In the season premiere, accompany the No Returns duo on a couple of jaunts inspired by the book, Walking Twin Cities by Holly Day and Sherman Wick.     Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on his website, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Additional Music Credits: "Alright," written by Pamela Valfer; performed by Kitty Craft. Beats and Breaks From The Flower Patch, Darla Records, 2024 (Reissue) “Skyway,” written by Paul Westerberg; performed by The Replacements. Pleased to Meet Me, Sire, 1987. “St. Paul,” written by Karen McCullough Peris; performed by The Innocence Mission. The Raindrop Cars, Therese Records, 2025. “In The City,” written by Paul Weller; performed by The Jam. In The City, Polydor, 1977. “Sleepwalk,” written by Santo Farina, Johnny Farina, and Anna Farina; performed by Santo and Johnny. Santo and Johnny, Canadian-American Records, 1959. “Carnival,” written and performed by Natalie Merchant. Tigerlily, Elektra, 1995. “Bim Bom,” written and performed by João Gilberto. 1958 “Sleepwalk,” written by Santo Farina, Johnny Farina, Anna Farina, and Betsy Brye; performed by Betsy Brye. Canadian-American Records, 1959 “Downtown,” written by Tony Hatch; performed by Petula Clark. Warner Brothers, 1964. “Galileo,” written by Emily Sailers; performed by Indigo Girls. Rite of Passage, Epic, 1992. “I Want to Come Over,” written and performed by Melissa Etheridge. Your Little Secret, Island, 1995. “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles),” written by Charlie and Craig Reid; performed by The Proclaimers. Sunshine on Leith, Chrysalis, 1988 “Autumn Sweater,” written and performed by Yo La Tengo. I Can Hear The Heart Beating As One, Matador, 1997. “Cathedrals,” written by Jay Clifford; performed by Jump Little Children. Magazine, Atlantic, 1998. “Walkin,” written by Richard Carpenter; performed by MIles Davis. Miles Davis All Star Sextet, Prestige, 1954. “Mariners Apartment Complex,” written by Elizabeth Grant and Jack Antonoff; performed by Lana Del Rey. Norman Fucking Rockwell, Interscope, 2019.

BONUS EPISODE ALERT! We thought we were wrapped up for this season of No Returns until we met Kate Russell, Senior Director of Advancement for Little Free Library! This week Kate welcomes us to the Little Free Library offices in St Paul to discuss our meet cute, the best and worst things we've found in Little Free Libraries, and the work the Little Free Library organization is doing to provide access to more books for everyone, everywhere! For more information about Little Free Library, please visit their website. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Open Book,” written by John McCrea and Greg Brown; performed by Cake. Fashion Nugget, Capricorn, 1996. “Mexico,” written by John McCrea; performed by Cake. Prolonging The Magic, Capricorn, 1998.  “Dreamdaddy,” written by Keith Ferguson; performed by World Leader Pretend. Punches, Warner Brothers, 2005.  “Books About UFOs,” written by Grant Hart; performed by Husker Du. New Day Rising, SST, 1985. “Reading Rainbow Theme Song,” written by Steve Horelick, Dennis Neil Kleinman, and Janet Weir; performed by Tina Fabrique. 1983 “I Love Reading Books,” written by Shawn Rosenblat ; performed by Blake Rules. Kids Trap, Netherfriends, 2017. “Library Song,” written by Robby Merkin, Maria O’Meara, and Luis Santeiro. Sesame Street, 1995. “Library Song,” written by Tom Chapin and Michael Mark; performed by Tom Chapin. Moonboat, Gadfly, 1989. “Books, Check ‘Em Out,” performed by Sir Mix-A-Lot. 1990. “Bookends Theme (Reprise),” written by Paul Simon; performed by Simon and Garfunkel. Bookends, Columbia, 1968.

