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Not My Favorite Hero
Theodoros Blue
24 episodes
2 days ago
Recorded live in the basement of the Super Secret Super Hero Halfway-House Hideout (the SSSHH-HH.) The golden yet defamed superhero, the Fartist Formally Known as the Diamond Dairy-air is joined by his co-host Cotton Mouth, a half snake half man who will spit in you, and Fissure a powerful villain with hero potential but is currently in a bone cocoon. Every week we interview our favorite superheroes and villains to learn about their powers, origin story and what in the heck is going on in their lives.
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Recorded live in the basement of the Super Secret Super Hero Halfway-House Hideout (the SSSHH-HH.) The golden yet defamed superhero, the Fartist Formally Known as the Diamond Dairy-air is joined by his co-host Cotton Mouth, a half snake half man who will spit in you, and Fissure a powerful villain with hero potential but is currently in a bone cocoon. Every week we interview our favorite superheroes and villains to learn about their powers, origin story and what in the heck is going on in their lives.
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Not My Favorite Hero
S.3 EP. 7 Beastiality Boy (Quade Wayne)

This week we get to explore the animal kingdom with Beasiatlity Boy! He teaches Tooter Shooter and Cotton Mouth about crimes of parking, just farm boy things, the dark side of PETA, that animals are not as easy as they look, how to live without regrets, what it takes to be banned from Rover, his new app, and why you shouldn't read the Terms & Conditions!


Aaaaand Tooter Shooter enters his Kick Ass Era, and Cotton Mouth needs a roommate!!


But also, don't miss out on Fissure doing something! On top of that! El Janitor stops in for some Janitoring!


Don't forget: write in for hero advice! 

⁠Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com⁠


Beastiality Boy: Quade Wayne

Insta @quade_wayne

Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino


Tooter Shooter: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:"Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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6 months ago
1 hour 17 minutes 18 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.3 Ep.6 ZED (Russell Samler)

This week the boys get in a St. Paddies day scuffle with a God! Then they talk it out over a doobie! Zed teaches the boys about the 1st major Hero Union the Pantheon, why true hero's don't wear blue jeans, god rebrandings, why good hangs are more important than saving lives, the origin of the Minotaur, rebuilding the rubble side of town, that its ok to be straight, and that we are all a lil gay.


Oh! and Cotton Mouth shows off his new move the Inner Thigh Slither Attack, and Tooty Shooty is forced to bust out a move still in development, the Liquid Fart!


Actually additionally, Tooty Shooty is finally honest about the Super Suit-tuation!


Gather your family for this St. Paddies Day Special episode!


And also, write in for hero advice! 

⁠Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com⁠


ZED : Russell Samler 

IG: @russellsamler

Check out his podcast!

Connor's Ep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iffpLuZ8wFA

Theo's Ep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JmnYLiH_nc


Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino


Tooty Shooty: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: ⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway⁠

License: ⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


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8 months ago
1 hour 2 minutes 14 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.3 Ep.5 Boner Boy (Kent Hunter)

This week Boner Boy teaches Tooty Shooty and Cotton Mouth about the power of growing and showing, dads dick pills, what it’s like being a big dong country mouse in the big PP city, how to become a Registered Sex Hero, the secrets behind penis durability, and shows us cock tricks! And Also he pushed his limits and invented the Dick Jizzcuzzi!

Plus! Hear about Tooty and Cottonmouths trip to Dr. Urine’s Piss Dungeon! 

And even more! They scuffled with Snake Assassins! 


Yet still more! Check out Don Kramers new music video here:

https://youtu.be/XozWA3FFoaI?si=2I0jYI1Selrz3ORZ


And also, write in for hero advice! 

Notmyfavoritehero@gmail.com


Boner Boy: Kent Hunter 

IG: @kenthuntercomedy


Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino


Tooty Shooty: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licens

Montage Music by AudioCoffee: 

https://www.audiocoffee.net/Upbeat Country Blues (loop ver.1)

Upbeat Country Blues (loop ver.2)

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10 months ago
1 hour 4 minutes 53 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.3 Ep. 4 Dr. Urine (Eoghan Gallivan)

This week Tooty Shooty and Cottonmouth talk all things pee with Dr. Urine. Get your bed pans ready! This episode is as piss soaked as young Dr. Urines pants.

Dr. Urine goes beyond the piss and teaches us about urology, the dangers of pee back ups, how to turn your shame into strength, charming yet slutty uncles, why the WNBA is so slippery, and some guy he has locked in his basement!

Plus! Also!

Dr. Urine and Tooty Shooty bond over harnessing our dirty holes!

And! Plus! More! As well!

Cottonmouth relates because he is a freak!

Also! Even more than you thought!

Tooty Shooty does volunteer work and Cottonmouth is shedding...like a lot!


Dr. Urine: Eoghan Gallivan

Insta: @tribalsleeve

Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino


Tooty Shooty the Fartist Formally known as the Anussent Bystander Assister: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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1 year ago
1 hour 7 minutes 9 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.3 EP.3 Tammi Lynn (Maggi Mayfield)

This week the Anussent-Bystander-Assister and Cottonmouth catch Tammi Lynn on her Tammi Lynn's Tuna Noodle Casserole Tuesdays Tour! She shares motherly advice about the Mid-West, the secret to a perfect Tuna Noodle Casserole, wet noodle dreams, Moon Man Made Moon Mayonnaise (MMMMM,) the secret moon invasion, and how to use comfort food for road rage!




