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Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Auriane de Rudder
36 episodes
5 days ago
Drugs! Debauchery! Divas! Drunks! Debutantes! Dates! Stories from writer Auriane de Rudder, narrated by the author herself. Boozy afterparties with guests from the story! You can get a copy of Not Literary or any of Auriane’s books by visiting Aurianederudder.com. You can also sign up for our mailing list on the site and get book tour and giveaway info. To donate to the Not Literary Podcast, Venmo @aurianederudder or Cashapp $Charlottefootlove. Any donation over $20 gets a special treat!
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Drugs! Debauchery! Divas! Drunks! Debutantes! Dates! Stories from writer Auriane de Rudder, narrated by the author herself. Boozy afterparties with guests from the story! You can get a copy of Not Literary or any of Auriane’s books by visiting Aurianederudder.com. You can also sign up for our mailing list on the site and get book tour and giveaway info. To donate to the Not Literary Podcast, Venmo @aurianederudder or Cashapp $Charlottefootlove. Any donation over $20 gets a special treat!
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Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
El Tarzan: The Hottest Human I Have EVER Seen! w/ Special Guest Shauna

Author Auriane de Rudder shares the tale of a recent, literally shi**y trip to Sayulita Mexico. What happened to this Pueblo Magico that made it's magic so fleeting? Why are there drunk townies haunting the gate of her Airbnb? Is there a zombie apocalypse? What should be done about the sewage issue, seriously?! Also, is God communicating through early 2000s eps of Gossip Girl? And most importantly: WHO IS EL TARZAN? Where did he come from and how is he SO SO SO HOT?


Afterward, Shauna joins for a boozy afterparty and the girls discuss AirBnbs (are they evil?), their holiday naughty and nice list, their fear and distaste of Conservative "values," and more.


You can find back issues of the Not Literary Podcast anywhere you like to listen, or ay Aurianederudder.com. Check out Auriane's books, there, too! Follow @Aurianederudder and @Men_Arent_Funny on Instagram and Youtube for new stories from her upcoming release, Men Aren't Funny.

If you're the sugar daddy type, send money to our Venmo @NotLiterary


Big thanks to Shauna for guesting and everyone for listening. And El Tarzan, if you're out there....Call me. XO Gossip Girl, uhh...I mean Auriane.

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7 months ago
2 hours 12 minutes 44 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Sirens: New Fiction by Auriane de Rudder
We are BACK from our Technical-Difficulty-Induced hiatus and, man, does it feel good! Today, Auriane shares her new, fiction story, Sirens, a Tennessee tale about addiction, recovery, hillbilly makeovers, pristine interior design, and potential drowning. Since today's fiction format is a little longer than our usual tale, we're skipping the after party, but don't worry! We'll be back with 2 guests on our next episode, and we're sure to have a bigger (and boozier) after party then.  Are you interested in telling a totally unpretentious story here, on the Not Literary Podcast? Email us at NotLiterary@gmail.com and pitch it to us. Tell us a little about you, and a little about the story you want to tell, and whatever format of storytelling you'd like to use.  As usual, you can find Auriane at Aurianederudder.com or on Instagram @aurianederudder. Want to support the pod? Our venmo is @NotLiterary, or just go buy Auriane's books. Thanks for listening!
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1 year ago
1 hour 4 minutes 5 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Crack Problem! With Special Guest Shauna
This month we discuss the ramifications of not giving a about your bad reputation, and I tell the infamous I PEED ON HIS KEYBOARD story. Spoiler: I pee on his keyboard. Also, Shauna tries Salvia. And has anyone here smoked "Crack Weed?"
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1 year ago
53 minutes 35 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
BatBosses with Special Return Guest, Matt!
Split personalities, errant granny panties, car crashes, child bands, homophobes and MORE! You wanna hear about some crazy, fu*kin' bosses? We got em, baby! Wanna be on the show? Email us your idea for a story at Notliterary@gmail.com You can find our host, Auriane de Rudder at aurianederudder.com and on her socials @aurianederudder Love us?! Tip us on Venmo @NotLiterary Happy New Year, Everyone! Xoxo The Not Literary Podcast
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1 year ago
1 hour 22 minutes 56 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
The Unsolved Mysteries of the 13th Floor
Happy Thanksgiving! On this episode, I tell you a story about my first night working in The Belvedere Hotel in Baltimore. Did I learn Mafia crime secrets? Was everyone just with me?! Do we solve an actual Unsolved Mystery?! Like, from THE TV SHOW? At the afterparty, I'm joined by Stephanie, who also worked at the Belvedere, and our conversation goes off the rails! Severed legs! Haunted elevators! Murders! Ex-cons! Death poetry! And....omg the end is SICK!! I hope you have a wonderful Holiday season, and we don't accidentally make you toss your mashed potatoes! Warning! Yucky stories ahead! But also, it's really good, guys...
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1 year ago
1 hour 18 minutes 13 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Welcome To California! With special guest Korey Clarke
We're back for Season 5 with new stories, new guests and new announcements! Today, Auriane tells a story about her first week living in LA...or Long Beach...Wait, aren't they the same thing? Afterward, we are joined by Long Beach Local and new LA resident, Korey Clarke for a boozy afterparty. We discuss the difference between Long Beach and LA, the weird beef between them, and which is better. Also, why is everyone such a hater on LA? Are they right? Or are they #JustJealous ? Find Auriane's books, shows and more by visiting www.aurianederudder.com. You can follow The Why Horror? Podcast @thewhyhorrorpodcast and find Auriane online @aurianederudder. INterested in being on the NOt LIterary Podcast? Wanna tell us a story? Email Auriane a little about yourself, and what kind of story you'd like to tell at Aurianederudder@gmail.com, or DM her on Instagram.
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2 years ago
1 hour 54 minutes 17 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Season Four Finale: LET’S TALK ABOUT FOOTPORN...With Special Guest Shauna!
Recorded from Mexico, it's finally time to get into FOOT ! This season, we've been discussing the healthy and not so healthy things we did during the pandemic. In this episode, Auriane finally shares the most unique experience she had during lockdown, which was... creating and marketing her own... Footporn. Also! Special guest Shauna yells us why Yelp is a piece of, and shares some service industry pandemic woes and snafus. Hey, at the end of the day, it may have been rough "but you know what we didn't do? Meth!" Yeah. That's in there, too. Enjoy! You can find Auriane and all her creative work by visiting www.aurianederudder.com. Follow her on IG @aurianederudder and if you're into scary movies, check out her new show @Thewhyhorrorpodcast. Email your pandemic confessions to Aur directly Aurianederudder@gmail.com and get a FREE FOOT PIC lolll. Xoxo for now! See you next season!
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2 years ago
1 hour 22 minutes 1 second