This week, Alyssa and Kevin crack open the 1989 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records! Which records have been broken in the last 35 years and which have been maintained? The No Returns duo discuss this most impressive compendium AND even try to beat some of its listed record holders.  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: "Alright," written by Pamela Valfer; performed by Kitty Craft. Beats and Breaks From The Flower Patch, Darla Records, 2024 (Reissue) “Fight The Power,” written by Carlton Ridenhour, Eric Sadler, Hank Boxley, and Keith Boxley; performed by Public Enemy. Do The Right Thing: Original Motion PIcture Soundtrack, Motown, 1989. “Wind Beneath My Wings,” written by Larry Henley and Jeff Silbar; performed by Bette Midler. Beaches: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, Atlantic, 1988. “My Prerogative," written by Bobby Brown, Teddy Riley, Gene Griffin, Aaron Hall,  and Timmy Gatling; performed by Bobby Brown. Don’t Be Cruel, MCA, 1988. “Straight Up,” written by Elliot Wolff; performed by Paula Abdul. Forever Your Girl, Virgin, 1988 “Like A Prayer,” written by Madonna Ciccone and Patrick Leonard; performed by Madonna. Like A Prayer, Sire/Warner, 1989. “Love Shack,” written and performed by The B-52’s. Cosmic Thing, Reprise, 1989. “What I Am,” written by Edie Brickell and Kenny Withrow; performed by Edie Brickell and New Bohemians. Shooting Rubberbands at The Stars, Geffen, 1988. “Bust A Move,” written by Marvin Young, Matt Dike, and Michael Ross; performed by Young MC. Stone Cold Rhymin’, Delicious Vinyl/Island, 1989. “Back to Life (However Do You Want Me),” written by Nellee Hooper, Caron Wheeler, Simon Law, and Trevor Romeo; performed by Soul II Soul. Club Classics Vol One, Virgin, 1989. “Poison,” written by Vincent Furner, Desmond Child, and John McCurry; performed by Alice Cooper. Trash, Epic, 1989. “Yesterday,” written by Paul McCartney and John Lennon; performed by The Beatles. Help!, Capitol, 1965. “The End of The Innocence,” written by Don Henley and Bruce Hornsby; performed by Don Henley. The End of The Innocence, Geffen, 1989. “Olympic Fanfare,” composed by John Williams. 1984.  

As the change of seasons approaches, Alyssa and Kevin gather to discuss Carley Fortune's Every Summer After.  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019 Episode Music Credits: “Summer Girl,” written by Jessica Andrews, Marcel, Chagon, and James T. Slater; performed by Leighton Meester. Country Strong: More Music From The Motion Picture, RCA Nashville 2010. “These Summer Nights,” written by Miranda Scott Johnson; performed by Mïrändä. Self-released, 2021. “Lake By The Ocean,” written by Gerald Rivera and Hod David; performed by Maxwell. blackSUMMERS’night, Columbia, 2016. “Nightswimming,” written by Mike Mills and Michael Stipe; performed by R.E.M. Automatic For The People, Warner Brothers, 1992. “Modern Romance,” written by Karen Orzolek, Nick Zinner, and Brian Chase; performed by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Fever to Tell, Interscope, 2003. “Feels Like Summer,” written by Rivers Cuomo, Patrick Morrissey, Jonny Coffer, J.R. Rotem, David Dahlquist, Dan Goldberger, and Taylor Upsahl; performed by Weezer. Pacific Daydream, Crush/Atlantic, 2017. “Feels Like Summer,” written by Donald Glover and Ludwig Göransson; performed by Childish Gambino. Summer Pack, RCA, 2018. “The Boys of Summer,” written by Don Henley and Mike Campbell; performed by Don Henley. Building The Perfect Beast, Geffen, 1984.  

