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In this episode, Evan dives into the weird mental gymnastics of performing for tight crowds (“I’m gonna loosen you up inside”), the unhinged brilliance of Liam Neeson’s movie contract (“Taken with Wolves”), and the underground economy of Austin’s copper-hunting homeless vampires. From battling zombie hordes under the freeway to confessing his love for Lime scooters, it’s a ride through downtown chaos, comedy grind talk, and a surprising moment of sincerity about ego, jealousy, and finding joy in other people’s wins.

It’s funny, chaotic, oddly motivating — and 100% Austin.

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Welcome back to Seven Minutes in Evan — the comedy podcast that’s definitely not seven minutes long. In this episode, I go from puns and Harry Potter fall vibes to the weird realities of the internet, free speech, and why short-form content is basically the junk food of our brains. We talk Life Below Zero and the peace that comes from doing something with a clear start and finish… like building a patio slab or watching Alaskans hang fish all day.Somewhere in there, I talk about being a new dad, the NICU, and how your capacity for love (and fear) changes once you’ve got a kid. Then I spiral into a rant about comedians flying to Saudi Arabia, jiu jitsu guys comparing themselves to sea creatures, and a Krav Maga class that taught me how to beat up imaginary pigeon feeders. 🎭 Live shows every Friday 6PM at East Austin Comedy Club📍Follow me on Instagram: @iamevanlopez

Comedian Evan Lopez drags podcast producer Diego Gonzales back to the mic for some good ol fashion good will hunting for brainrot. They debate whether “partner” makes you sound progressive, pretentious or both—and why Gen-Alpha slang keeps changing the rules; swap childhood wrestling memories—jorts, stunners, the Royal Rumble pop—and ponder CM Punk’s eternal straight-edge gimmick; but all leading to the big question. Does Wendy Williams have soul?.. Half.

New episode where we talk about the new Dire wolves and why man always tries to find a way to get rid of himself.

You can't be too ambitious in life when it comes to hot dogs and Costco-size queens of a hotdog. You can't be a young guy saying old man quotes. You can't be a shelter not disclosing that you got a second-generation street dog on your hands. Thanks for listening! Subscribe to hear more of this ridiculousness

In this episode, he breaks down what “baby brain” really feels like, how mushroom supplements are helping him stay sharp (not that kind), and why watching Taken hits differently now. He takes a detour into the Snow White remake controversy and questions why fantasy fiction still gets a bad rap.

From defending magic and sci-fi to recounting his first-ever audience walkout—an Irish woman who didn’t appreciate being called “grandma”—Evan keeps it real. He shares how becoming a parent has forced more focus, less fluff, and made him double down on chasing his goals without the guilt.

There’s also a Q&A from listeners, thoughts on building better reading habits, and real advice for comics thinking about moving to Austin in 2025. Spoiler: it's not all green lights.

Hit play, send in your questions, and catch Evan live on stage every Friday at East Austin Comedy Club and monthly at Comedy & Caviar at the Fairmont.

Evan Lopez is back after a life-changing hiatus! I'm sorry baby birds but I'm back with the milk. In this episode, he dives into the raw and real experiences of becoming a dad—from the intensity of childbirth to navigating a newborn health scare in the NICU. He also reflects on losing a major client right before the baby’s arrival, adapting his career for fatherhood and more!

Step into "Seven Minutes in Evan," a podcast where host Evan Lopez dives into life's tempo and the pivotal moments of pop culture. Each episode starts with a candid discussion on the relentless march of time, exploring the contrast between life's swift pace and the timeless spirit of our inner child. It's a reminder to chase our dreams before time slips away.

Evan then pivots to the world of hip hop, breaking down the ongoing saga between Drake and Kendrick Lamar while reminiscing about the era of Tupac and the birth of rap battles. The conversation delves into the evolution of rap disputes, marking the transition into a new era where lines between art and personal life blur.

The show rounds off with an exploration of liberty, kinship, and the joy of supporting each other's happiness. Evan tips his hat to Texas for its spirit of freedom, reflects on Tom Brady's Netflix roast, and discusses the intricate layers behind Kevin Hart's success beyond his comedic persona.

Tune into "Seven Minutes in Evan" for your quick fix of deep dives into music, culture, and personal growth, all peppered with Evan's unique comedic flair. Perfect for your daily commute or while enjoying a coffee break.

