This week is all about CARS and we have a lot of questions. Can you actually put a jacuzzi in the back of a Cadillac? What's a chassis? And if you were a car, what kind of car would you be? Oh yeah, does anyone know how to clean leather pants? If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN' TWAIN. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

We're covering a much darker topic than usual today and send out our support and love to anyone who finds themselves in an abusive situation. If you are being hurt by your partner please consider reaching out to your local crisis centre, your doctor, your friends or at https://www.thehotline.org/. You are not stuck. You are tough.

This week we're discussing getting older, publicly serenading your partner and flirting wih the camera. BONUS: Mary FINALLY reveals her foolproof hickey removal technique. You DON'T wanna miss it. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN' TWAIN. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

Today, Mary's shooting the shit with Toronto-based actor and comedian, Maarika Pinkney! Maarika grew up Timmins adjacent and she's coming in HOT with the inside scoop on the (now defunct) Shania Twain Centre. You're not gonna wanna miss this juice. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN' TWAIN. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

This week we're talking about settling down once you've found your someday, finding hobbies, and how good it feels to delete Tinder. Also, do you have any idea what's going on in art galleries? Us neither. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN' TWAIN. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

In this episode Chloe is not convinced that eternal love is all that great (unless it's with a dog), Mary answers a lot of would-you-rathers, and we read a bunch of very sad YouTube comments about dead spouses! fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

The inaugural episode of Shania Adjacent is here! Mary's interviewing Shania Superfan, Derek Haley. He's seen Shania in concert 4 times and has a DEEP and CLOSE connection to a member of the Twain family. If you wanna hear Mary get out-Shania'd, give this one a listen. If you have a Shania story to share, please reach out! I want to hear about literally any connection to her. If you think it's too small, I promise you it isn't. Shoot me an email or a DM and let's get TALKIN'. fb/ig/tw - @shaniasaturdays shaniasaturdays@gmail.com

Today we're discussing the title track off of the BEST SELLING ALBUM BY A FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME. Have heard this fact before? Has Mary mentioned it? OF ALL TIME. Anyway, we're also talking about track suits, families who vlog and cheap flights to Japan. Very ready to get away somewhere, take a trip. If anyone has a couch in Japan we could crash on, please get in touch.

OH HI, WE JUST SAW SHANIA LIVE AND WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO SAY. Here's our unorganized, slightly manic review of the Shania NOW tour IMMEDIATELY after watching it. We're swingin'.

More classic Shania positivity. This episode brings up some childhood memories. Some more interesting than others. Also, would we look cute with beards?

After five years out of the spotlight, Shania returned to the public eye to be interviewed by our lord and saviour, Oprah Winfrey. They talk about her childhood, the breakdown of her marriage and her possible return to music. Mary and Chloe talk about living forever and Oprah's ascension to God status.

Delving into Mary's love life and giving thanks to our first sponsor! Do you know what "gol darn gone and done it" means? Chloe does. She looked it up. Also, should we get Shania wigs?

Shania's saddest song and rude pet names. Please stop naming your dogs Chloe and for the love of god, don't name your hamster Mary.

To be completely honest with you, this episode is almost entirely about astrology. What's your sign? (Shania's a Virgo)

Shania's take on capitalism. There's a lot of symbolism in this video and we don't understand any of it. Also, Chloe tries to blame two innocent dogs for this time she fell off her bike. Ka-Ching!

SHANIA'S BIGGEST BANGER and we're finally covering it. From kids on crack to dumpster babies, this song has it all.

We're talking ranch life, double denim and Coachella. Any man of mine better disagree when I say this huge pink hoodie's too big on me.

Mary and Chloe go a little off the rails in this one. We're talking about flying pigs, Shania's least successful music video and Sanitary Taiwan.

In the age of social media, the idea of keeping some things to yourself is quaint as hell. Also, when's the harmonica coming back? Any takers?

Exactly how do you get Lyme disease and why doesn't Mary have it yet? One of Shania's newest tracks proves that she's still swingin'.