OSA presents: Only Sketches About Book Club!! Yes, we know what you're wondering, this podcast HAS been recommended by both Oprah and Reese.
Featuring the the lovely comedian, actor, and co-host of the No Such Thing As Love podcast Claire Burns!
Can’t get enough of Only Sketches About? Subscribe so you don’t miss out on the latest episodes, and if you liked what you heard, be sure to leave us a 5-star review!
OSA Book Club was written by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott, and performed by Claire Burns, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, and Annette Storckman. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Scholastic Book Club by Chris Fitzgerald
Better Than Sex Cake by Gabrielle Williott
It's Just Book Club by Lauren Hardman
Truckers by Chris Fitzgerald
Diaries by Cassidy Graham
Gutenberg's Club by Annette Storckman
OSA Presents: Only Sketches About Horsies! A great horsie can change your life, but a great horsie sketch comedy podcast can change the world.
Featuring Poet Laureate Patrick Gerard Baylor with his original poem "Footprints," and special guest announcer Suki Waterhouse.
Can’t get enough of Only Sketches About? Subscribe so you don’t miss out on the latest episodes, and if you liked what you heard, be sure to leave us a 5-star review!
OSA Horsies was written by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott, and performed by Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Footprints by Poet Laureate Patrick Gerard Baylor
Daddy, I Wanna Ride 'Em by Cassidy Graham
Horsie-Free Glue by Gabrielle Williott
Heart Surgery by Chris Fitzgerald
Divorce Horse Pt. 1 by Lauren Hardman
Date Night by Chris Fitzgerald
Horsies in the Covid Testing Site by Cassidy Graham
Divorce Horse Pt. 2 by Lauren Hardman
A Horse by Any Other Name Would Still F*ck by Annette Storckman
OSA Presents: Scary Stories Special!!!
In the spirit of Halloween, we've written and recorded some of our very own spooky stories a la "Are You Afraid of the Dark?", because as we all know, there's nothing scarier than millennials and zoomers getting together to read prose in the woods.
If you love the show, be sure to leave us a 5-star review, and consider donating a few dollars to us on Venmo @osacomedy
We'll be back to our regularly scheduled sketch programming soon, after we exorcise these demons from our hot af bods.
OSA Scary Stories Special was written and recorded by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott.
Stories:
The Toys Are Watching by Gabrielle Williott
They Did an Autopsy on a Rat by Cassidy Graham
Rows by Annette Storckman
Dinner Party by Chris Fitzgerald
The Honeymoon Phase by Lauren Hardman
“Car start and stop” - sound by otha9johann from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode
OSA presents: Only Sketches About Butter!! A show about that one special condiment in our lives that tastes great hard and soft.
Featuring the smooth, creamy vocal talent of actor, comedian, writer, and TikTok star Remy Germinario!
If you love the show, be sure to leave us a 5-star review, and consider donating a few dollars to us on Venmo @osacomedy
OSA Butter was written by Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Performances by: Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Remy Germinario, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Movie Theater by Chris Fitzgerald
A Very Good Joke by Annette Storckman
Charles & Diana by Cassidy Graham
Burrcoin by Cassidy Graham
Better Brand Boy Butter by Gamal ElSawah
Butter Jesus's Feet by Gabrielle Williott and Cassidy Graham
Diner Table by Chris Fitzgerald
I Really Can't Believe by Lauren Hardman
Only Sketches About brings their big brains to the biggest brain game of all: chess!
OSA Chess was written by Cassidy Graham, Chris Fitzgerald, and Annette Storckman. Performances by: Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, and Annette Storckman with special appearances by Claire Burns and Dan Titmuss. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Chess Interview by Cassidy Graham
Chess Changes by Chris Fitzgerald
Ska Ska Ska by Annette Storckman
Wizard's Chess by Annette Storckman
Outback Steakhouse by Chris Fitzgerald
Dentity Cris-Chess by Cassidy Graham
Here's some more cut-for-time sketches from our first season! Whoopie!!
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Teleporter Beams, Bro
Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Annette Storckman
Newbies
Written and sound edited by Lauren Hardman
Quicksand
Written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Annette Storckman
“Bicycle Bell 2” - sound by jaqcore from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode
Here's some cut-for-time sketches from our first season! Wheeeee!
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
But is it Camp?
Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Gabrielle WIlliott
Follow Your Heart
Written by Annette Storckman, sound edited by Lauren Hardman
Delilah at Night
Written by Gabrielle Williott, sound edited by James Azzaretti
It's our season finale baby!!!! Hope you love it!! <3
Featuring ONLY SKETCHES ABOUT!!!