And also additionally Cottonmouth showcases a new power: the Kinda Camouflage!




Plus actually, the Fartist Formally Known as Janus Jazzplin showcases his new power: the Blue Dart! As well as doing science and convincing everyone he totally didn't murder the Dead Guy in the studio!




Tammi Lynn from Tammi Lynn's Tuna Noodle Casserole Tuesdays Tour: Maggi Mayfield

Insta: @maggimayfield

+ Check out her very funny musical comedy!

YouTube: @maggimayfieldcomedy




Deadbeat Dad/Dead Guy: Mark Godfrey


Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino




Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha




Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/






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1 year ago
1 hour 5 minutes 55 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.3 EP.2 Divorced Dad (Zach Leboza)

ITS THE VALENTINES SPECIAL! YAY LOVE!

This week the Terrific Tooter and Cotton Mouth are broken hearted. Divorced Dad teaches us the cause of Erectile Disfunction, when to get into a relationship, how to do the perfect divorce, about life after love and love after life, how to solve world hunger by imprisoning healers and turkeys, and that love is dead and you should stop trying.

Happy Valentines Day!

And also you won't believe it, the Fantastic Farter becomes a father and was immediately cut out of his sons life, Cotton Mouth finds a wet way to inner earth, and Fissure keeps moaning!


Divorced Dad: Zach Leboza

Insta: @latinxleboza

Podcast: ATX Comedy Review


Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino


Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Cocoon: Blade Frank

Insta: @bladejfrank


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/



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1 year ago
58 minutes 4 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.3 EP.1 Purple Thunder/Don Kramer (Dom LaMarca)

**ANOTHER GREAT PLACE TO START FOR NEW LISTENERS.**


This week the Fartist Formally Known as Diamond Dairy-Air returns from a romantic getaway with Fissures mom and the new Co-Host/potential side kick Cotton Mouth settles into the SSSHH-HH. Purple Thunder teaches us about stylish entrances, vodka, growing up powerless, split personalitys, the effectiveness of negging, Penjamins, and the importance of dissasociating.




Plus! Don Kramer hits hard with bars.

Plus also! Don Kramer shows us his super mask made out of man skin!




Purple Thunder/Don Kramer: Dom LaMarca

Insta: @Upspliffted

Youtube: Upspliffted Inc.




Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino




Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha




Cocoon: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank




Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/




Super Beat:very dark hip hop beat 84 bpm.aif by exotonestudio -- https://freesound.org/s/416989/


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1 year ago
1 hour 9 minutes 15 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 FINALE! Cottonmouth (Connor Corsentino)

Returning from a crazy long 1 month break the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure discuss the Wiffle Ball Finals, Fissure's stand against the PP, and the milk is officially un-F*CKed with! Then we learn about inner earth, lizard people, PP highschool, the Desert, first kiss/kills, and the soothing sensation of a warm rock with Cottonmouth!

AS WELL AS the truth behind the milk prophesy and stick around for the Diamond Dairy-air to lose all his friends! Loneliness! Betrayal! and More!


Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank


Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Benson Reynolds, Dr. Bones: Josiah Carlson

fb&insta: @ajosiahcarlson  

(CHECK OUT HIS ART IT'S PRETTY RAD)


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


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1 year ago
1 hour 34 minutes 22 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 EP.8 Black Head (Derek Schoonover)

This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure are stickier than usual! Black Head teaches us about ether bars, estate sales, confidence paint, the joy of killing, heavy thoughts, Kevin's lil buns, scoliosis of the penis, and the difference between juice and Jews. 

Plus! The Diamond Dairy-Air found a milk prophesy, had a meeting with big nut, and snaps!

And more plus! Fissure is fresh off a 5 day honey bath and sells explicit photos of the Diamond Dairy-Air to the media!


Black Head: Derek Schoonover

FB&Insta: @dontbefun


Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank


Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/



Casa Bossa Nova Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/








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3 years ago
1 hour 48 minutes 6 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 EP.7 Crimson Tide (Rachel Ayres)

This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure go through Girls Maturation with Crimson Tide. We learn about the flow, the patriarchy and the Pacific Protectors, the power of Midol, the super wage gap, and how to empathize with women!

Plus! There is even more than what's listed above, ya know? Fissure got back from a Villain's Retreat and the Diamond Dairy-Air is innitiated into the secret milk society, the 2%!

Plus! An after-credit scene just like in a real super hero movie! WOW!


Crimson Tide: Rachel Ayres 

Insta: @rachelayres17


Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank


Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha



Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


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4 years ago
1 hour 20 minutes 12 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 E.6 Semi-Translucent Man (Steve Johnson)

This week Semi-Translucent Man teaches the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure about water combat on land, Shamanman's Tiny Tikes, balancing your bowel chakra, and toes. Plus he gets the boys high on him!

