She's right around the Cora-ner, so you'd better watch out. Who are we kidding, she's Ah Amazing Ah Ah Amazing!
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Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
America's Funniest Home Videos
Austin Parrish - THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E5 "The Beach"
Brian Gallivan - SASSY GAY FRIEND - Hamlet
George's Lament - The Drowsy Chaperone
Griffin McElroy - Monster Factory: Fallout 4 — Episode 1
Spongebob Squarepants S2E3a "Big Pink Loser"
Trixie Mattel - UNHhhh Ep 32: "Thanxgiving" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova
Welcome to 2025! It has been a hell of a decade for us behind the scenes here. But, we're getting back to it after a little break with Once Upon a TIme's first ever Dream Ballet! You know, it's a bit odd to frame an episode's action as "sleeping" but we're here for it, as we always are.
Also, let me tell you, we have the next episodes already recorded and in editing now. Y'all are in for a TREAT!
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Aja Miyake-Mugler - Give It To Me Straight | Ep29
Aja Miyake-Mugler - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S9E3 "Draggily Ever After"
America's Funniest Home Videos
Brynne Price and Nicole Price - Moonlight Densetsu (AKA Sailor Moon Theme Song)
Chris Allen - The Last Sun (AKA Drag Race Elimination Music)
Divina De Campo - RuPaul's Drag Race UK - Season 1 Episode 6 "Thirsty Werk"
Futurama S2E2 "Brannigan, Begin Again"
Well, 2024 was kinda just "fart_noise.mp3", right? Well, a tradition is a tradition, and goddammit, we're STICKING TO IT.
And speaking of, thanks for sticking with us! We should have more silly stuff coming out soon with Season 2! Take care of yourselves and those you love!
So we know Ruby is a werewolf. But what we DON'T know is if there are any sexy man werewolves around. Well, listener, this episode really answers that question for us. There's also a hot mouse. LISTEN, this one is all on some kind of Omegaverse stuff that is on another plane of existence for us.
Just remember, there's a she wolf in the closet. Open up and set it free. A-woo!
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
30 Rock - S2E8 "Secrets and Lies"
Breaking News!
Sarah, our special Neal correspondent, met a couple actors from Once Upon a Time at an Encino Dunkin' mere DAYS after recording the episode. Enjoy her thrilling recount of the story here!
Josh and Ginnifer, if you are by chance listening, we would absolutely LOVE to have you on the pod to talk about your time on the show and Storybrooke. Have your people reach out to our people. Who am I kidding, we don't have people. You can reach us at notevenoncepod@gmail.com. Thanks for (possibly) listening!!
Hey, this going back and forth between past Enchanted Forest and present Storybrooke is getting a bit overwhelming. Maybe we should just take a chill pill for a bit on that.
...or maybe let's do something completely different and flip the script and do real world flashbacks and present day Enchanted Forest. And who the heck is this guy from Broken, by the way?
This episode, we have our friend Sarah guesting. And she's seen Once Upon a TIme even more than Bob! This one is some good stuff, y'all!
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Aja Miyake-Mugler - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S9E3 "Draggily Ever After"
America's Funniest Home Videos
American Dad S8E10 "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
Arrested Developent S1E4 :Key Decisions"
Bangor, Maine Canadian Appreciation Day Tourism Commercial 1995
French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris
Heidi N Closet - RuPaul's Drag Race S12E8 "Droop"
I Can't Believe You've Done This
Jacob Wysocki - Game Changer S6E3 "Sam Says 3"
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Content Warning: This episode contains discussion related to the following plot elements: Body Horror, Emetophobia, Child Death, Child Abandonment, Harm to Children, and Children In Severe Emotional Distress.
Happy Halloween!!! So, how about something completely different for Spooky Season? In this bonus episode, we discuss some good, old-fashioned Dungeons and Dragons (BUT SPOOOOOKY) with the first episode of Dimension 20's Neverafter. This season blends fairy tale characters with horror, so very fitting for us! Except... there was... no... GREEN SCREEN!
You can watch the first episode of Neverafter for free on Youtube! The rest of the season lives on Dropout.TV, who aren't sponsoring us, but we'd bet you'd like their stuff.
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Just in time for spooky season, we have Once Upon a Time's first proper Halloween episode. Trick or Treat! Ahhh for you, Regina, I have a heaping helping of TRAUMA. Now don't TP my house. LOVE your costume, girl.
And on this episode, we have our friend and horror writer, Santana Segriff! She tells us all about Frankenstein, Mary Shelley, how she legitimately thought that Emma and Regina were together in the show thanks to Tumblr, and more! You can check out her stuff on her Instagram, @santanasegriffwrites! Thanks for joining, Santana!
