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On the Mess Express
Craig and Vanessa
18 episodes
11 hours ago
We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME." No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it. #parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkids
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We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME." No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it. #parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkids
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Episodes (18/18)
On the Mess Express
Why Sunday's Suck

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of Sundays, often referred to as 'Sunday Scaries.' They explore the chaos of family life, the pressure of preparing for the week ahead, and the unrealistic portrayals of Sundays on social media. The conversation also touches on the potential benefits of a four-day work week and how to find balance amidst the chaos of parenting and household responsibilities.


#parenting #podcast #kids #work #balance #life #onthemessexpress #couples #husbandwife #banter #humor #parenthood #busyparents #sports #hustle

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1 day ago
40 minutes 1 second

On the Mess Express
Sorry, who's dating who? & what are you wearing.....

Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the joys and challenges of hosting holiday parties, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights about Thanksgiving and party planning. They explore the dynamics of hosting versus attending, the stress of preparation, and the satisfaction of creating memorable events. Additionally, they delve into celebrity couples and reveal Craig's special surprise for Vanessa.

#HolidayHosting

#ThanksgivingFun

#PartyPlanning

#CelebrityGossip

#DIYDecor

#FamilyTime

#Oktoberfest

#MarriageHumor

#EventPlanning

#HomeEntertaining

#Continent's

#HusbandandWife

#Marriage

#Relationships

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2 weeks ago
37 minutes 43 seconds

On the Mess Express
Thanksgiving Special- Questionable cooking with the Simpson's

In this Thanksgiving special episode, Craig and Vanessa prepare festive dishes and drinks for their family gathering. They explore new recipes, including a Brussels sprouts casserole and a buffalo chicken dip served in carved pumpkins. The duo shares laughs and challenges while cooking, culminating in a taste test of their festive cocktail, which doesn't go as planned. The episode wraps up with reflections on Thanksgiving traditions and gratitude for their audience.

#onthemessexpress #thanksgiving #happythanksgiving #cooking #cookingwins #cookingfails #family #festive #cocktails #pumpkins #apps #casserole #marriagehumor #husbandandwife #marriage #couplegoals #cooktogether #banter #laughs



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3 weeks ago
42 minutes 11 seconds

On the Mess Express
The Fall Files Con’t - The Cursed Casserole

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss their experiences and memories related to Thanksgiving, including family traditions, the challenges of hosting, and the humorous mishaps with green bean casserole. They also talk about the sober movement, in particular, sober October and their sponsor, Benjamin Tree Farm, and the various attractions it offers. The episode concludes with reflections on gratitude and the importance of family.

#fall #familyfun #traditions #memories #benjamintreefarm #thanksgiving #thankful #grateful #pumpkinpatch #giveway #sobermovement #ontario #exploreontario #kitchenerwaterloo #community #supportlocal

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4 weeks ago
51 minutes 43 seconds

On the Mess Express
The Fall Files- Parenting Isn’t Pinterest Perfect

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the arrival of fall and the excitement of seasonal activities. They share their experiences with boys night adventures, the challenges of back-to-school routines, and their recent visit to Shuh Orchards for apple picking. The couple emphasizes the importance of supporting local businesses and creating memorable family outings during the fall season.

#supportlocal #community #fall #shuhorchards #family #familytime #parenting #parenthood #appleorchard #traditions #memories #ontario #funonthefarm


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1 month ago
1 hour 1 minute 51 seconds

On the Mess Express
Parenting & Power Tools: Renovating Life This Fall

In this engaging conversation, Craig and Vanessa Simpson sit down with Eric Borman, owner of Borman Construction, to discuss the intricacies of running a construction business while managing a growing family. They explore the challenges of home renovations, the joys of gardening, and the importance of social media in marketing. Eric shares insights on balancing work and family life, avoiding burnout, and offers advice for young entrepreneurs navigating similar paths. The discussion is filled with humor, relatable anecdotes, and practical tips for listeners.

