This week we get to explore the animal kingdom with Beasiatlity Boy! He teaches Tooter Shooter and Cotton Mouth about crimes of parking, just farm boy things, the dark side of PETA, that animals are not as easy as they look, how to live without regrets, what it takes to be banned from Rover, his new app, and why you shouldn't read the Terms & Conditions!
Aaaaand Tooter Shooter enters his Kick Ass Era, and Cotton Mouth needs a roommate!!
But also, don't miss out on Fissure doing something! On top of that! El Janitor stops in for some Janitoring!
Don't forget: write in for hero advice!
Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com
Beastiality Boy: Quade Wayne
Insta @quade_wayne
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Tooter Shooter: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:"Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week the boys get in a St. Paddies day scuffle with a God! Then they talk it out over a doobie! Zed teaches the boys about the 1st major Hero Union the Pantheon, why true hero's don't wear blue jeans, god rebrandings, why good hangs are more important than saving lives, the origin of the Minotaur, rebuilding the rubble side of town, that its ok to be straight, and that we are all a lil gay.
Oh! and Cotton Mouth shows off his new move the Inner Thigh Slither Attack, and Tooty Shooty is forced to bust out a move still in development, the Liquid Fart!
Actually additionally, Tooty Shooty is finally honest about the Super Suit-tuation!
Gather your family for this St. Paddies Day Special episode!
And also, write in for hero advice!
Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com
ZED : Russell Samler
IG: @russellsamler
Check out his podcast!
Connor's Ep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iffpLuZ8wFA
Theo's Ep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JmnYLiH_nc
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Tooty Shooty: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week Boner Boy teaches Tooty Shooty and Cotton Mouth about the power of growing and showing, dads dick pills, what it’s like being a big dong country mouse in the big PP city, how to become a Registered Sex Hero, the secrets behind penis durability, and shows us cock tricks! And Also he pushed his limits and invented the Dick Jizzcuzzi!
Plus! Hear about Tooty and Cottonmouths trip to Dr. Urine’s Piss Dungeon!
And even more! They scuffled with Snake Assassins!
Yet still more! Check out Don Kramers new music video here:
https://youtu.be/XozWA3FFoaI?si=2I0jYI1Selrz3ORZ
And also, write in for hero advice!
Boner Boy: Kent Hunter
IG: @kenthuntercomedy
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Tooty Shooty: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licens
Montage Music by AudioCoffee:
https://www.audiocoffee.net/Upbeat Country Blues (loop ver.1)
Upbeat Country Blues (loop ver.2)
This week Tooty Shooty and Cottonmouth talk all things pee with Dr. Urine. Get your bed pans ready! This episode is as piss soaked as young Dr. Urines pants.
Dr. Urine goes beyond the piss and teaches us about urology, the dangers of pee back ups, how to turn your shame into strength, charming yet slutty uncles, why the WNBA is so slippery, and some guy he has locked in his basement!
Plus! Also!
Dr. Urine and Tooty Shooty bond over harnessing our dirty holes!
And! Plus! More! As well!
Cottonmouth relates because he is a freak!
Also! Even more than you thought!
Tooty Shooty does volunteer work and Cottonmouth is shedding...like a lot!
Dr. Urine: Eoghan Gallivan
Insta: @tribalsleeve
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Tooty Shooty the Fartist Formally known as the Anussent Bystander Assister: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week the Anussent-Bystander-Assister and Cottonmouth catch Tammi Lynn on her Tammi Lynn's Tuna Noodle Casserole Tuesdays Tour! She shares motherly advice about the Mid-West, the secret to a perfect Tuna Noodle Casserole, wet noodle dreams, Moon Man Made Moon Mayonnaise (MMMMM,) the secret moon invasion, and how to use comfort food for road rage!
And also additionally Cottonmouth showcases a new power: the Kinda Camouflage!
Plus actually, the Fartist Formally Known as Janus Jazzplin showcases his new power: the Blue Dart! As well as doing science and convincing everyone he totally didn't murder the Dead Guy in the studio!
Tammi Lynn from Tammi Lynn's Tuna Noodle Casserole Tuesdays Tour: Maggi Mayfield
Insta: @maggimayfield
+ Check out her very funny musical comedy!
YouTube: @maggimayfieldcomedy
Deadbeat Dad/Dead Guy: Mark Godfrey
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
ITS THE VALENTINES SPECIAL! YAY LOVE!
This week the Terrific Tooter and Cotton Mouth are broken hearted. Divorced Dad teaches us the cause of Erectile Disfunction, when to get into a relationship, how to do the perfect divorce, about life after love and love after life, how to solve world hunger by imprisoning healers and turkeys, and that love is dead and you should stop trying.
Happy Valentines Day!
And also you won't believe it, the Fantastic Farter becomes a father and was immediately cut out of his sons life, Cotton Mouth finds a wet way to inner earth, and Fissure keeps moaning!
Divorced Dad: Zach Leboza
Insta: @latinxleboza
Podcast: ATX Comedy Review
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Cocoon: Blade Frank
Insta: @bladejfrank
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
**ANOTHER GREAT PLACE TO START FOR NEW LISTENERS.**
This week the Fartist Formally Known as Diamond Dairy-Air returns from a romantic getaway with Fissures mom and the new Co-Host/potential side kick Cotton Mouth settles into the SSSHH-HH. Purple Thunder teaches us about stylish entrances, vodka, growing up powerless, split personalitys, the effectiveness of negging, Penjamins, and the importance of dissasociating.
Plus! Don Kramer hits hard with bars.
Plus also! Don Kramer shows us his super mask made out of man skin!
Purple Thunder/Don Kramer: Dom LaMarca
Insta: @Upspliffted
Youtube: Upspliffted Inc.