This week the No Returns duo welcome Alyssa's spouse, Jarred, for a conversation about the hit 90s series, Animorphs.   Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Additional Episode Music Credits: “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. "Alright," written by Pamela Valfer; performed by Kitty Craft. Beats and Breaks From The Flower Patch, Darla Records, 2024 (Reissue) “Animal, written by Joe Elliott, Phil Collen, Steve Clark, Rick Savage, and Robert John Lange; performed by Def Leppard. Hysteria, 1987, Mercury “All In Your Hands,” written by Craig Hazen, Julie Danksy, and David Wolfert; performed by Norman Orenstein. Animorphs, 1998. “Animal,” written by Kesha Sebert, Pebe Sebert, and Greg Kurstin; performed by Kesha. Animal, RCA, 2010. “Animal,” written by Dave Abbruzzese, Jeff Ament, Stone Gossard, Mike McCready, and Edward Severson; performed by Pearl Jam. Vs, Epic, 1993. “I’m Like A Bird,” written and performed by Nelly Furtado. Whoa, Nelly!, Dreamworks, 2000. “I Wanna Be Your Dog,” written by Dave Alexander, Ron Asheton, Scott Asheton, and James Osterberg; performed by Iggy Pop. The Crow: City of Angels, Hollywood, 1996. “Wolf Like Me,” written by Tunde Adebimpe, David Sitek, Kyp Malone, Jaleel Bunton, and Gerard Smith; performed by TV on The Radio. Return to Cookie Mountain, 4AD/Interscope, 2006. “Sharks,” written by Mark Sandman; performed by Morphine. Yes, Rykodisc, 1995.

This week, Alyssa and Kevin watch "Scientology: An Overview," a DVD found in a Little Free Library. They also discuss Going Clear, the HBO documentary. And if you're a Scientologist reading this, they are just jokin about it all! Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019 Episode Music Credits: "Alright," written by Pamela Valfer; performed by Kitty Craft. Beats and Breaks From The Flower Patch, Darla Records, 2024 (Reissue) “The New Pollution,” written by Beck Hansen, John King, and Michael Simpson; performed by Beck.Odelay, DGC, 1996 “Greased Lightnin’,” written by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey; performed by John Travolta. Grease, RSO, 1978. “Bohemian Rhapsody,” written by Freddy Mercury; performed by Queen. A Night At The Opera, EMI, 1975.  “Theme From Mission: Impossible,” written by Lalo Schifrin; performed by Larry Mullen and Adam Clayton. Mission: Impossible - Music From and Inspired by The Motion Picture, Mother, 1996. “Incurably Innocent,” written and performed by At The Drive In. In•ter a•li•a, Rise, 2017.  “Hard Lovin Woman,” written by Juliette Lewis and Chris Watson; performed by Juliette Lewis. Terra Incognita, The End, 2009. “Violet,” written by Courtney Love and Eric Erlandson; performed by Hole. Live Through This, DGC, 1994.  

This week, the No Returns pair attempt to bamboozle and charm their book club with tricks learned from this episode's text, The Magic World of The Amazing Randi by James Randi.  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Additional Music Credits: “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. "Alright," written by Pamela Valfer; performed by Kitty Craft. Beats and Breaks From The Flower Patch, Darla Records, 2024 (Reissue) “Strange Magic,” written by Jeff Lynne; performed by Electric Light Orchestra. Face The Music, United Artists, 1975. “Do You Believe in Magic,” written by John Sebastian; performed by Aly and AJ. Into The Rush, EMI, 2005.  “Magic,” written by Ric Ocasek; performed by The Cars. Heartbeat City, Elektra, 1984. “Houdini,” written by Dua Lipa, Kevin Parker, Danny L Harle, Caroline Ailin,  and Tobias Jesso Jr.; performed by Dua Lipa. Radical Optimism, Warner Brothers, 2024. “Abracadabra,” written by Stefani Germanotta, Andrew Watt, Henry Walter, Susan Ballion, Peter Edward Clarke, John McGeoch, and Steven Severin; performed by Lady Gaga. Mayhem, Interscope, 2025. “Abracadabra,” written by Steve Miller; performed by The Steve Miller Band. Abracadabra, Capitol, 1982 “Mindfreak,” written by Scott Albert, Mickey James, and Christopher Sarantakos; performed by Criss Angel. Mindfreak - The Official Soundtrack, Angel Productions, 2006. “Magic,” written and performed by Nick Drake. Made to Love Magic, Island, 2004.  