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
1. Voicemails
Written by Chris Fitzgerald, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
2. There Can Only Be One
Written and sound edited by Annette Storckman
3. Do You Wanna Be God
Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Annette Storckman
4. Indie Sketch Team
Written by James Azzaretti, sound edited by Cassidy Graham
5. OSA Whig
Written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Lauren Hardman
6. Your Name Here
Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by James Azzaretti
7. Chris Raps
Written and sound edited by James Azzaretti
8. A Scandal Rocks the Group
Written by Annette Storckman, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
9. Ate Computer
Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
10. Sketch Confession
Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
“Peninsula Hotel, Beijing” - lobby - sound by MrCream from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
"Success is different for everyone." —William Shatner
This week the wonderful and hilarious Lida Darmian of Bedrock Comedy, UCBTNY, and Kids These Days Comedy joins us for Only Sketches About the topic "Success!"
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Gender Reveal
Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
Success the Fragrance
Written and sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Sheep Clone
Written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by James Azzaretti
Spelling Practice
Written by Chris Fitzgerald, sound edited by Lauren Hardman
Twitch Streamer
Written and sound edited by James Azzaretti
The Great Pyramid Scheme
Written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Pulitzer Prize
Written by Annette Storckman, sound edited by Lauren Hardman
Simp for Birdo
Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
Grandfatherly Advice
Written and sound edited by James Azzaretti
I Have 2 Cats
Written and sound edited by Annette Storckman
“FX Envelope Open” - sound by PeteBarry from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
If you've got 7 Dollars? You're already well on your way to Success.
This week, super cool guy Andy Bustillos of UCBTLA & NY, Raven's Home, and Girls joins us for Only Sketches About the topic "7 Dollars!"
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Triple Sevens
Written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by Cassidy Graham
7 Bucks Short
Written and sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Donation Match
Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
Take a Penny
Written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by James Azzaretti
Kidney Deal
Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
YA Dystopia
Written and sound edited by Annette Storckman
7 Dollar Prostitute
Written by James Azzaretti, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
7 Dollar Immigrant
Written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Cassidy Graham
The 7 Dollar Bill
Written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by James Azzaretti
Can I Borrow Some Dollars?
Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Lauren Hardman
“Cityscape Compounded 01” - sound by LG from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
Just buy the bobblehead. Just do it. You know you want to.
This week the fabulous and musical Chris Newcomer joins us for only sketches about the topic "The Gift Shop!"
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson. "The Land of Plenty" song by Josh Kight.
Sketches:
Cracker Barrel
written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
Disney Store
written by Chris Fitzgerald, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Land of Plenty
written and sound edited by Annette Storckman
Tragedy Gift Shop
written and sound edited by James Azzaretti
Authentic Egyptian Amulets
written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Annette Storckman
Gift Shop Gift Shop
written and sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Gift of Human Kindness
written and sound edited by Lauren Hardman
Hoover Dam
written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
“07579 heaven voices intro” - sound by Robinhood76 from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode
“05007 metal trap door shuts” - sound by Robinhood76 from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode
"Nobody has measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold." —Zelda Fitzgerald
This week the awesome pair Justin Kosisky and Andy Vega of Just And Comedy and the Journal Me Fine Podcast join us for only sketches about the topic, "The Heart!"
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Dubstep Baby:
written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Casino Royale:
written by Chris Fitzgerald, sound edited by Annette Storckman
Pussy Bangs:
written by Gabrielle Williott, sound edited by Cassidy Graham
I Oughta Choke Ya:
written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by James Azzaretti
Latte Art:
written by James Azzaretti, sound edited by Lauren Hardman
Mr. McCardiac:
written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
Pig Heart:
written and sound edited by James Azzaretti
Valentines:
written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Annette Storckman
Heart of a Champion:
written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
“Heartbeat” - Sound by Moulaythami from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
“Pudding Open” - Sound by mrgant from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
“63- Sip of Coffee” - Sound by Leoctiurs from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
“High Heels on Marble” - Sound by differentieel from freesound.org
Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode
We fell for the incredibly talented Leanne Velednitsky of Bad Apples Comedy and Puffs and she did not help us up. This week we present to you all sketches about the topic, "falling!"
