A kind-of-fun Shakespeare "adaptation" with a loaded cast. Martin Short shines as an egomaniacal high school theater director, and Kirsten shoots Colin Hanks in the chest with a crossbow.. It's an installment in the "let's make Kirsten sing on-screen even though it makes her uncomfortable" series. But it's no Hamlet 2.
It's story-ception in this not-so-good but definitely memorable Canadian art film. Another young-adult film, another curse. Another set of star-crossed lovers. We are SO BACK baby
Kirsten Dunst and Jimmy Fallon are going to host the 2001 MTV Movie Awards!!! Kirsten doesn't win for "Best Musical Dance Sequence, but she'll be back in 2003 for Best Kiss! Danny is riding the strugglebus, so if you know him, send him some love. I hope you're all getting ready for Spider-Man!
It's better than you'd expect! We'll be back soon with more Dunst movies!!
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It's the final bonus featurette on my Bring It On Blu Ray. If you give him a chance, Peyton Reed would tell you that he's punk as heck!
This particular piece of content was ludicrously short, but that won't stop us from making bonus content with our Executive Producer, Bud Koltys. Just boy things! More where this came from at Patreon.com/nooneworkhere
We all love more Bring It On! If you love it, only $2 per month gets you an extra Dunstcast EVERY OTHER WEEK. $5 gets you even more podcasts. $10 makes you an Executive Producer. $20 gets you an EXCLUSIVE PODCAST ON THE NETWORK. For $8000, Danny will do LITERALLY ANYTHING. PATREON.COM/NOONEWORKHERE. I KNOW THAT GUY IS FREE. SWAYZEPODS ARE FREE. Just go on over there and hit us with a follow.
Cliff is so frickin' weird in this scene. There's more Deleted Scenes commentary at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere! We'll be done with Bring It On when I SAY WE'RE DONE WITH BRING IT ON
Featuring: The Tallest Cheer-amid Known to Man, Alligator Alcatraz, and Horse Talk. There's more where this came from! Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere for a bonus episode every week.
We're still at cruising altitude with Bring It On, so it's time to show this CLASSIC film - for the first time - to a thirty-something tradesman. The vibe is definitely different than the one we did with the gals! Thanks again to Bud for being open to this bisexual movie. This is the last half(ish) of an episode for our patrons at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere, where you'll get a bonus episode every week, including a bonus DunstCast every other week.
We're stalling out on Bring It On and taking a little break while we bank some new episodes. This is two chunks of bonus episodes, put together for your enjoyment, both based on bonus features from the Bring It On Blu Ray: the "extended" car wash scene featuring Rufus King's "All That I Need," and the music video for BLAQUE's "As If." New bonus episodes will still be appearing bi-weekly at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere
It's a biweekly podcast for bisexual people. This bi-week, we're discussing curses and vampires, and the inherent bisexuality of of cheerleading (which is, of course, a metaphor for women). In case you were wondering, the host of this podcast is a feminist. And if you were in the band Rufus King, hit us up at podstendunstcast@gmail.com or Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere!
A low-energy episode about a low-energy movie, written by a guy who hasn't worked on movies before or since. This one has another Pete Campbell jump-scare. Happy 18th birthday to Kirsten Dunst - they made her a stripper in this one!
Bud once dressed as the Crow for Halloween. It's a pun-heavy episode, y'all. To listen to us talk about The Crow (1994), visit: Patreon.com/nooneworkhere
Andrew Fleming is the (auteur?) director of Hamlet 2, and also Dick. This movie gets a lot of mileage out of the President's chosen abbreviation for Richard. And it turns out we don't know much about history. RIP to the actor who plays Betsy's brother, Larry; he died in a cocoon of cum. And that's comedy.
Lapsed Lutheran, returning guest, and lead singer of The Lowcocks - Anne Oakley - meets Josh and Mal in Mount Rose, MN for the Sarah Rose Cosmetics American Teen Princess Pageant. Is Allison Janney THE BEST supporting actress? Isn't it great how women are so much funnier than men? This episode is sponsored by Miller Lite and RogerEbert.com.
Danny an Mal co-co-host in this episode! It's a movie for preteens about a heroic bear (called Grandfather?) who co-opts a caricature of an indigenous man in his quest for justice against against the poachers who killed his sister. Featuring real-life bad guy Zachary Ty Bryan! I cannot stress this enough: WE ARE NOT GOOD AT TALKING ABOUT INSENSITIVE FILMS!!!!
Jerilyn Jordan (disgraced writer, Swayzepod alumnus, and prior Kirsten Dunst lookalike) joins the pod while we cover a Kirsten Dunst classic about how a mom can do damage to her daughters. Or is it? The feminine gaze meets the male perspective in Sofia Copolla's directorial debut.
Assassin's Creed: Holocaust Edition. Jo [Forest Bakery] rejoins the boys at the work camp that is No One Work Here podcasts. Why is this movie taught in schools? Featuring disturbing conclusions about living in a post-genocide society.
The Dunst Boys try to get to the bottom of why we have so many Tom Sawyer adaptations. This one is a poorly animated surprise musical! It's bad at talking about slavery, and so are we. Talk about whitewashing a fence. Shout out to Jim French!