IS BLOOD THICKER THAN WATER!?? Alyssa and Kevin will get to the bottom of it in this week's episode about My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram.   Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “We Are Family,” written by Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards; performed by Sister Sledge. We Are Family, Cotillion, 1979 “Lady Marmalade,” written by Bob Crewe and Kenny Nolan; performed by Lil Kim, Christina Aguilera, Pink, and Mya. Moulin Rouge!, Interscope, 2001 “The First Cut is The Deepest,” written by Steven Demetre Georgiou; performed by Sheryl Crow. The Very Best of Sheryl Crow, A&M, 2003. “Sympathy Is A Knife (featuring Ariana Grande),” written by Charlotte Achison, Ariana Grande, Finn Keane, and Jonathan Shave; performed by Charli XCX and Ariana Grande. Brat And It’s Completely Different But Also Still Brat, Atlantic, 2024 “Sisters,” written by Irving Berlin; performed by Rosemary Clooney and Trudy Stevens. White Christmas, Columbia, 1954. “Theme from ‘Sister, Sister,’” written by Tim Heintz, Randy Petersen, and Kevin Quinn; performed by Carmen Carter.

This week Alyssa and Kevin gather ingredients and prepare dishes from a 1979 church cookbook, Cooking Collectibles. Many things have changed in the kitchen, but fun cooking with friends is everlasting. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Additional Music Credits: “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. "Alright," written by Pamela Valfer; performed by Kitty Craft. Beats and Breaks From The Flower Patch, Darla Records, 2024 (Reissue) “Kitchen,” written by Solana Rowe, Cody Faye, Rudolph Isley, O'Kelly Isley Jr., Ronald Isley, Ernie Isley, Marvin Isley, and Chris Jasper; performed by SZA. Lana: SOS Deluxe, Top Dawg/RCA, 2024.. “Flicka Da Wrist,” written by Courtney Millburn; performed by Chedda da Connect. Chedda World: The Album, eOne, 2015. “Pineapple Slice,” written by Tove Nilsson and Samuel George Lewis; performed by Tove Lo. Dirt Femme, Pretty Swede, 2022. “French Fries With Pepper,” written by Mark Sandman; performed by Morphine. Like Swimming, Dreamworks, 1997. “Slurf Song,” written and performed by Michael Hurley. Have Moicy!, Rounder, 1976.

This week Alyssa and Kevin discuss Lena Dunham's book of essays, Not That Kind of Girl. They also touch on the overlap between this book and Dunham’s HBO series, Girls, and Kevin takes another quiz!  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening and Closing Music Credits: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. Episode Music Credits: “Dancing On My Own,” written by Robin Carlsson and Patrik Berger; performed by Robyn. Body Talk Pt 1, Konichiwa, 2010. “Heartbeats,” written by Karin Dreijer and Olof Dreijer; performed by The Knife. Deep Cuts, Rabid, 2002. “I Love It,” written by Charlotte Aitchison, Patrik Berger, and Linus Eklöw; performed by Icona Pop featuring Charli XCX. Icona Pop, TEN, 2012.  “With You,” written by Billy Mann, Andy Marvel, and Jessica Simpson; performed by Waxahatchee. Girls - Music From The HBO Original Series, Vol 3, Interscope, 2016. “Kind of Girl,” written by Katie Gavin, Josette Maskin, and Naomi, McPherson; performed by Muna. Muna, Saddest Factory, 2022. “I Do That,” written by Shan Poo, Jason Scott, and MTN; performed by Boy/Friend and The New Deal. Self-released, 2014. “Barely Breathing,” written and performed by Duncan Sheik. Duncan Sheik, Atlantic, 1996. “Same Mistakes,” written by Jake Rabinbach and Shannon Esper; performed by The Echo Friendly. Girls - Music From The HBO Original Series, Vol. 1, Fueled by Ramen, 2013.  “Fool for Love,” written by Ben Schneider; performed by Lord Huron. Strange Tails, IAMSOUND, 2015. “Problem,” written by Natalia Sinclair, Jeff Bhasker, Guillaume Doubet, and Sky Montique; performed by Natalia Kills. Trouble, Interscope, 2013

