It's the polyamory podcast that doesn't know what's good for it. On this episode: the incredible Mx. Dahlia Belle returns to the pod to peak the microphones with pure chaos — first on "Ask the Amateurs," and then on a the inaugural edition of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot." But first! Faced with continued silence to the north, the 'cule sends a "Reed Alert" across the pond — but not before insulting every available English-speaking nation. Even better? They open up the mail bag for the first time ever to let all the ghosts out on the first-ever installment of "DM Sliders." Oh, and they may just be starting a rap beef with the most world's most beloved polyamory podcast. Things happen! 

Psst. Looking for a polyamory podcast? Meet us in the alley. On this episode: Laurel starts off with a "Bone to Pick" and it NEVER ENDS. Seriously, this is just us talking mad sh*t for an hour, with some really fun songs. There's two, count 'em TWO, "Poly Mindf*cks," as well. But it's all part and parcel of the great big Bone to End All Bones. Open wide!

Polyamory podcasts come and go — but this one does only the former. On this episode: Brett Chamberlin, founder of OPEN (Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy), agrees to guest on the pod, despite our strongly worded warnings of chaos muppetry. You might think it's the most practical "Practical Poly" of all time — until we start talking about the Orgy Dome. But first! Sober Nichole does her best Drunk Nichole for the edition of "Monogamy RUOK" that needs you to take its keys. A Stubert asks about enmeshment on "Ask the Amateurs," and the 'cule repeats the word until it becomes a mishmash of mush in the mouth. Enhmernshmentsh. Ernmishmerths. Onmashmiths!

The polyamory podcast that will totally accept your parasocial codependency. On this episode: PolyAmateur Hour legend Michelle Hy — a.k.a. @polyamorouswhileasian — returns to kick off our new segment, "Animal Magnetism," and to cry about bird throuples. She sticks around — go figure! — for a round of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple who would like to enjoy you, and pour into you, and to throw boats at you with their cannon arms. (You had to be there.) But first! The 'cule shares the first-ever audience-provided "Bone to Pick," and it's a nice thick Femur of Anger. 

It's the polyamory podcast that is now canonical Star Trek. On this episode: John effing Billingsley crashes/brings the party. Mr. Billingsley played Trek's only poly character, Dr. Phlox, on "Star Trek: Enterprise." He talks about that experience, and a million others, for "Practical Poly" — because he's PRACTICALLY poly? AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, the 'cule then explores the world of hockey smut (???) on "Monogamy RUOK?" Please help us with this one, Canada. 

It's the polyamory podcast with the Poly Green Giant mascot. On this episode: A double-header "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" starts a poly-news cage match between the Guardian and the New York Post. Everyone loses. The 'cule gives a twenty-one nut salute in our first-ever Stubert-aroused edition of "Spit Toasting." And a Nichole's friend puts Daniel and Laurel on the wedding waitlist on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Bonus: a basic bitch of a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and double-sided hit single with "Calendar in My Mind" and "Labor Dog." 

Stay polyamorous, podcasts. One this episode: The 'cule confronts a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that winks with both eyes. A Stubert has a couple goofy questions for a couple goofuses on "Asks the Amateurs." And Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with boys who wear therapy like a merit badge. 

It's the polyamory podcast that's actually about musical theater or Star Trek or... we don't even know any more. On this episode: Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about breaking up with a little help from your friends. Nichole shares an "Ask the Amateurs" about kitchen table poly — but sings an operetta for the cause of Communist Party poly. Daniel brings the vinyl for a '60s themed "Is This Poly?!" Then everyone goes to sleep early. 

This is not the poly podcast we wanted, but it's the poly podcast we deserve. On this episode: The 'cule opens a cultural coffin called Reddit for a self-answering edition of "Monogamy, RUOK?" The undeniable Annie Undone returns to the pod, demanding fealty to her mental calendar on "Ask the Amateurs." She sticks around, shockingly, for a extra-methy edition "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that has never washed those jeans. 