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Kids These Days
written by Gamal ElSawah
sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Fell Down the Well
written by Chris Fitgerald
sound edited by James Azzaretti
The Pothole Down by the Pharmacy
written and sound edited by Annette Storckman
Coin Toss
written by James Azzaretti
sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Prized Kumquats
written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham
Fall Hazing
written and sound edited by Lauren Hardman
Bullet
written by James Azzaretti
sound edited by Lauren Hardman
Steampunk Lawsuit
written by Gabrielle Williott
sound edited by Annette Storckman
Dropped on the Head
written by Cassidy Graham
sound edited by Annette Storckman
The truth is out there.
The hilarious Jack and Melissa Comedy join us for Only Sketches About Unidentified Flying Objects!
OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williot. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Air Force by Ibhan Kulkarni
I Dream of Kirby by Gamal ElSawah
Ufologist by Gabrielle Williott
Blade Boy by Lauren Hardman
My Name is James by Annette Storckman
DaVinci by James Azzaretti
UFO Sighting by Chris Fitzgerald
Peter and the NYPD Helicopter by Cassidy Graham
The premiere of Only Sketches About Podcast Season 1! Stay tuned until the end for an exciting giveaway announcement.
Guest-starring the totally metal Jordan Olds from Two Minutes to Late Night. OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williot. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.
Sketches:
Rich Kids by Chris Fitzgerald
Camp Ukelele by James Azzaretti
Training Camp by Ibhan Kulkarni
Tick by Cassidy Graham
No Smokey by Lauren Hardman
Campsite Crapper by Lauren Hardman
Cheer Camp by Gabrielle Williott
King of Camp by Annette Storckman
OSA Podcast Season 1 is happening!
Every Tuesday beginning March 2, Only Sketches About's popular stage show comes to your favorite podcast platform. With brand-new themes and fabulous guest stars, get hyped for radio sketch like you've never heard before.
From our Clam show to our stage shows, we have some bonus sketches for you. A treat for your earholes, we happily present some of our most favorite babies.
Trick or Clam
by Cassidy Graham
Performances by Jenna Sherrtion and James Azzaretti
Forest Detective
by James Azzaretti
Performances by James Azzaretti, Cassidy Graham, and Annette Storckman
Cinderella Mice
by James Azzaretti and Ibhan Kulkarni
Performances by James Azzaretti, Ibhan Kulkarni, and Annette Storckman
Space S.A.D.
by Annette Storckman
Performances by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, and Ibhan Kulkarni
Moon Watchers
by Cassidy Graham
Performances by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Ibhan Kulkarni, and Gabrielle Williott
Who is clam? What is clam? When is clam? Why! Is clam? Find out!
Sketches:
Pearl Baby by Cassidy Graham
Rip Clam Winkle by Cassidy Graham
Clam Pilots by James Azzaretti
The Nasty Clam by Gabrielle Williott
Clam Necklace by Chris Fitzgerald
Clam Eating Contest by Chris Fitzgerald
The Little Clam-Maid by Annette Storckman
The Great Chowder Divide by Annette Storckman
Clam Bath by James Azzaretti
Clamato by Ibhan Kulkarni
Shellfish Love by Lauren Hardman
Keep celebrating patriots with these cut-for-time sketches from Only Sketches About Americana.
Sketches:
The Senate by James Azzaretti
Performers: Annette Storckman, James Azzaretti, Gabrielle Williott, Cassidy Graham, and Sam Lizak.
Hot Dog Demons by Gabrielle Williott
Performers: Annette Storckman, Gabrielle Williott, and Chris Fitzgerald.
American Girl Doll by Cassidy Graham
Performers: Cassidy Graham and Annette Storckman
Amerigo by Ibhan Kulkarni
Performers: Sam Lizak, Lauren Hardman, and Gabrielle Williott.
Music by Nicholas R. Nelson
Only Sketches About presents its inaugural audio show with sketches only about "Americana."
Sketches:
Fireside Chat by Chris Fitzgerald
Americone Dream by Cassidy Graham
American Horror Story: Recorder by Gamal ElSawah
Class Ass-ction Lawsuit by Gabrielle Williott
Skipping Stones by Chris Fitzgerald
Never Forget by Annette Storckman
That's Jazz by James Azzaretti
Radio Commercial by Jenna Sherriton
Baseball News by Ibhan Kulkarni
Mega- Mega Church by Annette Storckman
Mom, Dad, I'm American by Lauren Hardman
Performed by:
James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Sam Lizak, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott
Announcer: Mark Staufenberg
Sound design and music by Nicholas R. Nelson
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