This week Alyssa and Kevin crack open a celebrity wedding special edition of People Magazine from 2005 that likely spent years in someone’s basement, but made its way to them blessedly via Little Free Library. They discuss the fate of many of the couples featured, the extravagance of celebrity weddings, and even 2005 teeth trends versus teeth trends of today. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits:  “Cannonball,” written and performed by Damien Rice. O, Vector, 2002 “By Your Side,” written by Sade Adu,  Andrew Hale, Stuart Matthewman, and Paul S. Denman; performed by Sade. Lovers Rock, Epic, 2000 “Lights,” written by Steve Perry and Neal Schon; performed by Journey. Infinity, 1978, Columbia “Open Arms, written by Steve Perry and Jonathan Cain; performed by Journey. Escape, Columbia, 1981. “Rexall,” written and performed by Dave Navarro. Trust No One, Capitol, 2001. “God Only Knows,” written by Brian Wilson and Tony Asher; performed by The Beach Boys. Pet Sounds, Capitol, 1966.  “Unchained Melody,” written by Alex North and Hy Zaret; performed by The Righteous Brothers. Just Once In My Life, Phillies, 1965. “Only Wanna Be With You,” written by Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, Darius Rucker and Jim Sonefeld; performed by Hootie and The Blowfish. Cracked Rear View, Atlantic, 1994.

This week Alyssa and Kevin watch the modern classic, The Notebook, as found on DVD in a Little Free Library. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. “To Make You Feel My Love,” written by Bob Dylan; performed by Garth Brooks. Hope Floats: Music From The Motion Picture, Capitol Records, 1998. “There is A Light That Never Goes Out,” written by Steven Patrick Morrissey and John Marr; performed by Trespassers William. Please, Please, Please: A Tribute to The Smiths, American Laundromat, 2011. “I’ll Be Seeing You,” written by Sammy Fain and Irving Kahal; performed by Billie Holiday. Billie Holiday, Commodore Records, 1944. “Love Song,” written by Elizabeth Grant and Jack Antonoff; performed by Lana Del Rey. Norman Fucking Rockwell, Interscope, 2019. “The Luckiest,” written and performed by Ben Folds. Rockin’ The Suburbs, Sony, 2001.  “Main Title” and “Overture,” composed by Aaron Zigman. The Notebook Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, New Line Records, 2004.

For this week's episode, we read Roald Dahl's The Witches, as well as watched both the 1990 and the 2020 film versions!  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram.   Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019.   Episode Music Credits: “Season of The Witch,” written and performed by Donovan Leitch. Sunshine Superman, Epic, 1966. “I Put A Spell on You,” written by Jalacy Hawkins and Herb Slotkin; performed by Screamin Jay Hawkins. At Home With Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, Okeh, 1956. “Red Right Hand,” written by Nick Cave, Mick Harvey, and Thomas Wydler; performed by PJ Harvey. B-Sides, Demos, and Rarities, Island, 2022.   “Evil Woman,” written by Jeff Lynne; performed by Electric Light Orchestra. Face The Music, United Artists, 1975. “The Witch,” written by Matt Barrick, Peter Bauer, Paul Maroon, Walter Martin, and Hamilton Leithauser; performed by The Walkmen. Heaven, Fat Possum, 2012. “Burn The Witch,” written by Thom Yorke, Jonny Greenwood, Colin Greenwood, Ed O’Brien, and Phil Selway; performed by Radiohead. A Moon Shaped Pool, XL, 2016. “Witch Hunt,” written and performed by Wayne Shorter. Speak No Evil, Blue Note, 1966. “Witchy Woman,” written by Don Henley and Bernie Leadon; performed by The Eagles. Eagles, Asylum, 1972. “Witches’ Rave,” written and performed by Jeff Buckley. Sketches For My Sweetheart, The Drunk, Columbia, 1998. “Reach Out (I’ll Be There),” written by Lamont Dozier, Brian Holland, and Eddie Holland; performed by The Four Tops. Reach Out, Motown, 1967.