#parenting #parenthood #banter #bormanconstruction 

#grind #relationships #marriage #kids #contractor

@bormanconstruction

https://bormanconstruction.ca/

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1 month ago
41 minutes 32 seconds

On the Mess Express
Pumpkins, Play & Parenting: A Snyder’s Farm Special

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa celebrate their first fall episode by reminiscing about their first date at Oktoberfest. They discuss the transition into fall, family traditions, and the joy of visiting local pumpkin patches and apple orchards. The couple shares tips for enjoying fall outings with kids and highlights Snyder's Farm as a local treasure for family fun. They also look ahead to future fall adventures and the excitement of seasonal decor.

#supportlocal #community #snydersfarm #fall #memories #fallactivities #travelontario #fallfestivals #parenthood #parenting #family #traditions


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1 month ago
42 minutes 55 seconds

On the Mess Express
Allow me to reintroduce ourselves

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss their ongoing technical challenges while podcasting, share their experiences with the chaos of back-to-school routines, and engage in a lighthearted rapid-fire question segment. They also celebrate a giveaway winner, emphasizing community and connection with their listeners.


#parenting #parenthood #relationships #onthemessexpress #marriage #community #humor #marriagehumor #banter 

#fyp #backtoschool #giveaway #podcast ⁣


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1 month ago
51 minutes 57 seconds

On the Mess Express
“Grapes, Goats & good times” - Small Town Living

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the importance of slow living in a fast-paced world, emphasizing the value of creating core memories with family through local experiences. They share personal anecdotes about their family outings, the significance of community connections, and the joy of enjoying local establishments like the Perth Farmhouse. The episode also features a fun segment called 'Goat or No Goat' and concludes with a giveaway announcement for listeners.

#parenting #parenthood #community #supportlocal #marriage #husbandandwife #podcastcouple #family #giveaway

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2 months ago
45 minutes 26 seconds

On the Mess Express
Phubbing: When Your Phone Gets More Action Than Your Partner

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the concept of 'phubbing'—the act of snubbing someone in favor of your phone—and its impact on relationships. They explore the importance of regular relationship check-ins, setting boundaries with technology, and the need for open communication to avoid conflicts. The conversation emphasizes the significance of being present with partners and family, especially in a world filled with distractions. They conclude with a commitment to improve their communication and connection as a couple.

#Phubbing #StopPhubbing #PhoneAddiction #PutThePhoneDown #BePresent #ScrollLessLiveMore

#MarriageTalks #RelationshipGoals #MarriageUnfiltered #RealRelationships #CouplesWhoPodcast #LoveUnplugged

#RelationshipCheckIn #TalkToYourPartner #HealthyCommunication #StrongRelationships #LoveAndConnection

#FamilyFirst #ParentingUnplugged #IntentionalLiving #PresentOverPerfect #DigitalDetox

#PodcastLife #CouplesPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #PodcastCommunity #MarriagePodcast #RelationshipPodcast



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2 months ago
38 minutes 9 seconds

On the Mess Express
Sibling Showdowns: Jealousy, Fairness & Fighting

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of parenting, particularly focusing on sibling rivalry and the dynamics between their children. They share personal anecdotes about their struggles with allergies, transitioning back to work, and the importance of praise and conflict resolution among siblings. The conversation emphasizes the need for one-on-one time with each child, teamwork in household tasks, and the significance of allowing children to resolve their conflicts independently. Ultimately, they aim to foster a supportive and loving environment where their children can grow and bond as siblings.

#ParentingPodcast #ParentingTips #ParentingLife #ParentingCommunity #ParentingJourney #ParentingWins #FamilyPodcast #FamilyDynamics #FamilyLife #MomLife #DadLife #WorkingParents #WorkLifeBalance #ParentStruggles #ParentingUnfiltered #ParentingHumor #HonestParenting #PodcastLife #PodcastCommunity #PodcastEpisode #PodcastersOfInstagram #PodcastRecommendations #NewEpisodeAlert





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2 months ago
41 minutes 23 seconds

On the Mess Express
Tra la lilo tra la la: IYKYK

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the complexities of parenting in the digital age, focusing on the impact of screen time on children. They explore the balance between allowing screen time for educational purposes and the potential negative effects of excessive use. The conversation covers strategies for monitoring and managing screen time, the importance of setting boundaries, and the evolving nature of digital parenting. They emphasize the need for open communication about safety and security in the digital world, while also acknowledging the benefits of technology in education.


