This week the twins discuss the infamous "list" that our government either does or does not have, the importance of science, and what superheroes deserve their love. This is a fun episode that is more uplifting than the last one, but we still wouldn't call the Ryan twins a "beacon of light" at the moment.

The twins are back and we have decided that we are 100% in hell. This is Kelly writing these descriptions so idk why I'm even trying to make it sound like it's in 3rd person. Look folks- we are just trying to survive in this dystopian society. If you're happy with the state of this world right now, I cannot express this enough: this episode is not for you. If you want to follow us, do so at @iamaliryan and @thisiskellyryan on instagram or follow Ali on TikTok. I'm not really on TikTok even though I'm supposed to be spreading my content to the entire planet. We can't afford for someone else to write these descriptions, we don't even have a dishwasher.

NIGHTCOOP is back! As the weather heats up, the twins revisit summer memories and do their best to stay on topic. Per usual, the silly podcast has some dark themes... 

Kelly and Ali are opinionated about a lot of things, but there are certain food rules that are considered LAW. From simplicity over gluttony, to the ratio of creme to cookie in an oreo, you can expect a passionate episode with range.

Kelly and Ali take audience suggestions to see what Nightcoop listeners are most angry about lately! From rent increases to robots taking over, many of you are annoyed day to day. They join you in the frustration!

Sea World, Skirts, and Rich Losers- what do these three things have in common? They are hated (or... misunderstood) by the Ryan Twins. This latest episode is jam-packed with a bunch of hot takes that you need to listen to...

Kelly and Ali are back with a much needed episode of NIGHTCOOP. Typically these episodes are packed with little games... but not this time. With nothing but crucial talking points, the twins navigate their way through a difficult conversation about the current situation of the United States. This is a podcast run by loud, out-spoken women that stand with marginalized groups. Staying out of politics is no longer an option. Enjoy.

Are you forced into dating? Are you tired of missing red flag after red flag -- then this is the episode for you. Men and women both have tell-tale signs of being unworthy of your time. Kelly and Ali dive in!

As the weather cools down, you might find yourself glued to the television, bundled up. Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite shows, the return of Squid Game, the stupidity of The Bachelor and MORE! Tune into this TV episode.

What a time to be alive- Kelly and Ali pick "Disgust" as their topic this week. Listen to their gross This or That, their rants on bathroom cleanliness, and two songs for the Hen House Open Mic! This is a very silly episode that will make you yell "EW" on your commute...

Kelly and Ali are back with a new episode on the election! It's the end of October in 2024, meaning a new president will be crowned next week. In this horrifically crazy time period, the Ryan Twins hope they bring you some good ol' fashioned laughs. 

Kelly and Ali decide to go down memory lane in this episode about heading back to school! For some, school was a safe haven... for others, it was the problem. Tune in now!

Kelly and Ali had an exceptionally fun time recording this episode with an evil theme. They discuss their favorite villains, Kelly does a ridiculous Harvey Dent impression, and Ali explains how real life meanies can ruin children.

Who here works a corporate job? Who here is tired of corporate lingo? Everyone? Okay, good to know. Kelly and Ali talk about their experience working in the corporate world, the ups and downs of a 9-5 and why partying with your coworkers is never has fun as you want it to be...

In this episode, Kelly and Ali talk about all kinds of doctors, going to the doctor, hating the doctor, etc. They do declare however that the fluoride at the dentist is the equivalent of being sent to hell. Tune in now!

As twins, Kelly and Ali have a built-in, everlasting friendship. But of course the two have beef with those who bail, they have had it with fake friends, and they do believe it is quality of friends over quantity! This episode is a blast and you need to listen to it right now!

Splish splash, it's a summer fun episode! The twins talk slip n' slides, drowning, and of course, ice cream. But we all know that the ladies have beef with certain summer activities and clothing items! Listen now...

Kelly and Ali took a listener's request and are delivering you an episode on "Jobs and Professions." Kelly immediately brings up stripping, Ali has a song that goes completely off the rails, and they both say "pervert" more times than they can count. Tune in!

In this episode, Kelly and Ali discuss what makes them tick about Cooking! Of course they discuss Food Network icons and the types of cuisines they hate the most. Do you also want to marry Ina Garten? Then this is the episode for you.

It's almost the twins' birthday!! They critique the ins and outs of the perfect party, what the guest list should look like, and why the rules of drinking at a day party are crucial. Tune in now!