To close out 2024, Alyssa and Kevin play a round of "Would You Rather" utilizing a discovered partial book. Additionally, they assemble a Costco-themed puzzle selected from a Little Free Library of puzzles.  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credits Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credits Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019 Episode Music Credits: “Would You Rather,” written by Phoebe Bridgers, Marshall Vore, and Tony Berg; performed by Phoebe Bridgers. Stranger in The Alps, Dead Oceans, 2017. “Question?,” written by Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff; performed by Taylor Swift. Midnights, Republic, 2022 “A Long December,” written by Adam Duritz; performed by Counting Crows. Recovering The Satellites, DGC, 1996. “Make A Decision,” written by Jessica and Camilla Stavely-Taylor; performed by The Staves. All Now, Nonesuch, 2024. “Auld Lang Syne,” traditional; arranged and performed by Haley Blais. Self-released, 2020. “Sympathy is A Knife,” written by Charlotte Aitchison, Finn Keane, and Jonathan Christopher Shave; performed by Charli XCX. Brat, Atlantic, 2024.  “Hero,” written by Enrique Iglesias, Paul Barry, and Mark Taylor; performed by Enrique Iglesias. Escape, Interscope, 2011. “Choices (Yup),” written by Earl Stevens; performed by E-40. Sharp On All 4 Corners: Corner 1, Heavy on The Grind, 2014. “Bad Decisions,” written by Garrett Lee, Kevin Baird, Sam Halliday, Alex Trimble; performed by Two Door Cinema Club. Gameshow, Parlophone, 2016 “Puzzle Pieces,” written and performed by Saint Motel. Voyeur, OnThe, 2012. “Puzzle Pieces,” written and performed by Evan Crommett. Self-released, 2018. “In The New Year,” written by Hamilton Leithauser, Paul Maroon, Walter Martin, Peter Bauer, and Matt Barrick; performed by The Walkmen. You and Me, Gigantic, 2008. “What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar,” written by Lynn Ahrens.

It's a merry mid-December for us on No Returns! This week we discuss L Frank Baum's The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “It’s Not Christmas Till Somebody Cries,” written by Benjamin Romans, CJ Baran, Carly Rae Jepsen, and James Flannigan; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Interscope, 2020. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Santa Claus is Coming to Town,” written by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie; performed by Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band. In Harmony 2, Columbia 1981. “Santa Claus Go Straight to The Ghetto,” written by Alfred Ellis, Charles Bobbit, and Hank Ballard; performed by James Brown. A Soulful Christmas, King, 1968 “Up On the Housetop,” written by Benjamin Hanby; performed by Gene Autry. Columbia, 1952. “Jolly Old St. Nicholas,” traditional; performed by Ray Conniff. We Wish You A Merry Christmas, Columbia,1962. “(Everybody’s Waiting For) The Man With The Bag,” written by Irving Taylor, Dudley Brooks, and Hal Stanley; performed by Kay Starr. Capitol Record, 1950. “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer,” written by Johnny Marks; performed by The Temptations. The Temptations Christmas Card, Motown, 1970. “Santa Tell Me,” written by Ariana Grande, Savan Kotecha, and Ilya Salmanzadeh. Republic, 2014. “Santa Baby,” written by Joan Javits, Philip Springer, and Tony Springer; performed by Eartha Kitt. RCA, 1953 “Santa’s Coming For Us,” written by Sia Furler and Greg Kurstin; performed by Sia. Everyday is Christmas, Atlantic, 2017.  

Found on the state of Utah’s list of banned books in this year 2024, Judy Blume’s 1975 novel, Forever, is the subject of this week’s episode. Alyssa and Kevin discuss this book’s controversial reputation, and how it’s held up over time. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram.   Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Ms. Jackson,” written by André Benjamin, Antwan Patton, and David Sheats; performed by Outkast. Stankonia, LaFace/Arista, 2000. “Forever Your Girl,” written by Oliver Leiber; performed by Paula Abdul. Forever Your Girl, Virgin, 1988.  “I Love You Always Forever,” written and performed by Donna Lewis. Now in A Minute, Atlantic, 1996. “First Time,” written and performed by Lucy Dacus. Home Videos, Matador, 2021. “We Looked Like Giants,” written by Ben Gibbard, Nick Harmer, Jason McGerr, and Chris Walla; performed by Death Cab for Cutie. Transatlanticism, Barsuk, 2003. “Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes),” written by Tony Macaulay and Barry Mason; performed by Edison Lighthouse. Already, Bell, 1971 “Forever and For Always,” written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange and Eilleen Twain; performed by Shania Twain. Up!, Mercury, 2002. “Stay Forever,” written by Mickey Melchiondo and Aaron Freeman; performed by Ween. White Pepper, Elektra, 2000. “Always, Forever,” written by Romy Madley Croft, Donna Lewis, Henry Counsell, and Frederick Gibson; performed by Romy. Young, 2024.  