Join Evan Lopez, a comedian based in Austin, Texas, as he plunges into the depths of notoriety and fame of O.J Simpson in his comedy podcast, "Seven Minutes in Evan." In this enthralling episode, Evan delves into the enigmatic world of O.J. Simpson—a man who sprinted from American hero to the heart of scandal. Engage with a narrative rich in complexity as Evan explores the dichotomy of reverence and ridicule that defines public personas, intertwining humor with the stark realities of celebrity. Experience a thought-provoking journey from O.J.'s illustrious past to the notorious trial that shook the nation, and confront the bizarre reality of watching a once-celebrated icon become the fodder for grim comedy. Evan doesn't shy away from the hard-hitting questions, invoking parallels with stars like Garth Brooks, whose missteps under the digital microscope showcase the relentless nature of modern fame. But it's not all celebrity talk. Evan gets personal, sharing his raw encounters with the chaos of offstage life. Listen as he recounts a night of stand-up turned stand-off with a heckler, a confrontation that becomes a masterclass in navigating public scrutiny and personal boundaries. This episode isn't just about surviving the limelight; it's a guide to finding serenity amidst life's noise. So, if you're looking for comedy with substance or insights sprinkled with laughter, tune in to "Seven Minutes in Evan" for a dose of reality served with a side of humor.

Dive into the heart of hip-hop's artistry with 'Seven Minutes in Evan,' a comedy podcast that's not just about laughs—it's a cultural deep-dive hosted by Evan Lopez, the quick-witted comedian from Austin, Texas. Each episode serves up a generous helping of Evan's signature humor, blended with razor-sharp insight into the beats and rhymes that shape our world.

Starting with a playful exploration of rapper names and the ever-present 'Lil'' prefix, Evan delves into how hip-hop artists craft complex street sagas into poetic expressions, revealing the layers of sophisticated wordplay behind the music. It's a humorous yet profound look at linguistic creativity that'll have you appreciating hip-hop in a whole new way.

Relive the intense rivalries and verbal prowess of 90s hip-hop icons like Eminem, as 'Seven Minutes in Evan' transports you back to the era of epic rap battles. Then, pivot to the present where Evan examines the simplicity trend in today's music scene, ponders the 'TikTok effect,' and reflects on how storytelling in film and social media is evolving, or perhaps regressing.

But it's not all beats and bars. Evan brings the conversation home to Texas, blending local color with universal truths in a segment showcasing the intersection of neighborhood dynamics and wildlife escapades. Plus, get the exclusive on Evan's latest comedy gigs where his fresh material and live-show charisma shine.

Tune in to 'Seven Minutes in Evan' for your fix of cultural commentary, belly laughs, and the kind of real talk that turns podcast listeners into die-hard fans. This is storytelling with a beat, humor with a purpose, and entertainment that's as thought-provoking as it is amusing. Don't just listen to a podcast—experience an auditory adventure that stays with you long after the seven minutes are up.

Tune in to "Seven Minutes in Evan," the comedy podcast where humor and cultural commentary collide. Hosted by Austin's very own Evan Lopez, this show offers a comedic deep dive into trending topics, nostalgic trips, and candid life lessons from the world of stand-up.

In our latest episodes, we kick things off with an unexpected nod to basketball legend Allen Iverson, thanks to a surprising artificial intelligence twist. It's the perfect icebreaker leading into a thought-provoking discussion on the evolution of cancel culture. We delve into the complexities of retroactive judgment and debate whether controversy is the new currency in comedy.

Then, let's rewind to the 90s, a decade we reexamine through its less-flattering paparazzi snapshots and the beloved slappy hands toys. It's a bittersweet journey that begs the question – why does nostalgia hold such power over us?

As the laughter subsides, we take a reflective turn to discuss the quiet aftermath of South by Southwest at East Austin Comedy Club. It's a moment of hope and resilience that mirrors Evan's own path through the heart of Austin's vibrant comedy circuit. From stand-up stages to the suburban solace of gardening and whimsical daydreams of pop culture statues, "Seven Minutes in Evan" embraces the full spectrum of a comedian's life.

Each episode balances introspective monologues with guest-filled adventures, ensuring a variety of voices and viewpoints. Most importantly, we celebrate you, our listeners, for joining us on this extraordinary journey.

Whether it's laughter or reflection, Evan's unique take on life guarantees you'll be hanging on every word until the next punchline. Don't miss a minute of this comedic exploration by subscribing to "Seven Minutes in Evan," where every episode is a tribute to the joy of comedy.

Ever wonder how to become a singer?... I'll teach you how to do it. We’ll talk about the wild world of Bitcoin and my own ups and downs in the investment game—it’s like trying to keep up with the wildest stripper in the club. Let's unravel the clean truth about comedians like Nate Bargatze. Let's discuss bowhunting and my recent fascination with it as I join the cult at Archery Country in Austin, Texas. I discuss the idea of just doing seven minute long podcast episodes. I also talk about almost diarrhea'ing at the world-famous Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas.. And more!

Unlock the secrets of artificial intelligence as we journey with Zach Wilcoxon of Pretect through the intricate web of AI's future, its effects on our lives, and the cosmic questions it raises. This episode promises not only to enlighten but also to challenge the way you perceive the integration of technology in everyday life. We grapple with the paradox of AI's boundless benefits and its potential for misuse, especially in the context of the fast-approaching elections and the unnerving reality of AI-generated misinformation. The discussion spans from the transformative impacts on industries, white-collar professions, and even the sanctity of entertainment to the ethical dilemmas we face as artistry and automation collide.

