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Office White Noise
Aphrodite Jones
32 episodes
4 days ago
The gentle hum of mundane office workers. It’s work that it’s okay to fall asleep on.
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The gentle hum of mundane office workers. It’s work that it’s okay to fall asleep on.
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Alternative Health
Health & Fitness
Episodes (20/32)
Office White Noise
Saturday
Just another makeup Monday
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

Office White Noise
Friday - The data never lies
The data never lies – The data never lies, but your colleagues will be annoyed if you say this to them.
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

Office White Noise
Thursday - It is what it is
It is what it is – Much too flippant to say in a business meeting. Only say this around your friends.
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2 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 20 seconds

Office White Noise
Wednesday - Failure is not an option
Failure is not an option – You’ll feel like you’re starring with Ed Harris in Apollo 13 if you hear this line.
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2 years ago
53 minutes 48 seconds

Office White Noise
Tuesday - Teamwork makes the Dream Work
Teamwork makes the dream work – At least this one is funny. But it would be hard to hear in a meeting without laughing out loud.
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

Office White Noise
Friday - Earning your chops
Earning your chops – I’ve seen far too many resumes with this phrase lately. Better to leave off the cliches when attempting to land a job in a creative field.
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2 years ago
58 minutes 49 seconds

Office White Noise
Thursday - Burning the candle at both ends
Burning the candle at both ends – How about just say that you’re working hard?
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2 years ago
59 minutes 14 seconds

Office White Noise
Wednesday - Pick your brain
Pick your brain – This one has a rather zombie-like appeal.
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2 years ago
1 hour 20 minutes 35 seconds

Office White Noise
Tuesday - Take it to the next level
Am I the only one picturing Super Mario Bros?
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

Office White Noise
Monday - Juneteenth Cafeteria Run
“You can’t separate peace from freedom, because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom." - Malcom X
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2 years ago
47 minutes 10 seconds

Office White Noise
Friday - My door is always open
My door is always open – Anyone who says this usually means anything but.
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

Office White Noise
Thursday - Put your ducks in a row
* Put your ducks in a row – Those who are easily distracted can’t hear this without picturing momma ducks and their ducklings. Sitting in a row next to the grains of salt by the Alaskan pipeline.
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2 years ago
41 minutes 22 seconds

Office White Noise
Wednesday - Run it up the flagpole
Run it up the flagpole – Proof that some phrases never die. How was your Flag Day! Did you follow flag code?
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2 years ago
1 hour 24 minutes 47 seconds

Office White Noise
Tuesday - Get Granular
Get granular – Oh, just stop saying this. I picture grains of sugar and salt.
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

Office White Noise
Monday - Put it in the pipeline
Put it in the pipeline – Would that be the Alaskan version?
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

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Friday - Going forward
Going forward – This means next. Say next.
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

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Thursday - Paradigm Shift
Paradigm shift – This one quickly became overused after several books were published with the phrase in the title.
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

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Wednesday - Breaking down silos
This one is popular in government. Those silos. Are they full of grain?
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

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Tuesday - Step up to the plate
Oh, the sports metaphors. They’ll never die.
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2 years ago
59 minutes 59 seconds

Office White Noise
Monday - Put a Pin in it
Stop using it. Please. Instead, say that you’ll do it later.
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2 years ago
1 hour 10 minutes 10 seconds

Office White Noise
The gentle hum of mundane office workers. It’s work that it’s okay to fall asleep on.