This week, Alyssa and Kevin are joined by an illustrious guest to discuss William Golding's 1954 debut novel, Lord of the Flies. Friend of the podcast and writer, Julia Oschwald-Tilton, join the duo to consider Little Free Library neighborhood dynamics, and this literary classic.    Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram.  Opening Credits Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credits Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Lord of The Flies,” written by Steve Harris and Janick Gers; performed by Iron Maiden. The X Factor, EMI, 1995. “I Will Survive,” written by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris; performed by Cake. Fashion Nugget, Capricorn, 1996. “Everybody Wants to Rule The World,” written by Roland Orzabal, Ian Stanley, and Chris Hughes; performed by Tears for Fears. Songs From The Big Chair, Mercury, 1985. “Come Along,” written and performed by Cosmo Sheldrake. The Much Much How How and I, Transgressive, 2018. “Animal,” written by Dana Foote and Teddy O’Malley; performed by Sir Chloe. Party Favors, Atlantic, 2020. “Teen Idle,” written by Marina Diamandis; performed by MARINA. Electra Heart, Atlantic, 2011. “Some Nights,” written by Jeff Bhasker, Nate Ruess, Andrew Dost, and Jack Antonoff; performed by Fun. Some Nights, Atlantic, 2012. “Sign of The Times,” written by Harry Styles, Jeff Bhasker, Mitch Rowland, Ryan Nasci, Alex Salibian, and Tyler Johnson; performed by Harry Styles. Harry Styles, Columbia, 2017. “Black Hole Sun,” written by Chris Cornell; performed by Soundgarden. Superunknown, A&M, 1994. “Livin’ on The Edge,” written by Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, and Mark Hudson; performed by Aerosmith. Get A Grip, 1993, Geffen.  “Piggy,” written by Trent Reznor; performed by Nine Inch Nails. The Downward Spiral, Interscope/Nothing, 1994.

In part two of our reasonable election special, Alyssa and Kevin pick back up with the second half of the conversation about the book Presidential Sex, discussing the sucio to rotted behaviors of Warren Harding, Franklin Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, and Bill Clinton.  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” written and performed by Billy Joel. Storm Front, Columbia, 1989. “Jackie’s Strength,” written and performed by Tori Amos. Songs From The Choir Girl Hotel, Atlantic, 1998. “President,” written by Wyclef Jean and Jerry Duplessis; performed by Wyclef Jean. Welcome to Haiti: Creole 101, Koch, 2004. “Don’t Stop” written by Christine McVie; performed by Fleetwood Mac. Rumors, Warner Brothers, 1976 “You Haven’t Done Nuthin,” written by Stevland Morris; performed by Stevie Wonder featuring The Jackson Five. Fulfillingness' First Finale, Tamla/Motown, 1974. “You’re The Man,” written by Marvin Gaye and Kenneth Stover; performed by Marvin Gaye. Motown, 1972. “Brick x Brick,” written and performed by E.R. Fightmaster. Bloodshed Baby, Fightmaster Industries, 2024. “Fight The Power,” written by Carlton Ridenhour, Eric Sadler, Hank Boxley, and Keith Boxley; performed by Public Enemy. Fear of A Black Planet, Def Jam, 1990. “I’m Afraid of Americans,” written by David Bowie and Brian Eno; performed by David Bowie with additional production by Trent Reznor. I’m Afraid of Americans, Virgin, 1997.