It's our 50th episode! It's our first ep recorded on location at Star Trek Las Vegas! It's the return of the great Wynde Priddy of The Greatest Generation! It has more music than we should have responsibly tried to make in one week! And it's a PODCAST about POLYAMORY — so that's two reasons why we're not wearing pants. On this episode: The 'cule tells the story of Dean, the Boomer Uberist who knows how to fix the houselessness crisis — and everything else — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Special Guest Wynde Priddy goes gooey for Odo on a Deep Space 9 edition of "Is Star Trek Poly?!" And canonical FOD Defested wows us with tales of Wisconsin, and his booming baritone, on "My Own Poly Idaho." Wow. That's a lot. 

It's a polyamory podcast in the same way that Galaxy Quest is a Star Trek movie. On this episode: Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with perimenopause, a.k.a. Perry Menopause — everyone's least favorite drag king. Alex Alberto, author of "Entwined," shows up to rep the French-Canadian polyamorous accent on "Practical Poly." And the 'cule discusses the drawbacks of hookup middle-management on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."

It's the polyamory podcast that can't remember your name, even though you said it two minutes ago. On this episode: The 'cule discusses polygamous soft drinks and Ne-Yo's relationship pyramid on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." A Stubert has a question for which all the answers are "therapy" on "Ask the Amateurs." And the Mayor of Polytown from Oregon's farmy side discusses the vital role of the Village Slut on "My Own Poly Idaho." Bonus: Daniel butchers the Finnish language on the latest "Reed Alert!"

It's the polyamory podcast that wears a funny hat. On this episode: The 'cule goes goes down the dark rabbit hole of American reality TV for "Monogamy, RUOK?" Rose Oser of the live poly dating game show "Poly Poly Oxen Free" reps the impractical side of "Practical Poly." The whole gang extends an "Invitation to Love" to an old-school Stubert. And this invitation reads... "SHOW. US. YOUR. GOOF."

It's the polyamory podcast that's weird at parties. On this episode: When Nichole has a "Bone to Pick," Daniel and Laurel chant, "Pick it harder!" The great Annie Undone is back for a special HPV-normalizing edition of "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule gets the klezmer shimmies for a couple of '90s jams on "Is This Poly?!" 

It's the polyamory podcast that's too 'cule for school. On this episode: Comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle (featured in Hannah Gadsby's "Gender Agenda" on Netflix) joins the PolyAmateurs for the final boss of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," to talk bidets, and to finally deliver on our promise of being "the funny poly podcast." But first, Nichole helps Daniel and Laurel get illegally engaged — while keeping their poly street cred! — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." They even slip in a quick "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," while they're at it. They can't help but slip it in. Heh heh heh. 

It's THAT polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule assesses an open marriage/multi-level marketing scheme on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Courtney Brame stops by to actually do some good around here on "Practical Poly." A Stubert wants to know what to do about a two-year work crush on "Ask the Amateurs." And we close it out with a "Reed Alert" announcement of our slutty residency at Star Trek Las Vegas.

Not your mom's polyamory podcast. But...maybe also your mom's polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule shares an oldie-but-scary in a "Story About Our Dogs" / "Crazy Sexy Poly" mashup. A Stubert needs come-down advice for a psychedelic NRE trip on "Ask the Amateurs." And an imaginary partner proves to be wonderfully real on a special pan-Europe edition of "My Own Poly Idaho." BONUS: A sexually charged Reddit roundup on "Poly Pyramid Scheme."

The polyamory podcast that needs a freakin' nap. On this episode: The 'cule will not bang them in a house, and will not bang them in a blouse on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." A Stubert asks how to disclose their sluttery when flirting in the wild on "Ask the Amateurs." A barber tells an epic not-really-poly poly story to a captive Daniel on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." 

It's the polyamory podcast that thinks it could really do standup, but should probably keep its day job. On this episode: A Stubert from New York accepts the Amateurs "Invitation to Love," and receives a dating profile makeover he cannot return for credit. A Stubert from Down Under spends more type with her meta than her amour and needs the 'cule to tell her "Don't worry about it," on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel brings in a jealous-of-ghost story for a Spooky Crisp edition of "Monogamy, R U OK?"

The weird little polyamory podcast that plants crave. This is THAT episode: Annie Undone out-chaos-muppets the chaos muppets as a specially deputized Van Helsing on an EPIC "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Then the 'cule does a quick "Reed Alert," and we're out. But you won't go away hungry. Slurp.