Join Kevin, Doug, and Paul as they slog through Max Payne (2008), a forgettable and dreary adaptation of the popular video game. Starring Marky Mark — delivering a performance that’s anything but ph... ph... ph... ph... phat! — the film drowns in gray tones, slow motion, and zero emotion. The guys debate whether this cracks their top 3 worst movies covered, roast Marky Mark’s blank stares, and somehow end up reminiscing about Grounded for Life. Even as non-fans of the game, they can tell something went very wrong here. Tune in as the hosts take the Payne so you don’t have to.
Here it is, folks! It's the last theatrical release from Uwe Boll that we will be talking about on this podcast. Join Kevin, Doug and Paul as they tackle cliche after cliche in this 2-out-of-10 stinker of a film (listen to the episode to get that reference, that's not just the rating of this film).
The best there is, the best there was, and the best there evil will be? Maybe not this Hitman. Join Kevin, Doug, and Paul as they dodge bullets, katanas, and rubber ducks. There's only one question on all their minds; is this film a hit, man?
Do you like Resident Evil? Do you like Mad Max? If you do, then you'll be doubly disappointed. Join Kevin, Doug, Paul & special guest Ben from the 'Star or Not' podcast as they try to survive the 3rd installment of the Resident Evil film series.
Grab your BFG and raise your People's Eyebrow, we're doing the Doom. Join Kevin, Doug, and Paul as they debate whether or not this classic first person shooter turned film decent or terrible Predator/Alien rip-off.
He's a hip old monster, who can hip hop, bebop, dance til ya drop, and yo yo make a wicked cup of cocoa. He's Nemesis and he's in the spotlight for this weeks Reset & Rewind episode as we talk about Resident Evil : Apocalypse. Join Paul, Doug, Kevin, and special guest Ben as we talk about the second installment of the Resident Evil Movie series.
Reload, reload, reload... and join Doug, Paul, and Kevin as we talk about House of the Dead, one of the most beloved rail arcade shooters turned into a fun yet ambiguous movie. Is it a heist movie? Is it an action film? Or is it just soft core porn? No one really knows. This is the first in the Uwe Boll series, and if you thought this movie must be the worst of the Boll Saga, just wait there's plenty more to come.