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Did you have a NAUGHTY OR NICE Pandemic? Whatever. Lets go to the Bar!
We're back and discussing our pandemics, for better or for worse. But first! Auriane leads you through a special, Christmas mediation...let's get cocktails with our chosen family at The Bar! After the party, is the Afterparty and we're joined by Aur's friends from back in the day, Gabe, Ryan and Poet Mykl Levi. Levi even gives us an impromptu poetry reading! Merry Christmas Everyone! To find out more about Mykl's books, email him directly at MLevi0214@gmail.com. And, as usual, you can find our Hostess with the Mostess at Aurianederudder.com where there are links to all her books.
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2 years ago
1 hour 9 minutes 32 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Not Literary Meditation: Betty Ford Spa-Day with Lindsay Lohan AND Falling for Poet Stephen Zerance!
Happy Lohan Holiday! Today's episode is Lohan Themed, since our girl Linds is poised for a come back. We do a Lindsay themed meditation, and then are joined by Poet Stephen Zerance for an afterparty. Find out all about Stephen at @stephenzerance or @lvcifers_revenge2 or sign up to get his new poetry FO FREE at stephenzerance.substack.com. You can find your host, author Auriane de Rudder on IG and Tiktok @aurianederudder or visit Aurianederudder.com to get any of her books. Interested in Aurianes' new gig as host of the Why Horror Podcast? Follow @thewhyhorrorpodcast on IG and TikTok and stay tuned til our premier in January! Stay healthy, babes! Errybody gettin sick rn!! 😬💀🤒 Xoxo Aur 🤸‍♀️🌈💕 OH! And here is the link for the Lindsay 911 call from Betty Ford, for our die hard Lohan fans. https://youtu.be/kdqQrs-bDtU
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2 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 23 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Halloween Meditation and Pandemic Tales: Auriane Builds a Bunker with Special Guest Justin Mayfield!
The #NotLiteraryPodcast is back, baby!! Just in time for Halloween! Join us while we zen out with a little non-pretentious autumn meditation, and then pop the champagne and talk about the batshit crazy things we did during the...Pandemic. 👻😱👽👻 That's right, we have FINALLY stepped out of our denial/nostalgia phase and into our let's-process-this-mess phase, but don't worry. We're just as irreverent and light as ever. And there's always cocktails at the afterparty. 🍸🍹🍸🍹 This month, we are joined by extra special guest Justin Mayfield from I Wore Lipstick, Adveket Cosmetics and now...the Why Horror? Podcast. You can find out more about Justin @JustinMayfieldArt or by visiting IWoreLipstick.org. As always, you can find Auriane and all her writing at www.AurianedeRudder.com. Follow our new HORROR PODCAST @whyhorrorpodcast and stay tuned for updates! 🥰🦶👠📖📚🍸🍹So...what's the craziest thing you did during quar? Contact Auriane @aurianederudder in Instagram and let us know. You may make it into our next episode!
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3 years ago
58 minutes 4 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Daydrinking With Tupac: A Not Literary Meditation
We're back for season 4 of the Not Literary Podcast! This time, instead of totally unpretentious Storytelling, we're doing totally unpretentious Meditations. These are meant to chill you out, make you smile and sometimes even make you laugh. After each meditation, we're joined by a special guest for an afterparty, complete with cocktails! Join us and de-stress, Not Literary Style.
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3 years ago
24 minutes 8 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Baltimore Stories and Bad Girls of the 2000s with Special Guest Stephen Zerance!
This month, I read Temp to Perm, a short story about a temp job GONE WRONG (ever heard of a KILL TANK, anyone??!) in Charm City. Afterward, I'm joined by critically acclaimed poet (and my friend!) Stephen Zerance.am we get into some more gritty Baltimore Tales about psychotic twinks, teens in trunks and Jon Benet Waters. Stephen also reads a poem from his first book of poetry, Safe Danger, (BUY IT, TRUST ME) available on Amazon. Find and follow Stephen on Twitter @stephnz, or on Instagram @stephenzerance or follow his Bad-Girls-of-the-2000s meets Satanic-Cult-Worship meme page @lvcifers_revenge. Find your host, author Auriane de Rudder on IG @aurianederudder or go to Aurianederudder.com.
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3 years ago
1 hour 33 minutes 46 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
35 Cents: Stories from New York City!
Near-death experiences, Hasidic jerk offs, random legs falling from the sky, and so much more... it's New York City, baby! This month I'm joined by my friend Melissa, a long time New Yorker and we are telling lots of stories from NYC. I also read my story, 35 Cents, which is about a weird near-death experience in the city when I was a child. Shout out to Ink Babies Literary Magazine, where 35 Cents was originally published.
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3 years ago
43 minutes 39 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
A Southern California Love Story: Valentine’s Day Episode with Roddy Tullenz and Bre Kelley!
What happens when the douchebag you're dating thinks he's a bad boy in a movie, but he's actually more, like... Rumpelstiltskin? Auriane reads a new story (with AND BLOOD in it! Happy Vday) and is joined by filmmaker Jason Willford and stand-up comedian Bre Kelley. Btw, guys, THEY'RE IN LUVVVV! See, Not Literary isn't only for loveless cynics! Check out Jason's film Disco Demons at https://youtu.be/DyUxhXAvx7A and follow Bre @brefartturd and hunt down Roddy Tullenz in the flesh by following @latenightkaraokelbc or @nightmare_tycoon. Author Auriane de Rudder is your host and can be found at Aurianederudder.com or @aurianederudder
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3 years ago
1 hour 14 minutes 8 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
And then...I Took My Top Off. NEW YEAR’S EVE SPECIAL with Not Literary and Reggie’s Bar! F Omicron!
This month, I tell a tale about FREAKING OUT and then realizing that maybe, just maybe, things are actually okay. Or maybe even, pretty good? Seemed right for #thesetryingtimes. After the story is the after party with writer Garin Pirnia and then we open...Reggie's Bar! Never been to Reggie's? It's an online bar for days (and NYE's, apparently) where ya can't go out. Or for people who just like to drink in their sweat pants. Win! Win! Spoiler: I don't make it to midnight and yes, I take my top off. Are your ears horny, now?? Happy New Year!
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3 years ago
30 minutes 59 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Not Literary Holiday eSpecie With Jesse Cooley!
Merry Christmas! Happy Ramadan! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Hanukkah! In this episode: Getting hit on by monks, bathing with flea and tick shampoo, CHRISTMAS CHEER (in the form of public masturbation 😑), and of course a brand new holiday story from author Auriane de Rudder. Oh! And don't forget about Jesse and Auriane's holiday video, Cocaine Country Xxxmas! https://youtu.be/Rjd3TZtkMOI follow Jesse on IG @reaumurs and get ya paws on Auriane's books at aurianederudder.com. Happy New Year, everyone!
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3 years ago
1 hour 19 minutes 37 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Season Two Finale!! Donnie the Dog F*cker and Afterparty with Erin the ”Buxom Brunette” from Rebound
There's no gentle way to put this. This week, I'm going to introduce you to a literal dog f*cker. Fasten your seatbelts this is going to be a disgusting ride. Afterward, I'm joined by Erin, the "Buxom Brunette" from Rebound, and we talk about all the important stuff, like pimps, taking shots and, uhh, cheese?
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3 years ago
1 hour 11 minutes