#ParentingInTheDigitalAge#ScreenTimeBalance#DigitalParenting#TechSavvyParents#ScreenTimeTips#MindfulParenting#ParentingPodcast#KidsAndTechnology#PositiveParenting#ParentingStrategies#DigitalWellness#HealthyScreenTime#ParentingIn2025#TechAndKids

#Parenting

#Parenthood

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2 months ago
45 minutes 50 seconds

On the Mess Express
Different Pages - Same Book.

Summary


In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson explore the complexities of parenting styles, discussing how individual approaches can differ significantly from collective family dynamics. They emphasize the importance of communication, understanding, and finding common ground in parenting to create a harmonious family environment. The conversation highlights the challenges parents face in balancing their unique styles while ensuring their children feel secure and understood.

#parenthood #parenting #relationships #family #kids #oneteam

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3 months ago
47 minutes 39 seconds

On the Mess Express
Who the f*** orders a Filet-O-Fish..

In this conversation, Craig and Vanessa recount their eventful week, starting with a nostalgic concert experience featuring Our Lady Peace, followed by the premiere of Happy Gilmore 2, and culminating in a humorous mishap at McD's. They share personal anecdotes, frustrations, and laughter, creating a relatable narrative about the ups and downs of their week.

#PodcastDrop⁣⁣
#SurpriseEpisode⁣⁣
#UnfilteredChat⁣⁣
#MiniEpisode⁣⁣
#PodcastHumour⁣⁣
#ParentingAfterDark ⁣⁣
#HappyGilmore2⁣⁣
#OLPTour⁣⁣
#mcds ⁣⁣
#FishFiletFail⁣⁣
#PodcastLife⁣⁣
#CheekyChats⁣⁣
#lifeunfiltered ⁣⁣
#marriage ⁣⁣
#marriagehumor ⁣⁣
#banter ⁣⁣
#relationships ⁣⁣
#couplegoals ⁣⁣
#datenight ⁣


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3 months ago
28 minutes 54 seconds

On the Mess Express
Burnout Poker - The Game Where No One Wins

In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson delve into the topic of parenting burnout, sharing their personal experiences and discussing the challenges that come with balancing family responsibilities. They explore the signs of burnout, coping mechanisms, and the importance of community support. The conversation also touches on the significance of prioritizing tasks and self-care to manage stress effectively. Through humor and honesty, they aim to shed light on the realities of parenting and the emotional toll it can take.

#parenthood #parenting #relationships #banter #family #kids #marriage #marriagehumor #humor #community #parentingburnout #selfcare #parentingchallenges

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3 months ago
54 minutes 59 seconds

On the Mess Express
The Man at the Fence

Summary


In this episode of the Mess Express Podcast, Craig and Vanessa dive into various themes surrounding parenting, language, and the challenges of modern family life. They discuss the feedback from their first episode, the nuances of language with a humorous take on the word 'delve', and share personal anecdotes about parenting in the digital age. The conversation also touches on the awkward moments that arise in parenting, including a funny toilet paper incident, and they preview the next episode's focus on mental health and parenting.


#parenting, #podcast, #language, #feedback, #reality TV, #digital parenting, #awkward moments, #mental health, #parenthood, #onthemessexpress, #marriage, #humour, #banter

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3 months ago
54 minutes 39 seconds

On the Mess Express
Who even are you?

In this inaugural episode of the Mess Express podcast, hosts Craig and Vanessa Simpson share their experiences as busy parents navigating the chaos of family life. They discuss the challenges of balancing work, social life, and parenting, while emphasizing the importance of community and connection. The couple aims to create a relatable platform for other parents, sharing their struggles and successes in a humorous and unfiltered manner. They also touch on the journey of starting the podcast, the expectations for future episodes, and the desire for audience engagement.

#parenting #parenthood #podcast #family #community #rumor #relationships #marriage #marriagehumor #couplegoals



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3 months ago
30 minutes 5 seconds

On the Mess Express
The Fuck If I Know

Meet Craig and Vanessa — From offbeat parenting moments to unscripted real talk, this teaser is just a taste of the unpredictable ride we’re about to take you on. Laughs? Check. Eye-rolls? Absolutely. Honesty? Unfortunately. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it.

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4 months ago
2 minutes 5 seconds

On the Mess Express
We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME." No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it. #parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkids