Hola peckerheads! Join the fellas for another life affirming podcast.  Jason is wearing sunglasses in case he gets aids.  Chris tries to trick a guy into touching his peter in a Target bathroom.  Have you ever used grounded toenails as salt and pepper?  Is Rick Flair or Uncle Joey the next person off Jason's death list to die?  Are you afraid to go into the city of Cincinnati after the Russian fella got jumped?  How many butts do you have to sniff in order to be known as a serial butt sniffer?  Why are liberal idiots mad at Sidney Sweeney about a jean commercial?  We get to the bottom of these questions and all the other questions that have ever been asked.  Join in or we will paint your cat!

Hey there peckerheads!  The fellas are here once again to bless your day with fulfillment that only they can provide.   Chris can't figure out how dishwashers work.  Jason puts on the tin foil hat and breaks down the Jeffery Epstein saga.  Chris gives Ozzy his props.  Jason is too badass for kidney stones.  How much does poop covered panties go for?  Who is Cowboy Cody and why is he throwing raccoons at people?  Are the Bengals screwed without their defensive ends?  When did Oreo's start screwing all of us over?  Can a Brazilian Butt Lift result in permanent stank ass due to rotting fat? We answer all those questions and basically fix everything wrong with the world.  Join in or I'll hire a creep to finger your loose aunt! This episode sponsored by Rocket Stick Injected Pre-Roll - Watermelon Gummy Bears - THC: 40.77%

Hello peckerheads!  Chris and Jason are here to solve all the world's issues for the 245th time in a row.  Jason tells you why to avoid Marathon gas.  Chris wonders if we're all incest babies.  How much time does Diddy do?  How packed is his freak schedule when he gets out?  Is the Punisher being requested by every cuck in the world?  Does anyone know what is going to actually happen after this Big Beautiful Bill or is everyone just talking out of their ass?  Why didn't butteater eat butt?  Who is Angry Jeff and why is he an awful person?  Is Chris officially looking elderly?  Jason tries to convince Chris to be a dirty commie and vote to cap wages at 200 million a year.  We talk about other stuff too but it's hot as hell in this garage so I'm going to quit typing.  Just listen or we will talk dirty to your gerbil.  

Hello peckerheads!  There's a heatwave in Cincinnati and there's no air condition in the studio but the fellas risked their lives to record another masterpiece of artistic nothingness.  Would you buy redbull for your kids?  How big of a loser is the dork that got mad when Jamarr Chase wouldn't sign an autograph for him?  We enjoyed the NBA finals but did anyone else?  Would you bang a dying man's wife by his request but with the knowledge that it's going to make the nearly dead fella super sad?   Are the Reds about to have the best starting 5 in baseball in the next year?  Do you like a president that says the f word?  Who is leaving ducks for Chris?  Does Obama have aids?  Well, we didn't talk about the last one but join us for the rest of it!

Hello tubby turds!  Join the guys this week for the most important podcast since the last podcast that they did.  Chris tells us why he hates California this week while Jason defends Pablo at Home Depot but both agree that if you're waiving a Mexican flag above burning cars then you should get you deported.   Should the Bengals have waived Germaine Pratt?  Why did Chris leave a "date" right after getting squirted on?  Jason watches a tweaker attack a couple of hippies at a park by UC.  Chris gets yelled at by a girl with special needs, meanwhile Jason is a hero for supporting them.  Elon and Trump don't like each other, Kash Patel stays in his lane instead of doing his job, andTrey Hendrickson isn't voluntarily working out for the Bengals.  The guys get to the bottom of all of this and end world hunger in the process.  There is nothing these losers can't figure out.  Join!

Hello python peckers!  It's that time of the whatever and the fellas are here to deliver another marvelous masterpiece of a podcast that will save humanity.  Did Jason steal 71 billions dollars?  How did a drive by cuck fall in love with someone as old and ugly as Chris?  Will shooting people start improving fast food quality?  Who is the Punisher and why was Diddy so gross?  Did you know the leader of a monkey torture ring was from Cincinnati?  How do you kill your raccoons?  We get to the bottom of all that non-sense and probably talk about poop too much.  Join us or I'll steal your catalytic converter and not even buy meth......what a waste!

Welcome fart connoisseurs!  The team is united once again as it turns out that Chris really didn't die.  Jason wanted a black pope.  Chris turns down taking a dude's wife out for a weekend of romance.  When did Justin Jefferson start dressing like a Persian prince?  Is Chris not manly because he wouldn't go on a 4 hour round trip to bang some dude's ugly wife?  Are the Bengals messing up the offseason once again with the Tre Hendrickson drama?  Would you rather a girl have one boob or 3 boobs?  Chris is mad at Take 5 oil change for not filling his transmission fluid.  Jason gets tricked by a special needs AI creation.  You better listen or I'll force you to eat gum off the bottom of a cafeteria table.    

Hello turd warriors!  Chris was murdered by an angry cuck so Ryan Acres joins the show as a temporary replacement.  We talk about the possibility of actually pulling off a ZZ Bottom.  Ryan also tells us about 2 new sex positions called the Kings Crown and Davey's Havoc.   We know Chris was old enough to own slaves but did he only owned a few just so other white's wouldn't make fun of him?  Did Chris invent butt eating back in the 1800s?   Will immigrants take the 1000 dollars Trump is offering to go back home?  Is it gay to prefer male porn stars that are attractive?  We were all over the place so just listen and find out or I'll make fun of your wonky eye.  

Howdy Doody Peckerheads!  Join the fellas for another outstanding episode of the number one podcast that's recorded on Jason's street.  Maybe.  I'm not quite sure.  Didn't ask around.  Anyhow....This week we find out what dogs are really doing when they scratch their butts on the floor.  Jason and Chris both choose themselves for a$$hole of the week.  Should anyone buying more than 4 items at a gas station be given the death penalty?  Has RFK's brain worms finally won the battle?  Did the Bengals mess up another draft?  Should Shedeur Sanders been drafted earlier or did his ego hurt him?  Will Hairy Guy get forced to lick a butthole?  Jason tells us how good it feels to go MAGA for 15 minutes at a time.  Chris turns down a cuck after seeing the hotwife was not so hot.  Join us and find out more crap you didn't really want to know!  

Hey there jolly peckerheads!  Jason has been doing charity work for rich people in Honduras but now we're back and ready to solve all the world's issues.  Did JD kill the Pope?  Would you rather hang out with a guy that bangs dogs, a guy who bangs chickens till their dead, or a guy who puts declawed gerbils up their butts?  Would you rather the string around the gerbil be on it's tail or wrapped around its hind legs?  We're worried about safety here at Shut Up Cincinnati.  Did Haley Joel Osment go full Mel Gibson?  Does Chris prefer being the bull for a hotwife or a cuck situation?  Is the police chief that poops on the floor a hero or an a$$hole?  All these questions are answered and Chris pulls out a really gross nose hair about 10 minutes in.  Join us or we tell your friends that you're balding.  

Welcome to the 2025 Celebrity Death Pool episode!  Which celebrity will kick the bucket this year and how many points will it give some peckerhead in their death pool?  Which professional wrestler's heart will explode from the gallons of steroids and booze over the years?  Will someone take out a politician and cause a civil war this year?  Why would anyone pick Dick Van Dyke and get 1 point?  Does aids even kill people anymore?  Who is going to beat Joy Behar to death?  Will a rapper get shot?  Will Diddy off himself?  Can we pick celebrity dogs?  Will Casey Anthony just die already?  Come get dark with us!  

Hello peckerheads!  It's been a long couple of weeks but the guys are back to tell you it's your fault that they haven't recorded but would still like you to join them for another brilliant conversation between buffoons.  Chris makes a porn unbeknownst to him and now feels like the victim of sexual assault.  Jason appreciates the cool guy driving through the nazi rally.  Speaking of which, can you still be a scary nazi if you need a comfort dog?  Has Chris banged woman of special needs?  Did Jason start a Dominican war in the barber shop?  Why is Ohio making a bad marijuana policy even worse?  Does Ariana Grande have all the aids?  We get to the bottom of everything important and answer all of the world's mysteries.  Join us or we will leave a dead squirrel in your mailbox.  

What it be, peckerheads!  The guys are back for a discussion that may change the world or at least waste an hour of your time.  Who is going to be the first person to try out the Log Flume in Gaza?  Is anyone outside of Kansas City rooting for the Chiefs?  Would you be willing to hang out in a doctors office with a hard on for 2 hours just to get the perfect boner pill?  Jayden Smith is a weirdo.  Movie theaters hate letting you keep your money.  Is it racist to assume the purpose of a memorial based on the neighborhood you see it in?  Is Beyonce the greatest country singer of all time?  We let you know all the answers and make up the answers we don't know!  Join in!

