Welcome to No One Else Will Listen—where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too. With Bonnie navigating life in New York and Lottie holding down the fort in Dublin, they cover the things you only talk about with your sister—because no one else will listen… and, let’s be honest, she doesn’t really have a choice.
From chaotic life updates to deep (and occasionally questionable) chats, expect brutally honest takes, unfiltered oversharing, and a healthy dose of sibling bickering. Plus, they’ll be dishing out sisterly, and likely conflicting, advice to listeners.
It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the kind of conversations you’d never have in public—but your sister has to hear them.
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Welcome to No One Else Will Listen—where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too. With Bonnie navigating life in New York and Lottie holding down the fort in Dublin, they cover the things you only talk about with your sister—because no one else will listen… and, let’s be honest, she doesn’t really have a choice.
From chaotic life updates to deep (and occasionally questionable) chats, expect brutally honest takes, unfiltered oversharing, and a healthy dose of sibling bickering. Plus, they’ll be dishing out sisterly, and likely conflicting, advice to listeners.
It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the kind of conversations you’d never have in public—but your sister has to hear them.
Slide into their DMs: @bonnieryan & @lottieryan1
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The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally.
Lottie’s birthday has come and gone (along with everyone else’s who was in Kinara that night). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been hit with a wave of homesickness watching her family and friends actually enjoy their lives without her - how dare they?! Not that she’d get an invite to Elliott's party anyway.
Lottie opens up about her difficult birthing experience, and no, not the ogre scare (but phew!) - while Bonnie reflects on HER most prized possession… a cool pop. Honestly, valid.
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It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though they’re far from the emotional tributes she might’ve hoped for (Elliot excluded… but maybe he’s just trying to rival Taylor Swift’s new album drop).
All Lottie really wants for her birthday is a trip to Sephora, a bushy thong, and a lunchbox with her name on it. Is that too much to ask?
Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been battling a migraine but still found the strength to binge Victoria Beckham’s new documentary, and she’s got thoughts. Oh, and after months of lying to her therapist, she finally ended things. Breakups are hard… even with your shrink.
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Lottie’s had a busy week decorating her house with pumpkins - and she’ll be spending the next week trying to locate her groin. Meanwhile, Bonnie’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a full-blown DIY project in the bathroom of a high-end work event (at least she got a seat at this one).
In preparation for Halloween, Lottie’s toying with the idea of dressing up as the ghost of Gerry Ryan (though some might say she’s already halfway there). With both birthdays approaching, the sisters get reflective, and realise they’ve been living in a toxic productivity spiral. Growth era incoming?
Just when things start to heat up, Fabio swoops in to play referee. (Psst, Lottie - just blame it on the pumpkins!)
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Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star level (think pompous with a capital P). Meanwhile, Lottie’s fresh new hair is just in time for the big 4-0, and she’s plotting her erotic road trip to Cockville… not to be confused with Willy Lane.
Fashion crimes are on trial this week: will it be Selena Gomez in Sofia Richie's wedding dress, or Bonnie rocking the white socks? (Someone’s doing time.) Lottie admits she’s a magnet for weirdos—though luckily, Bonnie’s a natural fit.
And finally, would you hide your wedding ring just to land a sale? The girls weigh in… though Lottie’s OnlyFans may already have the answer.
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Season 2 is here, and the sisters are back! Bonnie spent her summer playing musical chairs—couch-surfing one minute, and being demoted from the NYFW front row the next. Meanwhile, Lottie was buried under her never-ending to-do list, only for mum guilt to take over and leave her arguing with herself in the shower (Bonnie's advice: make a music video).
Lottie's phone is listening to her, so her algorithm will undoubtedly be full of vaginal filler ads after this episode (labia puff anyone?), because she DEFINITELY hasn't gotten one already...
After a healthy amount of family time in Italy and Ireland, the girls still (somehow) like each other—against all odds. Now they’re back to catch up, overshare, and officially kick off Season 2.
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Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like growing up in the spotlight with your dirty laundry on full display—sometimes literally, knickers and all (sorry B).
Meanwhile, has anyone got a spare $800? Bonnie needs her roots done and might be back to student life as she considers a dramatic career pivot… nursing anyone?
It’s the season finale! But don’t worry—you won’t be left high and dry. Fabio’s here to lull us out of Season 1 with a song from the heart. *Adds to sleep playlist*
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This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough. She’d probably have better luck getting a bed in space… maybe that’s next on her travel list.
Lottie has her hair back (praise be), but she’s still waiting on her brows—one follicle at a time. The sisters are deep into Coachella gossip: Gaga’s return gave goosebumps, Bieber’s pants gave… concern, and Timothée Chala-who’s tiny bag? Possibly carrying the pronunciation guide to his own surname.
Their mum takes the hot seat in “Which Kid Did It?”, where they spill the tea on who crashed her car, who drank her vodka, and—spoiler alert—it was definitely not golden boy Rex.
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Does Bonnie need to go back to therapy? Lottie votes yes. But according to Bonnie, Lottie needs her hair extensions back—desperately. Sisters supporting sisters, kind of.