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Cocoon: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Super Beat:very dark hip hop beat 84 bpm.aif by exotonestudio -- https://freesound.org/s/416989/
Returning from a crazy long 1 month break the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure discuss the Wiffle Ball Finals, Fissure's stand against the PP, and the milk is officially un-F*CKed with! Then we learn about inner earth, lizard people, PP highschool, the Desert, first kiss/kills, and the soothing sensation of a warm rock with Cottonmouth!
AS WELL AS the truth behind the milk prophesy and stick around for the Diamond Dairy-air to lose all his friends! Loneliness! Betrayal! and More!
Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino
Insta: @connorcorsentino
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Benson Reynolds, Dr. Bones: Josiah Carlson
fb&insta: @ajosiahcarlson
(CHECK OUT HIS ART IT'S PRETTY RAD)
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure are stickier than usual! Black Head teaches us about ether bars, estate sales, confidence paint, the joy of killing, heavy thoughts, Kevin's lil buns, scoliosis of the penis, and the difference between juice and Jews.
Plus! The Diamond Dairy-Air found a milk prophesy, had a meeting with big nut, and snaps!
And more plus! Fissure is fresh off a 5 day honey bath and sells explicit photos of the Diamond Dairy-Air to the media!
Black Head: Derek Schoonover
FB&Insta: @dontbefun
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Casa Bossa Nova Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure go through Girls Maturation with Crimson Tide. We learn about the flow, the patriarchy and the Pacific Protectors, the power of Midol, the super wage gap, and how to empathize with women!
Plus! There is even more than what's listed above, ya know? Fissure got back from a Villain's Retreat and the Diamond Dairy-Air is innitiated into the secret milk society, the 2%!
Plus! An after-credit scene just like in a real super hero movie! WOW!
Crimson Tide: Rachel Ayres
Insta: @rachelayres17
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week Semi-Translucent Man teaches the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure about water combat on land, Shamanman's Tiny Tikes, balancing your bowel chakra, and toes. Plus he gets the boys high on him!
And, plus, there is more! Meet Diamond Dairy-Air's cat Lil' Cream and Fissure opens up about his scratchy addiction.
Semi-Translucent Man: Steve Johnson
Insta: @funny.for.today
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week Captain Priapism teaches the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure about global politics, super wars, nuclear vs. herbal boner pills, Chernobyl, the solution to world hunger, his seamen, conflict resolution, and what gets him hard and soft.
And! Hear about Fissure's close call with insest, and the Diamond Dairy-Air's long nap.
Captain Priapism: David Anderson
Insta: @davidanderson61385
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week Archive stretches the 3rd eyes of the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure with his in depth knowledge of milk pasturization, the PP Pre-Crime Unit, Brain Kegels, the $52.99 program, and morals.
And! Hear about Fissures big balls, and DD's new super suit: Smock:67.
Archive: Jon Hodge
Insta: @5299program
Seeking enlightenment and increased office productivity?!?!?!?!!!???? 5299program.com
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure interview their first villain! Dr. Bones teaches us about, bones, being old, old fashioned misogyny, ice cream headaches, his non physical relationship with his mother, and metamucil.
Benson Reynolds, Dr. Bones: Josiah Carlson
fb&insta: @ajosiahcarlson
(CHECK OUT HIS ART IT'S PRETTY RAD)
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Charvis: Charvis
@theelevator
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week Karma teaches the Diamond Dairy-air and Fissure about leading souls to death, spirituality, volunteering, killing innocent people, J-walking, astrology, and playing dirty with a banana for the sake of the karmic balance.
Karma: Laura Branning
FB&Insta: @wittylaura
Fissure: Blade Frank
FB&Insta: @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
GREAT EPISODE FOR 1ST LISTENS - We have better microphones!
After the Tragic ending of Season 1 the My Favorite Hero Podcast has rebranded and relocated to the basement of the SSSHH-
HH.
In this episode the Diamond Dairy-air and Fissure learn about the super custodial arts from Joe, the Janitor at the Super Secret Super Hero Halfway House Hideout (The SSSHH-HH.) We discuss all sorts of messes including emotional messes! We learn about Lenny's Sponge Debacle, Joes famous taint, villain cable, Hitler's twisted custodial career, and cleaning tips you can use at home!
Plus! Supe-scoops from Fissure and the Diamond Dairy-air's therapy sessions!
El Janitor, Joe: Chris Jessop
fb&Insta: @chris_jessop1
Fissure: Blade Frank
fb&Insta @bladejfrank
Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue
Insta: @theodoros.blue.ha
Theme song:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Lactose Lancer is called in on a new mission to find out who f*cked the Mole Thing and it turns out we can just do the podcast instead of a ton of paper work!
Lactose Lancer: Theodoros Blue
Young Kevin: Kevin Giyna
Theme:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week the Lactose Lancer and Young Kevin learn about the FEDS, super suspicion, nuclear fronts, enlighten-net, radioactive Walkman, heart felt crime, the drug lord code and MILFS.
Turbo Negro: Drey Bibutsuhoze
Lactose Lancer: Theodoros Blue
Young Kevin: Kevin Giyna
Theme:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week the Lactose Lancer gets the chance to meet his co-host Young Kevin.
Clear: Missing
Lactose Lancer: Theodoros Blue
Young Kevin: Kevin
Theme:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
This week the Lactose Lancer and Young Kevin learn about the USSR, super power appropriation, appropriating appropriation, Kevin's super weakness, the Villainous League of Villainous Assholes, Genocide/Equality, and normies.
Lactose Lancer - Theodoros Blue
Young Kevin - Kevin
The Gatekeeper - Aaron Weer
Theme:
Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