And, plus, there is more! Meet Diamond Dairy-Air's cat Lil' Cream and Fissure opens up about his scratchy addiction. 


Semi-Translucent Man: Steve Johnson

Insta: @funny.for.today

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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4 years ago
1 hour 11 minutes 33 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 E.5 Captain Priapism (David Anderson)

This week Captain Priapism teaches the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure about global politics, super wars, nuclear vs. herbal boner pills, Chernobyl, the solution to world hunger, his seamen, conflict resolution, and what gets him hard and soft. 

And! Hear about Fissure's close call with insest, and the Diamond Dairy-Air's long nap.


Captain Priapism: David Anderson

Insta: @davidanderson61385

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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4 years ago
1 hour 18 minutes 26 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 E.4: Archive (Jon Hodge)

This week Archive stretches the 3rd eyes of the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure with his in depth knowledge of milk pasturization, the PP Pre-Crime Unit, Brain Kegels, the $52.99 program, and morals. 

And! Hear about Fissures big balls, and DD's new super suit: Smock:67.


Archive: Jon Hodge

Insta: @5299program

Seeking enlightenment and increased office productivity?!?!?!?!!!???? 5299program.com

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha



Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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4 years ago
1 hour 31 minutes 36 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 E.3: Dr. Bones (Josiah Carlson)

This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure interview their first villain! Dr. Bones teaches us about, bones, being old, old fashioned misogyny, ice cream headaches, his non physical relationship with his mother, and metamucil.


Benson Reynolds, Dr. Bones: Josiah Carlson

fb&insta: @ajosiahcarlson  

(CHECK OUT HIS ART IT'S PRETTY RAD)

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Charvis: Charvis

@theelevator

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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4 years ago
1 hour 26 minutes 44 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 E.2: Karma (Laura Branning)

This week Karma teaches the Diamond Dairy-air and Fissure about leading souls to death, spirituality, volunteering, killing innocent people, J-walking, astrology, and playing dirty with a banana for the sake of the karmic balance. 


Karma: Laura Branning

FB&Insta: @wittylaura

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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4 years ago
51 minutes 52 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.2 E.1 El Janitor, Joe (Chris Jessop)

GREAT EPISODE FOR 1ST LISTENS - We have better microphones!

After the Tragic ending of Season 1 the My Favorite Hero Podcast has rebranded and relocated to the basement of the SSSHH-
HH.

In this episode the Diamond Dairy-air and Fissure learn about the super custodial arts from Joe, the Janitor at the Super Secret Super Hero Halfway House Hideout (The SSSHH-HH.) We discuss all sorts of messes including emotional messes! We learn about Lenny's Sponge Debacle, Joes famous taint, villain cable, Hitler's twisted custodial career, and cleaning tips you can use at home! 

Plus! Supe-scoops from Fissure and the Diamond Dairy-air's therapy sessions!


El Janitor, Joe: Chris Jessop 

fb&Insta: @chris_jessop1

Fissure: Blade Frank

fb&Insta @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue 

Insta: @theodoros.blue.ha


Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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4 years ago
1 hour 39 minutes 53 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
Mission Report WFTMT EP: 1 A Story of Hope

The Lactose Lancer is called in on a new mission to find out who f*cked the Mole Thing and it turns out we can just do the podcast instead of a ton of paper work!




Lactose Lancer: Theodoros Blue

Young Kevin: Kevin Giyna

Theme:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/





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4 years ago
34 minutes 40 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.1 EP.7 Turbo Negro (Drey Bibutsuhoze)

This week the Lactose Lancer and Young Kevin learn about the FEDS, super suspicion, nuclear fronts, enlighten-net, radioactive Walkman, heart felt crime, the drug lord code and MILFS.

Turbo Negro: Drey Bibutsuhoze

Lactose Lancer: Theodoros Blue

Young Kevin: Kevin Giyna

Theme:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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4 years ago
54 minutes 51 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.1 EP.6 Young Kevin

This week the Lactose Lancer gets the chance to meet his co-host Young Kevin. 




Clear: Missing

Lactose Lancer: Theodoros Blue

Young Kevin: Kevin




Theme: 

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


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4 years ago
50 minutes 53 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
S.1 EP.5 THE GATEKEEPER (Aaron Weer)

This week the Lactose Lancer and Young Kevin learn about the USSR, super power appropriation, appropriating appropriation, Kevin's super weakness, the Villainous League of Villainous Assholes, Genocide/Equality, and normies.




Lactose Lancer - Theodoros Blue




Young Kevin - Kevin




The Gatekeeper - Aaron Weer




Theme:




Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod




Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway




License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


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4 years ago
46 minutes 35 seconds

Not My Favorite Hero
Recorded live in the basement of the Super Secret Super Hero Halfway-House Hideout (the SSSHH-HH.) The golden yet defamed superhero, the Fartist Formally Known as the Diamond Dairy-air is joined by his co-host Cotton Mouth, a half snake half man who will spit in you, and Fissure a powerful villain with hero potential but is currently in a bone cocoon. Every week we interview our favorite superheroes and villains to learn about their powers, origin story and what in the heck is going on in their lives.