papa!!
Richarlison, this is what dreams are made of
Sonny’s thirst trap pics
Prepare yourself to see him in a different light
So much braso and bulge and butt cleavage
Tributes to the Queen
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Kate Kane conceals her kids' faces throughout a 2 minute video
Happy Birthday Ayla Alderweireld
Kieran Trippier's curly cuties
Charlie and Alex Morgan make history
Patty & Acid discuss the Culture of Conte - the sense behind doing what it takes to win and the sensibility of evolving our core values. Then your favorite Tottenham Titas take on TikTok before kicking off this season’s BB of the Week (TBH the pod’s immutable core value).
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Titas on TikTok
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In our season finale, Patty & Acid crown the official Stalking Spurs BB of the Season and wrap up the absolutely bonkers year that was. Also: we check in on South Korea’s love for their Golden Boy, Dier and Doherty’s fandom of F1 and BennyBoo’s engagement to Emily.
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The Golden Boot
The Congrats: Dele, BennyBoo, PEH, Gollini, Harry
The Interviews: BBC, Sports Illustrated, The Spurs Express, SkySports
The South Korean coverage: commentating, homecoming, receiving the Cheongnyeong Medal - which is a HUGE deal
Journey to Top 4
Posts from Ledley, Jamie, Conte, BennyBoo
Season Break Check-in
Red Bull racing welcomes Eric and Matt
Benny Boo and Emily Caplan get hitched
BB of the Season
Jan’s squad and happy campers
Eriksen’s kids
Tito Sonny with his niblings and more, if you can take it
Tito Sonny with no neck Salvi Sanchez and Miguel and Pedro Moura
PEH with his viking kids
The Kane kids, unmasked
Hugo and Guilianna
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Patty & Acid demand justice for Doherty for the double hate crimes of that terrible tackle on the pitch and a tragic haircut from his youth. Also: we talk about celebrity fans, our old and new Danish Boos, and why @SpursOfficial might want to look into an Only Fans account.
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About Eriksen - our classy fans, our sweet boys, and Harry speaks for all of us
Harry's vendetta against Leicester
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Patty and Acid break down two videos: a Q&A with our Welsh cuties Ben Davies and Joe Rodon and a vlog from our Spanish sweetie Marta Diaz (herself the sweetheart of Sergio Reguilon). Plus: a round-up of the precious social media posts inspired by our recent wins.
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Precious Moments FC
The other Spurs, the other Beautiful Game
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Patty & Acid break down the Wheels and Doors video to glean insights about Harry’s leadership style. We also celebrate our record breaking duo, say one last goodbye to Dele, and explain why we may pivot to writing Spurs slash fiction.
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Sonny falling into the laps of Gollini, Royal, and Cuti
Spurs with the 3 best games of the season
Opta Joe Official: Record breakers
The hugs from Reggy, Sonny, Harry, and Dier
Hugo brings Dele to say goodbye
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