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show"
Brandon Rogers - NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL Episode 2
Gia Gunn - RuPaul's Drag Race S6E1 "RuPaul's Big Opening Part 1"
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Kandy Muse - RuPaul's Drag Race S13E12 "The Nice Queens Roast"
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde
Mercedes Iman Diamond - Rupaul's Drag Race S11E2 "Good God Girl, Get Out"
Spongebob Squarepants - S3E48 "Squilliam Returns"
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Office S5E8 "Business Trip"
WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!
Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers - Believe in Yourself (Arthur Theme Song)
I sure love Once U-Paw-n a Time!
Remember when there was a whole subplot in this movie about a Russian Circus? I sure as hell don't. I also don't think the movie does!
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Title Music: "From the Heart" from Air Bud, composed by Brahm Wenger, with some special spice from Lexi!
Well, here we are. We made it, folks. We finally have the full primary cast of the show revealed. And HE is here. Our favorite pirate. The hottest man. After a long night of hooking, he finally made it to steal Rumplestiltzkin's wife.
To celebrate, we had our good friend and very talented singer Shawn on the show as a guest! You can listen to his single, To Be Needed, on Spotify or iTunes. You can also follow him on Instagram and Twitter (WARNING, this is very NSFW). To Be Needed is also our outro music this episode. Thanks for letting us use it, Shawn!
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show"
Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.
Bob the Drag Queen and Jinkx Monsoon - Only Child
French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Scarlet Envy - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 6 Meet the Queens
Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere
The Office S5E8 "Business Trip"
Ok so Cora MAY or may not be threatening me as I type this. haHAHA what a funny joke that I just typed. Nothing bad at all is happening to me. But anyway, Lancelot was really great and hot in this episode and DEFINITELY not Cora in disguise. What can't she do??
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Alyssa Edwards - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S5E5 "Snatch Game"
American Dad S8E10 "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
Bangor, Maine Canadian Appreciation Day Tourism Commercial 1995
Brandon Rogers - NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL Episode 2
DJ Khaled - Complex Closets : DJ Khaled Shows His Sneaker Closet
I Can't Believe You've Done This
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Jeremy Sweet - Rock the Dragon (Dragon Ball Z Intro)
Maya Rudolph Mother’s Day Monologue - SNL
Spongebob Squarepants - S3E48 "Squilliam Returns"
State Anthem of the Soviet Union
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
We're going bicoastal! From Maine all the way over to Washington for this one. Welcome to our bonus side quest of examining all of the ways that the basketball rulebook doesn't say a dog *can't* play basketball.
Also, Bob cried so many times while watching this!
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Title Music: "From the Heart" from Air Bud, composed by Brahm Wenger, with some special spice from Lexi!
We may be both, but are we neither? Does the absence of Stealthy really make us less than? Will Mayor Cunty Reginarock With a Handbag get a lot of character development this season? Will Mary Margaret ever wake up from that bolo to the head? Oh, I don't know. I just like asking questions.
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Brandon Rogers - NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL Episode 2
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Kim Kardashian - Kourtney and Kim Take New York
Partnership for a Drug Free USA PSA
Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
New season? New problems. Well, not for us. For Regina mostly. And I guess for Emma and Mary Margaret. Ok, I guess the plot do be thickening a LOT. And Rumplestiltzkin is still a bozo.
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Alyssa Edwards - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S5E5 "Snatch Game"
America's Funniest Home Videos
American Dad S8E10 "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.
Kandy Muse - RuPaul's Drag Race S13E12 "The Nice Queens Roast"
Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello
Scarlet Envy - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 6 Meet the Queens
We look back on our time working in the the Once Upon a Time podcast mines, and what a great time we've had!
Also, we look forward to Season 2, which is coming very soon! We're just totally hooked!
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Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
We did it, Joe! We made it through all of Season 1 of Once Upon a Time and MAN are we happy to share this one with you! This was Lexi's very first time watching any of Once Upon a Time after editing this podcast for us and hearing Seth and Bob talk all about it, so it's good that she enjoyed it tbh.
We'll have a full season retrospective coming next week, so be sure to keep your ears peeled for that! And then........ SEASON 2 is just around the corner! Along with some other fun bonuses that are gonna be peppered in.
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Bob - @thekidaintright
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Arthur - S2E19a "D.W,'s Name Game"
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.
Brandon Rogers - NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL Episode 2
Family Guy - S19E19 "Family Cat"
Futurama - S4E1 "Kif gets Knocked Up a Notch"
I Can't Believe You've Done This
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Kandy Ho - RuPaul's Drag Race S7E5 "The DESPY Awards"
Maine Senior Games Commercial 1989
Mark Garza - Kid Says Blood (Funny) [Original Version No Longer on YouTube].
Monster Factory - Making a Golf All-Star in Tiger Woods '08
Pepperoni Shakira - Calm aesthetic elevator music (ft. jiafei & Cupcakke)
Rugrats S5E8 "The Word of the Day"
Spongebob Squarepants S3E12 "Chocolate with Nuts"
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Trixie Mattel - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S3E4 "All Stars Snatch Program"
Seth and Bob went on a little field trip to see Once Upon a Time's very own Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) perform in the Goodman Theatre production of The Penelopiad.
It was an excellent performance and we really try to do our best here to bring you with us to the show as much as possible. We hope we did this fantastic production justice!
You can see more about this production, including some videos of the performance and behind the scenes interviews at the Goodman's website: https://www.goodmantheatre.org/show/the-penelopiad/
Remember to support your local theatres!!!
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Title Music: a selection from Samuel Davis's score for the Goodman Theatre production of The Penelopiad
Pinocchio really said "Faaaather, when can I leave to be on my oooown? I've got the whole worldussy!" and Geppetto really said "Bet."
Also, don't forget to tune in for CBS's new Tuesday night Copaganda line-up! I don't want to spoil the name of the show here because I think it's genuinely delightful when it COMPLETELY sends the two of us.
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
Amy Vorpahl - Breaking News S6E11 "The Rise of Count Dancula"
Arrested Development S1E10 "Pier Pressure"
Aunty Chan - IMHO | Drag Race Season 13 Episode 8 Review!
Aunty Chan - IMHO | Drag Race Season 13 PREMIERE!
Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.
Coco Montrese - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S5E5 "Snatch Game"
Family Guy - S19E19 "Family Cat"
Gabriel Gundacker - Zendaya is Meechee
Game Grumps - Devil's Third: Time of Our Lives
Game Grumps - Sonic Adventure DX: Golden Candy
Gia Gunn - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4E3 "Snatch Game of Love"
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde
Maine Senior Games Commercial 1989
Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga
Nicholas Fraser - Why You Always Lying?
Partnership for a Drug Free USA PSA
Robot Chicken - S1E12 "What a Twist"
Schmoyoho ft. Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder Song
Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot - Bonnie & Clyde
SnapCube - Sonic the Hedgehog Real-Time Fandub
Sonny Curtis - Love is All Around (Mary Tyler Moore Show Theme)
Spongebob Squarepants - S3E48 "Squilliam Returns"
Steven Universe - S4E2 "Know Your Fusion"
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down
The Rembrandts - Friends Theme Song
The Simpsons - S7E21 "22 Short Films About Springfield"
The Whitest Kids U Know - S1E7
visitmaine.com - Space– Visit Maine :60TV
WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!
Will Baelfire work with the Rural Juror to get out of the Realm of Fairy Tales? I mean, yeah certainly. Now whether his sweaty dad is along for the ride, who even knows! He probably won't break a deal he makes, right? RIGHT?
In other news, we're going to be cataloguing and crediting all the sounds we use in our episodes that are not from us! This is part of a larger conversation related to the excellent Plagiarism and Youtube video posted in December by hbomberguy, which I would ABSOLUTELY recommend watching if you have 4 hours to spare.
We're also going to be going back and cataloguing these in older episodes as well so a) you know where these fun sounds are coming from and b) you can see the places where our twisted minds pull references from. Some of these have already been done, but this will be a longer process, so we appreciate your patience with this. <3
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A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us!
Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
Sounds in Episode sourced from:
30 Rock S1E10 "The Rural Juror"
Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show"
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Bangor, Maine Canadian Appreciation Day Tourism Commercial 1995
Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.
Bob the Drag Queen, Derrick Barry, and Acid Betty - Rupaul's Drag Race S8E4 "New Wave Queens"
Bob the Drag Queen and Jinkx Monsoon - Only Child
Coco Montrese - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S5E5 "Snatch Game"
French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris
Game Grumps - Zelda Ocarina of Time: Truth Be Told
Heidi N Closet - RuPaul's Drag Race S12E8 "Droop"
Jaida Essence Hall - RuPaul's Drag Race S12E9 "Choices 2020"
Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor
Jimmy McMillan - The Rent is Too Damn High!
Kandy Ho - RuPaul's Drag Race S7E5 "The DESPY Awards"
Kim Kardashian - Kourtney and Kim Take New York
Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga
Picnicface - All About Halifax
Scarlet Envy - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 6 Meet the Queens
Spongebob Squarepants S3E12 "Chocolate with Nuts"
Tammie Brown - Drag Race S1E9 "Reunion"
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade
WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!
Western Maine Tourism Commercial for AVCOG
Merry Crisis and a Hap Nude Deer!
Thanks for sticking with us for another year! We chat about some plans for the show and also recommend some other things that we've been enjoying!
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Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | www.scottbuckley.com.au
