We are back for an end-of-year recap. Yes, we know you missed us! 

Abortion (obviously). Nudes and blackmail. Royal salary – stingy or service?

Lopsided friendships. “This Is Not a Brothel.” Disney drama. Bye bye, Iowa!

A very expensive birthday party. Religious abortion. Barnes & Nobel – friend or foe? Real World NOLA reunion.

Fargo furries and 115 fetuses. More unionized workers, please. “I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch.”

Of course, we talk about the Oscars. Loss of ambition. RIP Madeleine Albright. To forgive divine.

New whackadoo of the week! Kohl's needs some cash. Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is amazing. Teeth and snake dreams.

Grindr gives away Russian strategy and people are stealing gasoline from cars. NPR helpfully points out our bad pandemic habits and Kim wants you to get off your ass and WORK.

The BBC brings back shortwave radio, why you get hangxiety, How I Met Your Father, and Carmen tries to become a Charmed One.

And…we’re back! We get caught up after nearly 8 months. Then we get down to business and tackle the war in Ukraine (caused in part by the Keystone pipeline) and the ramifications of WFH life.

Empty chairs at graduation. Universal basic income goes on without Andrew Yang. BDSM blackmail. Firework freakout.

Tinker Tailor Tucker Carlson. It takes a village. WHO under fire. Catholic hypocrisy.

Megan Rapinoe is no angel. Swimming lessons save lives. International gift diplomacy. Quit your job for a better life.

United Healthcare: evil genius or just evil? A new home for CBS news. Kids in crisis. Sex-crazed cicadas.

The messy return to work and expensive office space. Trump lost another desk. Team Paxton.

Sexism in sports. Internet treasure. It’s okay to ask. Yoga unbanned in Alabama.

What can’t Stacey Abrams do? ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ movie news. New wackadoo, Mark McCloskey. Joe Rogan is not canceled.

Jenner lies about voting, but why? Clueless candidates guess the median. A new vaccine conspiracy. Goodbye, Ellen.

The nose knows. Women’s sports costumes. Zach complains about masks. Actually, people do want to work.

Alaskan Airlines isn’t here for your BS. Census repercussions. Shut up and work. “Sky’s Out, Thighs Out.”