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Amateur Night with THE SLUTTYS!!!
This week, we read Amateur Night, a story about New Years Eve and...well? Boogins. Afterwards I'm joined by my friend (Brittney) and my other friend (Carolyn) and we reminisce about pimps, bar fights and our .
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4 years ago
1 hour 9 minutes 45 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Tumbleweeds and an afterparty with my fellow Band Aid, P(J)enny Lane!!
I tell the story of my first night working at Tumbleweeds, a country/hiphop nightclub with some very seedy clientele. For real tho, I had to pull a BABY out of the wet tshirt contest, y'all!! Afterwards I'm joined by none other than the famous Band-Aid Jenny Lane (ha) and we talk about band boys, bar scars and crashing weddings/pretending to be lost Midwesterners stuck at CMA fest. Xoxo Sapphire
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4 years ago
1 hour 2 minutes 16 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Don’t ya Wanta Fanta?!
This week I tell the story of the time my BFF and I sold sodas on the street dressed as Fantanas. With hobos. And then got chased by the cops. And so much more! Erna, or Svana from the story joins us at the afterparty and WE.GET.MESSY. Also, if you don't know about heisting the Buffalo Trace buffalo, now you know...
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4 years ago
1 hour 23 minutes 10 seconds

Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Drugs! Debauchery! Divas! Drunks! Debutantes! Dates! Stories from writer Auriane de Rudder, narrated by the author herself. Boozy afterparties with guests from the story! You can get a copy of Not Literary or any of Auriane’s books by visiting Aurianederudder.com. You can also sign up for our mailing list on the site and get book tour and giveaway info. To donate to the Not Literary Podcast, Venmo @aurianederudder or Cashapp $Charlottefootlove. Any donation over $20 gets a special treat!