This week, Bonnie's unpacking her wild dreams about losing her siblings—maybe triggered by their dad’s anniversary… or just her usual unprocessed trauma. Dream interpreters, our DMs are open.
The sisters spiral into all the weird stuff they believed as kids—like gum living in your stomach forever, or your tongue turning black when you lie. Lottie also reveals a very questionable belief Fabio still holds about eyesight (spoiler: it’s not about carrots).
Plus: a look back at their childhood house rules, where even the family dog seemed to have more rights than they did.
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Bonnie’s recovering from a traumatic blowdry that left her starring in an unsolicited salon photoshoot—keep your eyes peeled for the glossy evidence (and no, she didn’t ask for volume).
Meanwhile, Lottie is living her best BBQ life in the fleeting Irish sun—donkey d*cks not on the menu, thank you very much.
The sisters debate wedding guest fashion faux pas (bright pink feathers vs. polka dots: which is the real crime?) and Lottie’s also raising serious hygiene concerns—namely, is Bonnie still greasy from their shared bathwater childhood days? The stank mystery continues…
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Bonnie saw Big Ben in London… and also their brother’s bare ass.
Meanwhile, Lottie’s anniversary night took a turn—from romance to reality—when she stumbled home tipsy, only to be greeted by a sick child (so much for a vibrating Eiffel Tower).
And Lottie’s latest fascination with relationship synchronization has her questioning why Bonnie looks suspiciously like John… is she back kissing long-lost cousins again?
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Bonnie is on her deathbed (aka mildly suffering from hay fever), but her spirit is strong in reminding Lottie to milk her anniversary for every gift possible. The more celebrations, the more presents—girl math.
Meanwhile, Lottie faces her worst nightmare: attending a baby shower alone. Bonnie, a seasoned pro in awkward social situations, shares her foolproof survival tips (step one: locate the bathroom, step two: hide in it).
The sisters then take a deeply nostalgic turn, reliving their first kisses. Bonnie got in there early at the ripe old age of 11, only for her first love to later date their cousin and show up at family Christmas party. Lottie might've been a late bloomer, but at least her exes don’t double as distant relatives.
Bonnie is still in the midst of her rebrand and considering a questionable piercing. Lottie does not approve, but she is on hand to advise when a crisis haircut is a good idea (and when it’s a guaranteed regret).
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Lottie’s been baring it all on The Baby Tribe podcast, reliving her complicated pregnancy and birth story— listen here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0RyToZJD5E9uCrhgjkp14x?si=blSiuANcR3aXLXiuyLByeg
Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been faking it till she makes it, sneaking into their beloved Disneyland hotel where she really belongs.
Despite Bonnie nearly flying out of a rollercoaster and Lottie almost drowning, their parents just kept bringing them back. Trying to get rid of them? Possibly. Now, the sisters are gearing up for an Italian getaway, breaking down girl-group drama, and questioning reality itself—did Lottie actually break Bonnie’s collarbone? Who did it? Jury’s still out.
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Should AI be up for an Oscar? Maybe someone should ask the Best Man in Movie… whoever that is. Meanwhile, Bonnie is more than happy to let Lottie take the hits in life, and Lottie (mostly) obliges—except when it comes to defending Bonnie’s questionable shoe choices.
But this week, it’s Lottie who’s still reeling from an unexpected eyeful in Dublin—thanks, Sabrina. On the bright side, she finally has medical proof she’s not losing her mind… well, not completely.
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Bonnie needs a full rebrand (or maybe just a fresh blow-dry), while Lottie hurtles toward 40 and considers asking Keanu Reeves for his anti-aging secrets. The sisters plot their comeback to the dancefloor—right alongside Britney (or… not Britney?).
This week, they tackle a major dilemma: what do you do when you hate your sister’s boyfriend? Not that they’d know, of course…
It’s unfiltered, mildly chaotic, and probably not the best place for life advice—because who else would listen?
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Lottie and Bonnie are back, and this week they're exposing themselves more than ever—literally. From drunken train mishaps (featuring an innocent bystander’s shoulder) to Lottie’s humbling experience at the waxing salon, no topic is off-limits. Meanwhile, Bonnie confesses to some deep, dark secrets, including a rebellious teenage phase and an X Factor audition she swore to take to the grave.
It’s chaotic, unfiltered, and maybe a little too revealing—but who else would listen?
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Lottie’s recovering from a near-death experience (aka a mild cold), while Bonnie is fully consumed by pop culture chaos—Kendrick at the Super Bowl, Kanye (or is it Ye?) at the Grammys, and everything in between. She also finally answers the question everyone’s been asking… where’s Bob? (Spoiler: it's not good news)
It’s raw, real, and a tad emosh—because who else would listen?
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In the first episode of No One Else Will Listen, sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan peel back the curtain on their chaotic childhood—complete with sibling trauma bonds, a few battle scars, and plenty of laughs. Lottie spills on her wedding regrets (courtesy of Bonnie), and the sisters share a surprising discovery about vaginas (hint: sugar daddies won’t care—they’re just here for the feet).
It’s raw, real, and totally unfiltered—because who else would listen?
Slide into their DMs on Instagram: @bonnieryan and @lottieryan1
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