We did it. They said it couldn’t be done. Who is they? Well I don’t know, someone doubted us… probably. We are leaving our temporary home here in … this place… that we are in. We are headed back to America, but not before we send you one last episode! Angela and Chris banter sans … Continue reading Let’s Say Weird a Few More Times, The Ballad of Snake Eyes, and Air Assaulting From Heaven →

Oooh Boy… It has been a while! We’ve been a little busy over here. Angela had to travel for a little while, Chris had MONO for more than a month, and Dan… Dan was actually fine. Everyone can blame Dan for not picking up the slack on the production schedule. We’ve got a good one … Continue reading Experimental Surgery vs Connecticut, You are Supposed to Kill 1000 Puppies, and I’m Tired of Doing Work I Am Going to Join the Army →

Hey Chris, didn’t you say this was a Weekly Podcast? Why Yes Chris, I did SAY that… but what I meant was it would be a Weekly Podcast as long as it fit into the Army’s schedule. …and we’re back. The gang is all here and we have a heck of a show for you … Continue reading Horse Thoughts in War, Lord Voldemort Walks into a Pet Shop, and The Chris Memorial Salad Bar →

Oh Boy! We almost missed you this week! It’s okay though, we have been busy DEFENDING YOUR FREEDOM so cut us a little slack okay? Seriously though, things have been a bit hectic and sometimes you have to put actual work ahead of the pursuit of podcast perfection. This week the gang discusses “Rational Fears.” … Continue reading The Jello Contains Trace Amounts of Arsenic, You Can’t Bleep Me if This is Live, and Thirty Minutes of Shooting Animals?! →

Back for more huh? Who could blame you!? This week the gang discusses extra cushy additions that would make the deployment even easier. Harry stops by to share his origin story, and later Chris and Dan try answer life’s age old question… Whatever happened to Preston Estle? Special Guest: Harrison Richard Also Featuring: Angela Special … Continue reading A Little Razzle Dazzle, Porcelain Presence, and How Is Preston Estle Doing? →

Oh boy. We’ve got another doozie for you! We have subscribers? What?! Dan and Angela help respond to all of our new fans. Josh comes by with guitar in hand to sing us a song and tell us his story. Finally, we tackle our growing pile of Letters From Home… Who censors these letters? Find … Continue reading Don’t Bother Doc Philipps, Ascension of Retention, Soldiers Who are Plant-Based? →

The Proud Americans are at it again, in an episode that already has subscribers wanting more, even prior to its release! Cody and Will stop in to talk about life as a Staff Officer Somehow the gang discusses embarrassing moments from their lives before the Army… (Maybe its good the Chaplain wasn’t around) Everyone takes … Continue reading Lots of Tanks, Prairie Dogs at a B&B, Don’t be a Rudy! →

They said we couldn’t do it. They said sure, maybe they will make two episodes, but they will never make it to three! CAN DO. This week we are back, tackling all the heavy topics that one would expect from an overseas deployment. Chris and Dan discuss how to approach meeting a “Proud Canadian”… Sierra … Continue reading Famous “Thank Yous”, Natural Segues, and Mail from a Wizard? →

Well, well, well… look who came crawling back!? You just couldn’t keep away from the MTPAP! Today on the pod, Chris and Dan discuss things that civilian bosses would never make you do, have a friendly discussion with Steve about how he once welcomed a Soldier to his unit… with a hammer, and Ashley writes … Continue reading Crustaceans, Helicopters, and New Soldier Orientation →

Hey there.  Woah!  Where are you going?  No, come back! You have stumbled onto a rare gem. Chris and Dan of the Proud American battalion are here recording just for you. In a TENT! While deployed to… somewhere? But we aren’t going to talk about any of that. We are going to talk about the … Continue reading Desert Greetings →