Step into the heart of modernity where tech meets human interaction, and where we candidly address the evolving dynamics of relationships amid the rise of AI. We share personal anecdotes that illustrate the undulating nature of partnerships and how mutual endurance forges strength over time. Additionally, we chuckle over the stark contrast between dating in the era of the Great Depression and now, in a world dominated by screens and swipes. Tackling societal concerns, we consider the implications of declining birth rates and the role AI might play in alleviating the strains of a shrinking workforce, even as it reshapes the job landscape.

Finally, prepare to be transported beyond the terrestrial boundaries as we contemplate the tantalizing prospect of alien life and the profound impact such a discovery could have on our understanding of existence. Discussions veer into the exhilarating realm of space exploration, drawing parallels with the audacious spirit of our ancestors while musing over the psychological effects of viewing Earth from afar. The episode culminates with speculative visions of an alien disclosure and the seismic shifts it would trigger, questioning our place in the grand tapestry of the universe. Join us for this episode that seamlessly blends the future, philosophy, and the distinctly human experience of grappling with the unknown.

Join us in this entertaining and enlightening episode where the multifaceted David Centofanti — comedian and former opera singer — schools us on the sophistication of Italian fine dining. David also shares his candid thoughts on the gritty reality of Sixth Street and reflects on receiving news updates from a girlfriend with IDF experience. Meanwhile, Detroit's resurgence is a hot topic, and David's attempt to convert Evan into a Detroit Lions supporter sparks a lively debate. We dive into a whimsical discussion on the idyllic universe of Jurassic Park and muse over a world where Eminem leads the charge in Jurassic World. The episode takes a turn towards the cinematic universe, questioning Marvel's impact on the film industry and exploring the contentious issue of open borders. Finally, we delve into a patriotic reflection on America's core identity. Tune in for this enjoyable rollercoaster of a conversation!

This week on "Seven Minutes in Evan," I'm excited to have Andre Ricks, the hilarious comedian and doorguy from the mothership, join me. We'll discuss how being on a cruise can feel akin to being stuck at a Golden Corral and why camping can be laughably futile, especially when trying to reason with a bear. Delving into the service industry, we'll share insights on the restaurant lifestyle, including the ups and downs of the job and useful lifehacks for servers to increase their earnings. We'll also explore our favorite colors and the personal reasons behind our choices. The topic of authority is on the table too—why we clash with it and how it shapes our lives. Plus, we ponder whether tough audiences are detrimental or beneficial to a comedian's growth. And we'll confront the stark reality faced by participants of "Naked and Afraid." Don't miss these intriguing conversations!

Welcome to this episode of Seven Minutes In Evan by Evan Lopez featuring this episode Comedian and New York Native Chad Dixon. In this episode we delve into the complexities of securing the Texas border and examine current government initiatives. We also ponder unconventional solutions to homelessness, debating the notion of a Highlander-style showdown for a hefty prize. We break down how scary Fentanyl is. the ongoing situation in Syria, and a lighthearted reflection on the undeniable importance of pizza in Chad's life. We explore the exorbitant prices of cable services, dissect the corny charm of late-night show-style interviews, and revel in the excitement of yard sale hustling. Join us in appreciating the glory of Antique Roadshow and sharing a laugh over the memorable moments on Pawn Stars, where people break down and deals unfold. Tune in for a diverse and engaging exploration of these topics and more!

In this episode of we talk about the texas freeze. Do penguins even wanna be in the arctic. What happens to Texans when it gets cold? Remember that old survival commercial from the 90s? Trump wins Iowa Caucus. Is RFK JR Gonna be a contender in the election? Jo Koy Bombs at the Golden Globes? Stay warm Texas and the rest of the world.. Stay sexy and I love you.

In this episode, join us as we dive into the world of pre-workout addiction, exploring the wild ride of taking the gym version of PCP. We also ponder the age-old question: Do pitbulls really like kids? And, of course, we discuss the unparalleled experience of indulging in Taco Bell while under the influence. From embracing a homeless mogul lifestyle to contemplating the highs and lows of social media, we cover it all. Plus, the latest buzz in the entertainment world, including Dave Chappelle's controversial new Netflix special and Katt Williams taking shots at Steve Harvey, Kevin Hart, Cedric the Entertainer, and more. Tune in for this emotional rollercoaster!

In this episode, we break down the holidays and dealing with doggy grief through the holidays and eating our grief with sugar and now having to detox. Doing more shows in December. What are goals for 2024?! Why did God send that bear to attack those children in the bible? Do I have any regrets this past year. Let's find out!