Sit tight and brace yourselves, because in this episode Trog leads us into a realm of true terror. See what the people of reddit have to say of their nightmare experiences, as well as some of our own. Also we talk more about Jimmy Neutron for some goddam reason. If we talk about show for one more episode please slap us. Music By Justin Wabs

You listeners have sinned, which is good! We are glad you have sinned, otherwise we wouldn’t have had anything to talk about this episode. We put out a call for people to send in things they wanted to confess to us, seeing as we’re such arbiters of morality. What nasty, sordid, and weird confessions do people have to share with us? All will be absolved, sorta. Music By Justin Wabs

Let’s get psychomalogical here; when you close your eyes, what color do you think this podcast is? Now think about your favorite breakfast cereal, what color is that? No not what color it actually is, what color do you think it is. This episode is all about looking into yourself. The mind and your id or whatever. You’re going to come out of this knowing so much more about yourself, like if you’d rather live with an italian man or an alien. Music By Justin Wabs

Oh my god guys, we just recorded the best podcast episode ever. This one is going to be genuinely so good cause of all the wonderful ideas that we have. Good video game ideas, good food safety ideas, and even good ideas on how to change the world. We will even go out and find the most amazing people in the woods. Music By Justin Wabs

What would you do for your fellow countrymen? Let’s say you were given funds for a grant of some sort; how would you make the world around you a better place? I think a sticky wet hand toy you can throw around would probably be a good start. Maybe make all pills taste bad and or good. Or have garlic be money, who cares! We discuss all of this and more. Music By Justin Wabs

We’re back home! Except for Baaulp cause he didn’t have to travel anywhere. Where did we go? I don’t know if we can tell you. It was a secret place, a marvelous city hidden away. A place powered by the most powerful technology and maybe also candy. No one ever got food poisoning there ever. But now that we’re back home, it’s a very real threat. So once again we must do our duty to inform you of the dine out dangers you may face. Also we went to PAX East, that was cool too. Music By Justin Wabs

With both Trog And Gir out sick, we decided to turn on the Canada signal and Scorpy came to the rescue. With his arrival came an exchange of knowledge. We taught him about Konami’s legal issues with an eccentric comic book artist. And he told us tales of awful but quirky branded chain restaurants. Get ready for a deep dive, cause we’re serving up an info dump with a large side of poargu pasta. Music By Justin Wabs

This episode was edited entirely in Rupert-wave. Rupert-wave is a audio editing software that my uncle made himself on his garage computer, and he gave it to me during a family barbecue last summer. It came on a series 8 cds and while I was going through the installation process, my pc coughed. In this episode we play ”manga or children’s book” and Wayne has us on a jury for Steam VAC bans, whatever that means. Music By Justin Wabs

Welcome to WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT, a new RTVS Columbo Podcast. Featuring Trog, Holly, and Mike. Today’s episode has us looking at the very first piece of televised Columbo media, the first of two pilot episodes that introduced the world to the lovable detective. Or, is he lovable? I don’t know. In this one he yells at a woman until she suffers a nervous breakdown. Oh well.

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This episode gets hot and steamy! In celebration of Valentine’s day, we recorded the raunchiest episode to date. An hour and forty minutes full of the sexiest, nastiest, and most heart pounding funny your ears can handle. Join us as we attempt to help the internet fix their romantic woes and get some satisfaction. Music By Justin Wabs

What does 2025 hold for us on the show? Rather than just waiting to see what happens, Trog decided to pay to get our fortunes. Some of us got better predictions than others. We also discuss the ethics of not having town criers anymore. And the job creation opportunities that come with them and having people run around telling us what lords said. Music By Justin Wabs

How often do you sneeze? Once a month? Week? Day? Hour? We were shocked to learn the answer to that question this episode. Listen and see how this could affect your quality of life. No, this is not some fetish thing ok. Also this being the december episode, we decided to get presents for each other but not really cause we’re cheap I guess. But it’s the thought that counts right? Music By Justin Wabs

At long last, the results of our election revealed. Find out who you, the listeners, chose to lead Where Do We Begin nation or -stan or whatever. We’re also joined by Scorpy and Erarg to talk about the recent Nosferatu Nite stream that took place on Halloween! Learn the secrets of how we pulled it off and origins of the Dark Butler. Music By Justin Wabs

In the spirit of the election year, RTVS too will have a debate so that our fans can see who best to lead them into the unknown of tomorrow! In this episode, Wayne, Mira, Trog, Log, and Mike will speak on the issues which most impact you. Mainly because they’re the emails that you guys sent in. Music By Justin Wabs

Last month, some of us traveled to Seattle for PAX West 2024. We had a fan meet up and everything! It was so much fun, we decided to record a bonus episode to talk about the sights and sounds and tastes of the convention and city. Sorry I didn’t get Pearl Jam for this episode. Maybe one day. Music By Justin Wabs

Do you believe in change? That those in power will hear us and our demands? Well it turns out a lot of children between the ages of 10 to 18 do, because they all go on change.org and have made all sorts of petitions for us to sign. We also read some of your hate mail. What do you all have against Baaulp huh? Music By Justin Wabs

How’s your life? Could it be a funnier life? What if you went to the comedy gym instead of a regular one? Maybe you could shoot stuff with the hose from your dish washing job to pass the time. Get a little silly with it how you do things. Wayne and Gir couldn’t make it so we got Scorpy to fill in instead, just in time to talk about Gameclam 5. Music By Justin Wabs

Warning! This episode contains an omega level grievance. You have been warned. Also, this is the episode where we don’t really listen to each other for some reason. We also weren’t very funny idk we didn’t try really hard sorry. But we do talk about tasting stuff with our balls so look forward to that. Music By Justin Wabs

This episode is a very scientific one, we muse on the nature of life and our place in the universe by looking at subreddits. Why would someone want 30 pumps of syrup in their coffee? Why did we make fun of Trog’s car last episode? Where do people get all these crazy video game ideas from? Also stop making us talk about soda, middle school, and clowns it’s your fault not ours. Music By Justin Wabs