Good afternoon peckerheads!  The guys are back and it hasn't been 2 weeks!  Is Elon Musk the biggest douche in the country?  Did he actually invent anything?  Why did the old president and the new president pardon people that should stay in prison and why do they both suck?  Chris tells us about a time that he went pig hunting.  Jason may or may not have left a cripple without a ride.  Chris falls on ice and a woman laughs at him.  Jason tells us about an old neighbor that would keep slow orphan kids in their basement for money.  The guys give more bad football predictions that can help you lose money.  Come one, come all, join the fun!

Hello turd nuggets!  The fat bastard and old dipshit are back to warm your hearts and minds with a great conversation about nothing important.  Chris is angry at the homeless after they turned down his old coat with a broken zipper.  Jason becomes an expert on the history of DMX.  Chris finds out if there is such a thing as a bad bj.  Jason lashes out at strangers over things normal people would just move on from.  Is it alright to smack your kid for wanting a pineapple?  What former player would you want to coach your favorite team?  The guys argue over Zac Taylor and give their picks against the spread for this weekends games.   Listen or die or whatever Diddy said.  

Happy 2025 Dorks!  We welcome in the New Year by having a great conversation that accomplishes nothing and yet saves the world at the same time.  Why are ladies calling Chris "Daddy Long Crack" on the streets?  Who won 2024's Celebrity Death Pool?  Are foreigners smarter than Americans or are corporations just greedy bastards?  Jason has a dream that he was being attacked Kendrick Lamar's non existing gang and was afraid when only the gays showed up to help him.  Chris tells us he isn't going to brag about winning the fantasy football belt but then brags and talks smack the rest of the show for everyone underestimating him.  Is Taylor really dating Dennis Rodman and actually working for North Korea?  Is THE MAN putting up more traffic signs in the hood just to harass people?  We get down to the bottom of all these questions like your fat uncle tries to get to the bottom of his belly button after Christmas dinner.  Join in!

What it be, Mussolini!  Join the fellas for a jam packed conversation about stuff!  You know you love stuff!  Jason throws his support behind a murderer.  Chris is angry about the cost of wank off toys.  Creepy Kev is getting a law in his honor.  In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that methheads burnt the bridge and not the homeless.  Luigi wasn't the only hot hit person arrested recently.  Also, does Joe Burrow like boobs?  Did Jason transport crack-cocaine across state lines?  Can Asian's get sunburnt?  Would the healthcare industry change if there was an outbreak of assassinations to CEO's?  Is butt play gay if you're alone?  We answer all these questions and look damn good in the process.   Listen or I'll give your nephew a wicked Indian burn.  

Hello Goose Peckers!  The fellas find time to get together and record another episode of life saving advice and pure garbage.  Chris finds out that Conor Mcgregor is a sexual predator.  Uber gave Jason and every other driver another unannounced pay cut.  Chris finds a new partner but she isn't into his normal butt play.  The guys find themselves driving around Cincinnati and eyeing down the homeless to figure out who the dirty bridge burner was.   Why don't they sell diet soda in the hood?   Who will win the Superbowl?  Why do people care when a flag is planted on a football field?  If you get bit by a bum do you turn into one like a vampire or zombie?  We get to the bottom of everything and if you don't listen you'll probably get molested by a warthog on Christmas Day.  

Hey there pink eye enthusiasts!  The old man and the fat man are back for another blabber fest that eventually solves all the world's problems.  Jason offers to help Donald Trump by developing a new border policy where everyone wins....well almost everyone.   Chris almost dies but just pees his pants instead.  Jason is looking to gather a posse and seek justice on whoever started the fire that ruined an important bridge.  We discuss why Dayton, Ohio is a pile of crap.  Jason gets made fun of by a bartender.  Both guys have a hero of the week, one which is making the world a better place with spray paint and the other with cocaine.  We talk about some other stuff too but I kind of have to doo doo so enjoy your day!  Listen or I'll teach your little sister how to dance!

Well its been a week!  Join the guys as the figure out where we go from here.  Should the Bengals fire Zac Taylor?  Is it mom's fault that women can't win the presidency?  Should all the Theys and Gays join together and storm the capital?  Why did the Dems lose everything?  Do people actually believe Trump is going to fix the economy?  Will Chris the Bull take out his newest prospective hot wife on an actual date?  Lets unite together under the Shut Up Cincinnati banner and figure this mess out!  My wife told me that she heard everything while we were recording and it was the most offensive podcast she's heard out of us yet.  Find out if she's right.