If you thought being a full-time innie was bad, this week we find out about the existence of a part-time innie and it's even worse.

We've got a dance sequence in this one, and it's just as terrifying as you think it would be.

Who would have guessed we would get a "back to school" episode from this show?

If you love interdepartmental drama, this one is for you! Coming off of the insane ending of the last episode, episode 5 brings a little more levity back into the mix courtesy of birthing cabins, soul voids, and baby goats.

Join us again this week as we talk about idolatrous texts, stapler trigger discipline, and power tool lobotomies.

This week we get to see how Lumon handles a "work field trip" and it's just as twisted and uncomfortable as we imagined it would be.

Further down the rabbit hole we go this week as we get to see the titular "Severed" procedure, learn about emotional number sets, and witness the strangest therapy session ever depicted on screen.

Hi kids, what's for dinner? This week begins our dive into the world of Severance. Ricky wonders if he's ever seen a Coen brothers film. Elizabeth struggles to talk about a show other than LOST. Marshall teaches us about MK-Ultra. And, uh, we talk about Severance, too.