In part one of a special two part episode, and in serving as a very reasonable election special, Alyssa and Kevin discuss the salacious book, Presidential Sex, published in 1995. In part one we learn more than we wished to know about George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, James Buchanan, James Garfield, Grover Cleveland, and Woodrow Wilson. Part two will be available on Monday, November 11th. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen,John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Fifty Nifty,” written by Ray Charles. 1961. “American Girl,” written by Tom Petty; performed by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Shelter, 1976 “Party in The U.S.A.,” written by Lukasz Gottwald, Jessica Cornish, and Claude Kelly; performed by Miley Cyrus. The Time of Our LIves, Hollywood, 2009. “Born in The U.S.A.,” written by Bruce Springsteen; performed by Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band. Born in The U.S.A., Columbia, 1984. “American Woman,” written by Burton Cummings, Garry Peterson, Jim Kale,  and Randy Bachman; performed by Lenny Kravitz. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Maverick, 1999.  “R.O.C.K. in The U.S.A.,” written and performed by John Mellencamp. Scarecrow, Riva, 1985. “Black Republican,” written by Leshan Lewis, Shawn Carter, Nasir Jones, and Wyatt Coleman; performed by Nas featuring Jay-Z. Hip Hop is Dead, Def Jam/Columbia, 2006. “He’s Misstra Know It All,” written by Steveland Morris; performed by Stevie Wonder. Innervisions, Tamla/Motown, 1974. “National Anthem,” written by Elizabeth Grant, Justin Parker, David Sneddon, and James Bauer-Mein; performed by Lana Del Rey. Born to Die, Polydor/Interscope, 2012.

Listener beware, we're in for some scares. This week we read two books from the Goosebumps series. We also welcome local internet person, Liz Brooks, to share some of her spooky experiences working at Minneapolis’ most notable First Avenue. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Follow Liz on Twitter if you are so inclined.  Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Goosebumps Television Theme,” written and performed by Jack Lenz. “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,” written by Donald Glover, Tina Fey, Jeff Richmond, Robert Carlock, Tami Sagher, and Tracy Morgan. Performed by Tracy Morgan. 30 Rock Original Television Show Soundtrack, Relativity, 2010.  “Dead Friends,” written by Demi Lovato, Laura Veltz, Sam Ellis; performed by Demi Lovato. Holy Fvck, Island, 2022. “Don’t Fear The Reaper,” written by Donald Roeser; performed by Blue Oyster Cult. Agents of Fortune, Columbia, 1976. “American Woman (David Lynch Remix),” written by Kallie North, Jessy Wilson, Jason Sandbrink White, and Butch Walker; performed by Muddy Magnolias. Additional production and sound design by David Lynch. Twin Peaks: Music From The Limited Event Series, Rhino, 2017. “Red Right Hand,” written by Nick Cave, Mick Harvey, and Thomas Wydler; performed by PJ Harvey. B-Sides, Demos, and Rarities, Island, 2022.   “Season of The Witch,” written and performed by Donovan Leitch. Sunshine Superman, Epic, 1996. “Halloween,” written by Eliza Klatt and Kurt Skuse; performed by Eliza and The Delusionals. Now and Then, Cooking Vinyl, 2022. “Baby, I’m A Star,” written by Prince Rogers Nelson; performed by Prince and The Revolution. Purple Rain, Warner Brothers, 1984. “Better Off Alone,” written by Sebastiaan Molijn and Eelke Kalberg; performed by Salem. I’m Still In The Night, IAMSOUND, 2011. “I Put A Spell on You,” written by Jalacy Hawkins; performed by Nina Simone. I Put A Spell on You, Phillips, 1965. “Goosebumps,” written by Meghan Trainor, Eric Frederic, Gamal Lewis, Eric Tobias Wincorn, Joe Spargur, Robert Rile, yCharles White, and Billy Ball; performed by Meghan Trainor. Thank You, Epic, 2016. “This is Halloween,” written by Danny Elfman. The Nightmare Before Christmas, Walt Disney, 1993. “Somebody’s Watching Me,” written by Kennedy Gordy; performed by Rockwell. Somebody’s Watching Me, Motown, 1983. “Vent,” written by Adrian Thaws; performed by Tricky. Pre Millenium Tension, Island, 1996. “Halloween,” written by Phoebe Bridgers, Conor Oberst, and Christian Lee Hutson; performed by Phoebe Bridgers. Punisher, Dead Oceans, 2020 “Ghost of Your Guitar Solo,” written by Jake Lenderman; performed by MJ Lenderman. Ghost of Your Guitar Solo, Dear Life, 2021. “Midnight, The Stars, and You,” performed by The Caretaker. Selected Memories From A Haunted Ballroom, V/Vm Test, 1999.